I don't even know

[derp_gator]

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[Blink]

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[shy_kindness]

Oh! Hello there, Gummy. How have you been today?

[I wonder where Pinkie Diane is.]

[derp_gator]

[Hi Fluttershy. have a blank reptilian stare with something that kinda sorta looks like a smile.]

[shy_kindness]

[Fluttershy smiles back. Fluttercruel would probably smile if she was in control.]

it's nice that, um, you're happy. But do you know where Pinkie Diane is?

[derp_gator]

[She's right under us, are you blind or something?

Unfortunately, no, he has no idea where Pinkie is. But she has the habit of appearing out of nowhere, so he isn't worried.]

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[Blink]

[cruel_kindness]

[Fluttershy transforms into Fluttercruel, her colors becoming less vibrant, her cutie mark turning into a helping hoof one, and scars appearing over her body.]

I wonder what Pinkie Diane sees in you... At least Angel has a personality.

[derp_gator]

[Angel? Oh yeah, the rabbit.

They play cards on Tuesdays...oh crap Fluttershy doesn't need to know about that!

Uh...poker face.]

[cruel_kindness]

...You know, Angel's pretty decent in my opinion. Helps me help 'Shy be less of a wimp.

[derp_gator]

[Yeah, he's a good guy to hang around. He's more approachable than Opal that's for sure.]

zomg.

[party_hard]

GUMMY!

There you are, I've been looking all over for you!

[derp_gator]

[Pinkie! Affectionate biting all around]

[party_hard]

[Pinkie gives Gummy a big old Pinkie hug before starting to trot off, carrying him along if possible.]

Come on! You know I've got that big party to set up! You don't want to miss that, do you?

[derp_gator]

[Nope. Gummy nips the back of Pinkie's mane as she trots along.]

[party_hard]

[Soon, they arrive back at Pinkie's.]

Alright! I'm going to set up now!

[And she wheels out the Party Cannon.]

[derp_gator]

[Here it comes!

Gummy takes all the necessary precautions...by staring blankly.]

[party_hard]

[BANG! The party cannon has been fired. And there was a little gator a little too close to the crossfire. He's possibly covered with confetti now.]

Oh, sorry, Gummy! Are you okay?

[derp_gator]

...ACHOO

[He's fine, Gummy sneezes away most of the confetti. Living with you for almost two years, he has pretty much embraced your...Pinkieness.]

[magicalrealist]

Hi Gummy! What are you doing all the way out here away from Pinkie?

[derp_gator]

[Oh hello...purple one who's name escapes him at the moment.

Blank stare.]

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[magicalrealist]

(Yeah...should've expected as much.)

Oh...well, that's okay; I'm sure she'll be very happy to see you.

(How to hold up a conversation with an alligator who doesn't talk. HMM...)

[derp_gator]

[That is very good question, but for now Gummy's just staring...and staring...and staring

It's almost like...he's looking into your very soul Twilight, or maybe you have cookie crumbs on you, hard to tell.]

[magicalrealist]

(It's still a bit creepy, sure, but spending as much time with Pinkie as she does means she's at least gotten somewhat used to it.

Well Spike's taken a liking to riding on Twilight's back, so any (and every) cookie crumb in her mane would be entirely his fault...so yes, the single crumb there is all Spike's fault.)

Well...I guess you'll be around here more often, right? It's not so bad; I don't know if your mun wants to put you in any games, but you'll meet plenty of others here.

[derp_gator]

[When in doubt, blame Spike.

There's really not a lot of places where he'd fit, so more than likely he'll stay here.

Besides it's not so bad. There's definitely worse places he could of ended up.]

[oohthisismyjam]

Gummy!

There you are! Shame on you mister! I've been looking for you all over the place!

[derp_gator]

[Oh c'mon Pinkie, he ain't doin' nothin'.

What's t'matter wit you?]