important matters need addressing

[needsahorse]

Tiny maiden,

I am not sure that I understand your reasons for continually asking about tickets to this "gun show." I do not even possess a firearm, as you well know.

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[green_lightning]

No no no no!

The tickets are-a to see these-a guns! [At that moment, Luigi flexes, demonstrating his exceedingly wimpy great and masculine physique.]

[needsahorse]

But why would my lady wish to look at your arms, little man?

[green_lightning]

Because-a they can-a lift this! [And now he's swinging, with ease, a hammer that's quite obviously as big as him. In fact, the way he's swingin' that hammer around is actually pretty impressive.]

After all, I'm-a Luigi!

More to the point, however, she was-a asking to see your muscles. I just-a thought she'd like-a to see better ones!

[bloodcurdling_cheesecake]

Guns are muscles! Like these!

[She flexes her biceps. She's no Sif, but hopefully the point gets across.]

The gun show!

[needsahorse]

........When she asks about my gun show, then.. this is what she is referring to?

[Thor flexes his muscles in kind, looking a bit bewildered.]

[bloodcurdling_cheesecake]

Yeah! It's like sayin' "I'm so tough, I'm a weapon!"

[compromisedarrow]

['scuse me, laughing his ass off here.]

[needsahorse]

Agent Barton. What is so amusing about this show of firearms?

[compromisedarrow]

It's not that type of gun, big guy.

[arcofiron]

Er Thor? Gun show doesn't relate to guns.

[needsahorse]

So I have been told, Son of Howard. Why do you call it a gun show if firearms are not involved?

[arcofiron]

In this saying the Guns mean muscles point break. So in asking about the gun show.. What do you think she's asking

[thelastking]

[ Don't mind this sly ranger sitting over here smoking his pipe. He's just a tad humored by all this, especially since his mun went through the painstaking task of explaining all of this to him a moment ago. ]

Careful, it would seem you have an admirer.

[needsahorse]

I might say the same of you, stranger. My mun seems pleased by your presence.

[thelastking]

Is she now? I'm honored.

[dusk_and_dawn]

If a gun show is like an archery contest, I would not mind seeing it.