from a timeline with no canon lines where almost all personality has to be extrapolated, ayup

[tinyspider]

I don't care that you can't put me in a game 8ecause I don't want to go to one ANYWAY. They all sound 8ad and I like it here. And I don't have a husktop yet so I don't get to talk to anyone except smelly neigh8ors and spiderbait spiderb8. I'm staying. It's final!

- VRISKA

Comments

[tendtoenunciate]

[Up wanders bitty Kanaya.]

hi
im afraid You Dont Know Me Yet
but i think i might know you
Are You The Scorpio

[tinyspider]

Yes!

[she has no idea what a Scorpio is, but she has just decided that she is indeed the Scorpio]

[tendtoenunciate]

I Knew It!
ive dreamed about you

[Young Kanaya Maryam, master of the introduction.]

[tinyspider]

Did I kill you?

[tendtoenunciate]

no
Definitely Not

[tinyspider]

What did I do? Was it a 8ad dream?

[tendtoenunciate]

i saw you reading a book
it had your sign on it
like your shirt
that was Pretty Much It
it wasnt a very long dream

[tinyspider]

Yes!

I have that 8ook. It's the 8est 8ook.

[tendtoenunciate]

whats it about
I Couldnt Really Find That Out by watching

[tinyspider]

It's a secret.

[tendtoenunciate]

oh
ok

[tinyspider]

.. It's a cool secret.

[caduuceus]

uranianUmbra [UU] began cheering [..BittyVriska?]

UU: it is Understandable to feel frUstration at being stUck. u_u However as yoU say, being in a game can be qUite.. bad.

UU: I say to hell with that tosh! I too cannot start a session Until I reach an agreement with my incorrigible brother.

UU: which I specUlate is very well likely to never happen.

UU: thoUgh I shoUld say I have certainly had qUite enoUgh of games for the moment!

UU: alas, I cannot even watch the cloUds of Prospit in my cUrrent predicament.

UU: perhaps as we are both in a bit of a pickle, yoU might fancy a chat? :u

[tinyspider]

I'm not feeling anything 8ad. I like it!

What's a session?

[strider_pride]

holy shit
your spider troll
only more smaller and more fugly cute
jesus

[tinyspider]

Why do you write in a weird color of red?

[strider_pride]

cause red is the hottest and badass color in the world
the color blue is a close second

[tinyspider]

No, 8lue's 8etter than red.

[strider_pride]

oh ye of little brain
you know nothing of the signifance of red
it is so awesome your mind may explode

[docfoul]

[Well, hello.

Don't mind him, he's just standing there. And watching.

Of course, he's making a show of watching. He doesn't need to look at her in order to see her.

But she doesn't need to know that.]

[tinyspider]

[....... WHAT IS THAT THING OH GOD]

[docfoul]

[CLEARLY HE'S JUST ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR ANCESTOR'S MAGIC CUE BALLS.

WITH... LEGS.

CLEARLY.]

[caligulas_aquarium]

wwell
aint this somethin

[tinyspider]

Purple8lood!

[caligulas_aquarium]

damn right its purpleblood
you got any sense a respect for that still
i mean
do you