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[norussianplz]

Look honey, I'm a busy guy. I have a job. I have things to do. I don't have time to play these little games of yours. And you know, BTW? You don't either.

I'm flattered. Really. Taking an interest, it's nice. It's great. Good job with that. You made your point. But it's a waste of time.

So how about you run along and let me get back to work?

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[arcofiron]

You busy? [Begins to laugh]

Oh wait. You're being serious. I didn't think you worked. I just thought you liked to cause problems.

[norussianplz]

[You aren't seriously going to lecture him on not working, are you, Anthony?]

And I didn't think you actually knew what that word meant.

[arcofiron]

I always work. [He smiles away to himself]

Just I'd like to see you make something you make, that isn't copied off someone else's idea first.

[norussianplz]

I know this might come as a surprise to you, but I've made a lot of things that have nothing to do with you. Or anyone else.

Justin Hammer <3 You're getting Gene because my brain thinks it's funny.

[buyatoaster]

Only one problem with that, pal. Your 'mun'— [and that gets airquotes since the concept is just offensive to him] —doesn't pay you attention, you don't get to do squat. Trust me. Been there, done that. Got the bloody t-shirt.

[Have a deprecating once-over.] What's your job, anyway? Beauvoir lady?

I welcome Gene with open arms!

[norussianplz]

[Obviously this isn't his day. First he gets called pretty, now he's apparently a woman.]

Weapons development.

[Have a side-eye, buddy. Because if that was some kind of remark on his fake tan, he is so not amused.]

What do you do?

Justin's likely gonna regret you saying that. >_>

[buyatoaster]

[Weapons development. Really. That industry's so not what it used to be.] What's your main product line; crocheted gun holsters?

[And at that question, Gene will hook his thumbs into his belt loops and shift his stance, put some swagger in it. Look at him being taller than you are. By at least three inches. This doesn't even take effort. Midget.] I keep the streets of my city clean of crooks and scumbags. [Which you've got the air of one about you, so have a sneer.] Gene Hunt. I'd say it's a pleasure, but my gran's always told me that lying's a sin.

[widows]

I think we'd all prefer if she didn't. [ we being her, tony stark up there, and, you know, america. ]

[norussianplz]

[How can today get worse? He hasn't asked himself this yet and now look, he doesn't need to!]

We don't always get what we want, do we, sweetheart?

[widows]

Some of us do, hon. [ oh look she can use belittling endearments too. ]

[norussianplz]

[Oh boy, this is his lucky day! Not just one smarter-than-you lecture from Tony Stark. Two!]

No one listens to you, Anthony. I'm not surprised to hear you're having trouble with that.

[therealgenius]

[...what.

Granted, there are two other people with him that have the same face, but...damn.]

Did you just call Justin Hammer a "waste of time"?

[norussianplz]

Why would I call myself a waste of time?

[Come on, man. Keep up.]

[therealgenius]

Because the more uninteresting you present yourself—us?—to be, the less inclined you believe anyone would be to continue with the games.

[Reverse psychology!]

Also, what's with the Russian? Doesn't that piss you off more than anything else?

[profitableboron]

[Hello other Sam Rockwell face]

We're all busy, in one way or another. That's why they like us so much, I figure.

[norussianplz]

[Hey, man. The clothes are a little questionable, but otherwise, you're looking mighty fine.]

Because they like screwing with us? That doesn't make any sense.

[profitableboron]

[Wait til you see the other one.]

Well, they wouldn't want to screw with anything that's boring, would they? Get tired of it in, like, a week or so. So they...you know, pick the most interesting to tinker with. Just so happened to be you this time. It's really not all that bad.

[Sam is biased though because he died on the moon and that is sad :(]

[sixth]

He's right, you know. Uh, me, I mean. Sam. The other Sam.

[ Being a clone is rough, man. Don't judge him. ]

They get interested, and suddenly they can't leave you alone.

[norussianplz]

[Jesus Christ, how many of you are there?]

So you make them uninterested. Why is this so hard? People lose interest in things all the time. It's human nature.

[sixth]

Because they don't lose interest. Believe me, I've tried. And mine still wants to subject me to this crap.

i feel i should apologize or something

[gimmecornbread]

[Justin, did you ever wonder what you would look like with brown/yellow teeth, in overalls? Or sound like if you were from the South? Or...smell, even?

Welp, here you are now. Enjoy!]

The fuck is B-T-W?

Wait, are all of these you?

[norussianplz]

[What. The. Fuck.

Happened to you?]

By the way.

What happened to you?

justin, sam bell (profitableboron), and this guy, yeah. i have a rockwell thing, apparently.

[gimmecornbread]

[Wow that's rude.]

Don't they teach you fellers in your white collars somethin' like manners?