Voice testing

[taser_happy]

Mun... Seriously, that's what I'm supposed to call you?

[THere's a huff and an eye roll.]

Right. So what's the deal with this? You throw me at people for what? Shits and giggles? Do I at least get my taser?

[She does.]

Damn straight I get my taser. And my ipod, you hear me? Good.
At least it's a break from Jane looking at me like I just drooled all over her notes.

Hey, if you're gonna do this can I at least hook up with a cute guy? Please?

Comments

[feelstaller]

I don't think Miss Foster thinks you drool all over her notes, ma'am. She seems kind of preoccupied with...other things.

[taser_happy]

Ma'am? [You get a bit of a 'seriously?' look.] Consider the fact that she's a 'brilliant astrophysicist' and I'm just a political science major... Yeah. It happens.

[feelstaller]

No such thing as just anything, ma'am. Different arenas.

[irondick]

[ heeeeeeeello Nurse.

my, is that a curvilicious babe right there? Pepper won't kill him for flirting. He can't help himself. ]

Cute guys? I've always thought of myself more as ruggedly handsome. [ BORED INSPECTING NAILS. ]

[taser_happy]

[Oh holy crap... Tony Stark? TONY STARK? WHAT? WHAT?! After the initial surprise though...]

Rugged... Maybe. [There's a small smirk. You can finish the rest, Stark.]

[irondick]

Maybe, really? Playing hard to get is so not working for you, doll. [ bored eyebrow perk. winking. ]

[odinsons]

[ ... ]

Is the taser truly necessary?

[ THAT WASN'T FUN ]

[taser_happy]

Yes, yes it is.

[A pause.]

Hey, I apologised!

[odinsons]

[ he was teasing. sort of......... ]

Well. I suppose there are many more... worthy than I to be on the receiving end of your mighty taser.

[ not that it'd work on him now or anything, but he really hates it btw ]

Do exercise caution, Darcy. There are many unsavory characters lurking about.

[efficacy]

A taser? Interesting. I'll have to remember that.

[taser_happy]

You should. It's handy, dandy and takes down wacked out demi-gods. Well... Exiled ones anyway.

[efficacy]

I don't know about demi-gods, but I do have my work cut out for me with just one man.

But that sounds like an interesting story.

threeadjack

[irondick]

[ For the love of god ]

I am not condoning this.

[ they will be used on my nuts more than anyone else. ow. ]

[rootsforthor]

... [ holds up iPod, headphones dangling from his shirt collar. ] This iPod?

[ Hey, if Coulson was gonna make him scan it for top-secret files... ]

[taser_happy]

[Squint. Wait a minute!] My iPod! [Down to the obnoxious glittery stick on the back. She reaches for.]

I'd like that back, thank you!

[bodysings]

Tasers are so passé. You oughta get yourself one of these. [ Jerking a thumb back at her trusty swords. ] Way more intimidating. Not to mention fun, and throw some shiny in there while we're at it.

[taser_happy]

Passé? I'll have you know I took down the God of Thunder with my taser. You heard me.
[She cracks a smile, not at all serious with the attitude.] Yeah but here's the thing. One, I don't know how to use 'em and Two, if I did, I'd probably cut my own head off.

Have an AU Loki

[not_insane]

[Excuse him for staring but he looked like he just saw a ghost. Actually he was almost sure he was looking at one.]

D-Darcey?

8D I love AU!Loki's!

[taser_happy]

[Cue a very weirded out look.]

Uh... Hi... Sorry have we met?

[starspangledspandex]

What do you need a taser for, ma'am?

[Are you even allowed to have one? He's been under the impression they are issued to police officers and no offense meant, but you don't seem like the type.]

[taser_happy]

People suck and some people are scum. Keeping something on hand you can, you know, protect yourself with is a reeaaallly good idea.

Also, fun fact. you're the second person to call me Ma'am all day. It's Darcy.

[lunging]

[DID SOMEONE CALL FOR A CUTE GUY FOR FAIR MAIDEN DARCY?]

[taser_happy]

[IN FACT SHE DID!]

Fandral?

[coffeemugsmash]

Be mindful of such demands, Darcey. There are a great many threats which lurk in this realm.

[taser_happy]

Which is why I carry the taser. Locked and loaded and ready for trouble.