Just for fun

[magicore]

Have you not a thing better to do with your time, mun? I am forever grateful you thought to take me out for a spin, but some ideas are better left dormant in the confine of one's mind.

Oh, but the possibility of seeing an ally or two is high? So long as you do not rush recklessly into things, you have my support and my blade.

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[gilgadouche]

[Gilgadouche here counts as an ally, right?]

And just what is this?

[magicore]

[ No, no he doesn't. Not one bit. Not in the slightest. Not now. Not ever. The day she counts Kiritsugu as an ally over Gilgamesh is a very sad day indeed. ]

Have you any manners? [ Spoken as politely as can be. ] You should ask for my name if you wish to know it.

[gilgadouche]

[Wow rude tbh.]

Ha. Why would I need to ask for your name when I already know it. [He would recognize that ahoge anywhere, and Arturia is too flat to be mistaken for Nero anywhere.] What is this foolishness, Saber?

[magicore]

[ LISTEN, HER BOOBIES ARE GOING TO GROW IN ANY MINUTE NOW! She's been drinking plenty of milk, alright?! ]

Saber? [ That's the name of one of the many Servants in the Holy Grail War, so now she's on edge. ] I know not of this Saber you speak of!

[autocratic]

[ Putting hands on her hips and puffing her chest out. You get this look. ]

Hmm! My mundane informs me you are to be my new Master. Are you?

[magicore]

[ Don't look down.
Don't look down.
Don't look down. ]

Is it not a possibility? [ Just going to steal a peek. ] Your attire is a bit... please, let me go get one of my shirts.

[ Not like they'd fit Saber, but hey! ]

[autocratic]

[ WALKS CLOSER. ]

Such a pity tithe of clothing to honor our union? Where is the praise? No, on second thought, do not say how honored you must feel to have summoned such a magnificent Servant as I. The fact that you hold my gaze is telling enough!

[magicore]

[ Just gonna take the same amount of distance in steps back. ]

I cannot help but feel we will stick out like a sore thumb due to our identical looks. [ Seriously, her boobs are bigger and her ahoge longer. Arty is pretty overwhelmed. ] Will you tell me your name, dear Servant?

[maguskilled]

. . .

[No, I'm just messing with you.]

I agree. We won't get anywhere if you rush things, Arturia.

[magicore]

[ SCREAMING ON THE INSIDE. ]

I am not rushing into things! [ She's too short to get anywhere fast without Invisible Air alright. ] Besides, it is my mun to blame for all of this. Hold her accountable, not I.

[ She'll scratch her head nervously after that. ]

Well, perhaps we should not impose any trouble on the lady.

[maguskilled]

[I aim to please.]

...Our muns. Chances are changing their minds isn't a possibility. If it's a war we're getting into, then you'll have to assume the appropriate mindset.

Not sure how in hell this would work out.

[haken]

[ It was just a normal day for Arturia, when SUDDENLY: A man wearing a weird western type getup, with a rifle strapped to his shoulder and pistol on his side appears! He spots Arturia and then moves to check her out much more closely. That is to say, have a cowboy up in your face, Arturia. ]

Well, howdy pardner; I reckon you're the gal who supposed to be summoning my ass to this dimension?

LET'S MAKE IT WORK REGARDLESS YEWL

[magicore]

[ Doesn't it hurt his back to bend down to her level... ]

It is fortunate for me that I have summoned more than just your buttocks. [ Slowly collecting all of the Servants. ] Will you tell me of your name, Servant?

[haken]

[ Probably, but how can Haken refuse such a pretty lady? It would be against his character. However, he straightens up now. ]

I reckon I might, once I get over the shock that someone without a pair of high aces was the one who summoned me.

[ A moment of thought, then he smirks and shrugs. ]

I reckon a cowgirl with a small pair of deuces is still better than no cowgirl at all for a cowpoke like me.

Name's Captain Haken Browning, the best damned bounty hunter in all the endless frontier. Well, I reckon I was. Now I suppose you can call me Servant Archer. Although, I would've preferred Servant Rider, cause I love to ride, if you catch my meaning.

[puppy_lancer]

King Arthur as a Master? Man, I'm almost tempted to say that this sounds like a good idea.

[If only she wasn't English. And if she wasn't related to the shiny douche from his Grail War.

[magicore]

[ It is the Best Idea of All Time. Provided she has someone to flip that switch deep inside of her. ]

King Arthur is a Master too? [ Completely innocent. ] Will I have to do battle against him?

[puppy_lancer]

No, no, I mean you. You're uh...that female King Arthur from another dimension, right? Arto-Arta...gah! I'll just call you Saber. It's what I've been calling male you all this time.

[As well as "douchebag", "bastard", "asshole", and "shiny pretty boy".]

But yeah--both versions of you that I know are Servants.

[namelesshero]

Hoh? "Master" Arturia? Of all the things I should have seen coming...

[magicore]

Is it really that difficult to believe I can be a Master? [ At least this one isn't calling her a Saber. ] I am a qualified one. See, I even have my Command Seals!

[ Showing off her balled up fist. ]

See?

[namelesshero]

So you are. [tempting as it was to call her Saber, it was also easy enough for someone in his position to accept that this was indeed an alternate version]

Seeing you in the role of Master, I wonder just what kind of Servant you would have.

[ideal_hero]

Seems like muns rarely have anything better to do with their time. I keep telling mine that he should really do something more productive. Like cleaning his house, or cooking. But he's more content trying to amuse himself with his muses. Even if it means torturing us with those crazy ideas.

[magicore]

It is a challenge to convince them to do their own things. Mine insists on spending time here instead of putting away her recent shopping. What a shame.

[prototype_king]

Please forgive my doppelganger with a tree up his ass further up the post, miss. He was probably just overwhelmed by your beauty and didn't know how to deal with it.

[magicore]

Your doppelganger? [ Aha! ] It makes sense now! I am being mistaken as this Saber individual, am I not? Then that means this Saber must be my doppelganger as well.

[ Wait, he complimented her. Sheepishly staring down now. ]

Thank you.

[prototype_king]

[Moooooeeeeee~]

You could be the little sister of the Saber I know, I suppose. Those sea green eyes look far better on a cute girl, though.