dear_mun | Entries tagged with canon: metalocalypse

Uhm...hmm...okays. Amenst exactlies sures how to properly process this. You ams telling me, you ams okays with me looking for new pals here? After you speskifically tells Toki you amenst sures you has the times to even plays with me?

Ams yous sures? I don'ts think the guys ams even heres. Woulds Toki even fits in here?

Mun?

Ams you reallies sures Toki ams readies for this? I donts think I can does this withsout Dethklok.

deathtousall

I'm doing just fines withouts them.

tokarooni

(( did you see that trailer oh my god it is so amazing lOOK AT IT ))

It ams very impressives, mun. I can'ts believe that it's going to come soon! That means that I'ms going to be saveds! Being tortured amn'ts metals, it's complete dildos. Oh, hey, you also gets to see how I joined Dethkloks! Wowee!

Waits a second... Was that me and Skwisgaar playing near the end? Do I finally gets to play a solos?! HOLY SHITS, IT AMS THE THUNDERHORSE AND SNOWS FALCONS.

(( we'll see toki, we'll see. soon. ))

tokarooni

Well, muns, I thinks it's safe to says that I'ms going to get rescued soon.

[ a sigh ]

I don'ts want to waits that longs, though... It ams very lonely and scary here and Mangus... [ he looks down at his wound, the cruel reminder that his former 'friend' inflicted on him ]

I miss everyone... I hope they ams okay.

tokarooni

Muns, I'ms happy that you likes the new Dethalbums and I'ms very happy that you likes me! No one ever likes Toki. Maybes you shoulds listens to my solos insteads of listening to Skyhunter or Andromeda? I'll gives you pizza--

What? No, my solos ams brutal! ...Even though I hads a panics attack... But, I can be just as good and brutals as Skiwsgaar! I can be the leads guitarists too! All I needs to do is practice more on the pianos!

[Toki, you mean the guitar.]

Whatevers.

zazz

Yeh, okey, I've had some time to think on it annnnnd those powers yew thaught up fer me are pretty awesome, I mean, fire breath frahm drinkin' whiskey? Heh. Who wouldn't love booze based powers, yanno? So yer on yer way to gettin' back on my good side. As lahng as one of those powers will be whenever I drink, eh, Goldschläger I get the fuckin' Midas touch so I can pay people to make my sammiches.

I haven't forgotten about that.

I never will.

ANYYYYway, jest, I dunno, jest thaught I'd let yew know and uhhh yeh get outta here now and get back to writin' that application thing, yew drag yer feet more than Nate'n, swear to Gahd. Stupid, picky assholes.

zazz

What the hell do yew mean I'll be a regular jegoff in this "game"? What kind of shithole of a game doesn't lemme keep ahll my money, and servants . . . ahll my boooooze? Who'll make my sammiches? I sure as hell ain't makin' my own sammiches! I don't know how hot the ahven even hasta be for that!

Tell ya what, make yer own game, base it on Mordhaus. People can join that with me to make my sammiches. All sorts of sammich events, heh. One day they hafta successfully make me a pbnj, the next, uhhhhh, bologna. Yeh, who wouldn't fuckin' want t' play in that game? . . . .

Look, screw yew, too, I dun care aboot ahll the kewl powers I'll be getting! Jest make me that fuckin' sammich already!

tonto

No.

Don't pretend I can't see your subject line.

No. I'm not.

dildosaurus

It's fine.

It's fine. It's fine.

onehundredbeers

Hey.

So, uh, get our fucking shit in line. You got a plan here, or, uh, are we just fucking winging it like last time? God, do you know. How fucking sad it is. That I have better organization skills than you. Seriously. It's seriously fucking sad.

Just- ugh, don't do what you did last time. I am not going to sit around for months while you take your sweet time updating me.

But you know, whatever, I'm done. I, uh, said my piece.

prudebitch

We're not discussing this, mundane. Give it up, already.

tallerthanatree

No.

I do not wants to go to some stupid dildos 'game'. I ams a billionaire. I haves guitar practice. You're a regular jackoff sittings at the computer. I thinks we both know who ams the winner.

Leaves me alone.

planetpiss

Well, fanschy scheeing you here. It'sch only been like two yearsch, huh? Louschy bitch.

I mean, giving it the old try-a-roonie again, huh schweetheart?

Figuresch. I knew you'd come back. You can't resischt my unfathomable charmsch. Now do me a favor and get me schomething to eat, huh? I'm fucking schtarving.

thatsmybreadandbutter

I, ah... Yes, miss, I know you're a big fan of both Dethklok and my work, and it's a relief to be settled with someone who's not trying, whether accidentally or intentionally, to kill any of us. But as much as I appreciate the hospitality, I'm curious: what exactly did you think I'd do without the band to manage?

Dear Mun . . .

I think we have issues.

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