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[garantundkraft]

Okay, mun. I'm gonna actually be brief and to the point about this since I've got way more important shit to do than deal with you!

::Prussia clears his throat, draws himself up to his full height, and shifts so he's standing in one of his diplomatic poses: arms crossed and feet shoulder width apart, but staring ever so slightly down his nose at the fourth wall. Or, rather, his mundane.::

Listen up! This is a lesson in awesomeness being taught by the great Prussia! You will either work on your duties -duties that you have chosen to take up- or you will attend to needs such as food, hygeine, and sleep! If I catch you looking at cat pictures when you've promised to work on Lili's app, or reading about how other peoples' lives are fucked when you said you'd do my tags, I promise you your life is gonna be the worst until you shape up!

Now stop being a loser and act like you're as awesome as you claim! You've got a long way to go before you're even a thousand times less awesome than me, so get to work!

And get that app done so you can work on mine! I wanna go with Artie to that country palace place! Kesese! It'll be awesome! No way is he gonna be able to resist the amazing me there!

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[sleepygunsman]

[Dont mind the blank look you're getting, he gives everyone that stare ]

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[blitzkriegd]

[he thought everything about this post was good...]

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[blitzkriegd]

[until he got to the last paragraph. well, more like the last sentence]

H-hey! You're too noisy! Be quiet!

[garantundkraft]

Make me be quiet, Liebling~ ::Leer.::

[blitzkriegd]

[TWITCH]

Now that your mundane has the application done, you can stop worrying. And, therefore, be quiet. [hmph. inwardly he is bouncing at the thought of going to that silly country palace place]

[garantundkraft]

I can't stop teaching him awesomeness now! He failed at being situationally aware! And besides, this just means he has another app to work on now! The app of the awesome me!

[blitzkriegd]

Hn. Right. My Lady keeps on taking so many "projects" so I wonder what she will do when she suddenly has to start adhering to a normal schedule again. Which is soon. I hope she works on the application next.

.......N-not that I'm looking forward to going anywhere new. With you.

[garantundkraft]

I think mundanes find schedules overrated. I know mine does. He'd better work on that app, though, otherwise I'm borrowing West's whip! ::That last bit of yelling is aimed at the fourth wall.::

Oh, that hurts, Liebchen. I was really anticipating this, too! Getting to... ah... seize your vital regions~

[blitzkriegd]

[here is a fist coming straight for your face.

don't worry. it's filled with love]

[garantundkraft]

::Oh no you don't. He's had quite enough being beat up today, even though all that happened was a bit of throwing. Prussia goes to catch that fist. If he does, he'll just start to squeeze. If he doesn't, he'll dodge.::

Tch, Schaetzi, that's not awesome! Here I am showing my appreciation and you're trying to hit me! And I'm violent!

[blitzkriegd]

[he wasn't really expecting it to catch, though it would have been oh so gratifying to have that punch hit right in the center of Prussia's face. he's subdued by the squeezing, anyway. he's not really mad, nor is he in the mood to fight. in fact, England is feeling... the complete opposite.

but you know how he is. has to make a big show out of not agreeing, and shite]

Appreciation. [in German, yes]

[garantundkraft]

::Oh, Arthur. He loves it when you speak his language. With a proud smirk, Prussia steps in close, taking the liberty of wrapping his other arm around England to hold him close.:: Yes, appreciation. I've always been fond of the sights to be found on you. For instance, The English Channel...

::If you can't guess where his hand is going next, England, you fail at being the ero-ambassador.::

[blitzkriegd]

[this would be fine if. you know. they weren't on a public forum. he reaches behind him to catch Prussia's wrist from dropping further. later, he says with his eyes. stern, but obviously pleased about it. he enjoys Prussia's hands on him. ahem.]

I will make sure my Lady. Hurries. [because that's all there is to be said about that]

[garantundkraft]

::Sorry, England, but shame is something that clearly happens to other, less awesome people, because Prussia is pouting at his hand being stalled.::

But I would so love to see the Tower of London up close now~

::...Yes, he did just call England's -ahem- that.::

[blitzkriegd]

[that gets both a blush plus an eye-roll from him. good job, Prussia! but England is still holding Prussia's wrist]

Now? [yes, he's looking around to make sure no one is here, or something]

[garantundkraft]

::That just makes him smirk. Oh yeah. The awesome Prussia wins yet again.::

Did I not just say that, love?

[blitzkriegd]

[sigh! to look like he's so put-out by the idea of stopping what he's doing to fool around. but you know he's not. there's a lazy streak in England that rears its head every so often.

he tilts his head, mostly to indicate they move] Fine. Go.