On the mun's eeeing of pairings

[fasternlightbot]

Pay attention to your own RPs and not the ones on that stupid blog... thing. You're getting distracted.

And I'm not jealous! That's ridiculous! Just because some other Crash likes another 'bot in some other game does not mean I'm jealous. My Crash liked another 'bot and I dealt with that just fine. You're making excuses and- and-

[irritated noises that don't quite form words] Ridiculous.

Comments

[hatched_not_born]

Hm you don't sound so sure.

[fasternlightbot]

Well I am! I'm more than sure, I'm- I'm- whatever-a-word-for-more-than-sure-is!

[hatched_not_born]

(The smallest smirk.) Somehow, I think you would remember the word if you weren't so...troubled.

[fasternlightbot]

No, no, this is how I normally am. [Yup, normal, perfectly normal, everything is fiiiiiine. It's his mun who is troubled!]

[sakugarne]

I think the lady doth protest too much.

[fasternlightbot]

Yeah and what would you know.

[sakugarne]

I know the fact you used the wrong tense when talking about your Crash.

[fasternlightbot]

Liked outwardly. If he still likes him that's fine too, but that's not what I'm talking about.

[sakugarne]

Hm. If you say so.

Although I don't see why this bothers you. It's not like that other Robot Master is actually where you are, the one that the other Crash likes I mean.

[fasternlightbot]

It doesn't bother me! [throws his arms up in the air] Crash can like whoever he wants! Here there or wherever!

[sakugarne]

And if he stopped liking you, then what?

[Quint is being a dick on purpose now]

[hammerspace_head]

You sure sound jealous.

[fasternlightbot]

You too, kid?

[hammerspace_head]

Just calling it like I see it.

[fasternlightbot]

Being jealous makes no sense. The mun is being stupid and annoying and making up thing about me so she can continue being stupid and annoying. That. Is. All.

[hammerspace_head]

That's a lot of stupid and annoying for one person.

[fasternlightbot]

I know. You wouldn't think it'd all fit, but it does.

[hammerspace_head]

Muns are kind of amazing like that. Stupid but amazing.

[drillsforhands]

I dunno, I think your mun is right. You sound jealous to me, at least.

[fasternlightbot]

Why would I be jealous? I've got you and, besides things being a little boring, everything is great. [still, he's going to drape himself all over Crash]

[drillsforhands]

Because you're silly and think I'll leave you for the next shiny thing?

[fasternlightbot]

But I don't think that.

[drillsforhands]

Oooookay, if you say so. But if you didn't you wouldn't be getting so mad at your mun.

[fasternlightbot]

I just want her to focus on what's important and stop eeeing over pairings.

[drillsforhands]

You do know that'll never happen, right?