securedparanoia: (You say what?)
Red Alert ([personal profile] securedparanoia) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-08-28 07:50 pm
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On im/forum shenanigans.

So the only one on this expedition team that had any basic medical knowledge is either deactivated or lost somewhere in the caverns of this planet we are stuck on. A planet that may or may not be infested with Decepticons, and I'm highly positive it is because you would not be as gleeful as you are if it was not, and you're making jokes at a time like this?

It does not matter in the slightest there are other Red Alerts who are medics, I work security that is in no way near medical in regards to what I would be able to do if we did end up with wounded. You and the rest of those plotting this entire encounter out are going to get us all turned into spare parts!

[personal profile] ex_dishonestly997 2012-08-29 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
Sounds like that's going to end pretty badly for you.

[personal profile] ex_dishonestly997 2012-08-29 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
Then I advise you get as much enjoyment out of what passes for your current life as possible.

[personal profile] ex_dishonestly997 2012-08-29 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
You've just got to ask yourself... can you change her mind?

[personal profile] ex_dishonestly997 2012-08-29 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
You know, I was with you up until that last six words, and then suddenly mysteriously lost all sympathy.

[a pause]

Maybe you just torture nice. I've known Autobots like that.

[personal profile] ex_dishonestly997 2012-08-29 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
No, it's because you insulted my people.

[so unhealthily amused]

Well how would you know if your screaming is attractive? You're a little biased.

[personal profile] ex_dishonestly997 2012-08-29 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
No. Decepticons aren't all just sadists. Not that I would blame us if we all were, based on our mutual history.

[chuckles]

Now, me? I am a sadist. --but you're the one reading in.