forever homeless...?

[forkedover]

...Shouldn't you be focusing on your tags rather than thinking of doing anything else right now?

[BEAT.]

Wait, what do you mean you just want to see me suffer...!?

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[abmoemination]

MAHIRO-KUN!!

[ finally, the time has arrived. the time for horrible shenanigans in a place where the fourth wall can be ripped apart just as easily as her clothing. speaking of, she's halfway in getting that shirt off while in mid-leap towards him.

smoochy face mode is on. ]

1/2

[forkedover]

[...DAMMIT...!]

2/2

[forkedover]

[/FORK STAB]

[abmoemination]

[ why does the best love always hurt the most... ]

Yeowchouchouchouch...

W-Why do you do this to me?

[forkedover]

Maybe it's the fact that you're taking this way too fast...!

[abmoemination]

Did you forget about our love child already? [ ufufu. ] You should have thought about taking it slowly before giving them the spark of life.

[ why is everything so absurd when it comes to this character? ]

[forkedover]

...L-l-l-love child!?

[Brain: Broken.]

[abmoemination]

Right in here. [ rubbing her lower tummy enticingly....... ] Twins. Their hearts beat just as ours do for each other.

You want to feel? [ do not pass go. do not collect $200. just run. ]

[forkedover]

No...! How the hell did this even happen anyways...!?

[THE ONLY LOGICAL EXPLANATION WOULD BE IF HE WAS TOTALLY DRUNK, WHICH IS... WELL, IMPOSSIBLE CONSIDERING HIS AGE.]

[abmoemination]

You want me to tell you the tale of us making love? [ her face lights up to show her excitement. ] You're such a naughty boy, Mahiro-kun!

not a nag tag, just me realizing I could do better <3

[abmoemination]

Instead of listening though, I'll allow you to try an alternative form of learning.

The hands on kind. [ incoming one alien half naked again. ]