omgomgomg (no spoilers)

[darknessb4me]

Having a meltdown isn't going to make your Pandaren load faster.

You're pathetic.

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[corpseknight]

you don't understand, arthas.

i NEED my plagued protodrake.

NEED IT.

[corpseknight]

PS: also i'm going to tame you.

[darknessb4me]

What?

[darknessb4me]

No.

[corpseknight]

you can't stop it.

it's already happened.

[darknessb4me]

Val'kyr, your master calls!

[flap flap flap.]

[darknessb4me]

[He is staring and waiting for a reason he should care about this fact.]

[corpseknight]

[He goes into a long monologue involving gestures and horrible monotoned-baby-talk about why he needs this drake.]

[darknessb4me]

[You know what's great? Ice tomb.]

[dotdotdamnit]

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haha omg <3

[darknessb4me]

[How did a bug get all the way into Icecrown?

This is probably Anub'arak's fault somehow.]

Go away. Swattermourne is still in the research and development stage.

Re: haha omg <3

[dotdotdamnit]

[the firefly pulses her light more animated and violently. she didn't like the sound of that at all]

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[darknessb4me]

[Arthas takes a swipe at it with a rolled-up copy of Zombies Quarterly.]

[dotdotdamnit]

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[ollies outie]

[stormstrike]

But pet battles!

[darknessb4me]

Back in my day, only hunters and warlocks had pets. The interface was a string and a stick and we were grateful for it.

[stormstrike]

You're just cranky because paladins never got pets.

[darknessb4me]

Yeah, you figured it out. That's the real reason I rerolled Death Knight. The whole plague thing was just a coverup.

[stormstrike]

I wish someone had told the Bronze Dragonflight that before they made me go back to Stratholme. I look super-ugly disguised as a human.

[strangehistorian]

I thought you looked fine!

[stormstrike]

My hair colour and skin clashed terribly.

[darknessb4me]

About that.

Get out of my past. It's already been retconned enough.

[stormstrike]

It's okay, nobody runs that once they've got their mount. Especially now that mounts are account-wide.

[darknessb4me]

Good. I'll melee the trash down on my own, thanks.

[thestarcaller]

Mine is, for that very reason, distracting herself with... dragons or something similar.

[ suspicious ] Aren't you supposed to be dead?

[darknessb4me]

My mundane has me trapped in a farce of an afterlife.

And it's Tuesday, my instance reset.

[thestarcaller]

Oh, resets. I'd almost forgotten. Does anyone actually run your instance anymore? Seems everyone's trying to get their Herald of the Titans titles from Ulduar instead.

[darknessb4me]

Everyone runs my instance. I am too demanding for mere level 80 mortals.

[flickerember]

[W o w.]

Shouldn't... er, shouldn't you be busy getting killed by ghosts right now? -Oh, wait, it's Tuesday, isn't it. Shoot, forget what I said.

[darknessb4me]

[He's totally had enough of this. Have some Pain and Suffering.]

[flickerember]

[No thanks, dude, that's what Ice Block is for!]

[darknessb4me]

[No defensive cooldown lasts forever, my son.]

[flickerember]

[Oh come off it, Mr. High-and-Might Level Skull. What's one level 45 caster supposed to do? Sneeze at you?]

Sorry! Sorry!

[electricalempath]

Isn't that why your Mun brought you here?

[Yes, Yukuhashi is being a bit of a smartass. But that's because you're unnerving to him -- dead guys generally don't give off electrical impulses.]

[darknessb4me]

I've been here for years. She's deluded herself into thinking I want or need redemption.

[electricalempath]

Hm... I see.

I guess a Lich King wouldn't really want redemption, would he?

[darknessb4me]

No.

[Never mind that the Lich King is someone else now.]