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[somanyadjectives]

Just so we're clear:

You want to drag me into this ... neighborhood, make me human, and marry me off to a Bonnie who's not my Bonnie. On top of that, Damon's going to be there, we're both going to be before we met anyone from Mystic Falls, back when we still hate each other and would rather see each other dead then be next door neighbors.

I won't know Caroline, Matt, Alaric or Tyler. I won't know Elena, if she happens to arrive.

Oh, and Katherine's there too. But I think she's dead and won't know about how she screwed us over with Klaus.

I really think that reconsidering this plan would be in everyone's best interest -- don't you?





... Except the being human part. That part, I think I'll be able to work with.

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[blytheandbonnie]

Hey, hey, hey.

It's not all bad. My mun is insisting that you need some more fun in your life and as it turns out, I am great at fun.

Even if I am collecting Salvatore husbands like Pokemon cards.]

[somanyadjectives]

Really? I have a friend who's great at fun. I don't get to see her all that often, though.

[especially since later Damon kills her. But that's a story for another day.]

[blytheandbonnie]

Oh, don't worry. You'll like me. Everyone does.

I promise I won't be a difficult wife.

[judgy]

You'd better be good to him.

[ Not that she doubts, just...look, she's really jealous protective of this one, okay? ]

[blytheandbonnie]

Oh, I will be! I promise.

Any tips?

[judgy]

[ Stay on your side of the bed?

Except she can't say that, obviously.

Something else... ]

Keep him away from doppelgangers.

[somanyadjectives]

I appreciate that. Given that you'd be my first.

[blytheandbonnie]

Well, you always remember your first.

[Wink, wink. Nudge, nudge.]

[somanyadjectives]

That's what they say.

[blytheandbonnie]

Just.

Please don't do the Salvatore thing and be all broody about it.

Think of it as an adventure! Like a roller coaster, but with a house in the suburbs, and a mail order bride.



Okay, it's possible that a roller coaster was not the best metaphor.

[somanyadjectives]

[laughs]

I will do my best.

[judgy]

[ Will not be jealous, will not be jealous, will not be jealous...









She's totally jealous. ]

[somanyadjectives]

[Hey. He's not sleeping with her. He's just ... married to her.

Possibly with children.]

[judgy]

[ Still jealous. It's stupid, but she is. ]

[somanyadjectives]

[He'll make it up to her?]

[judgy]

[ He'd better. ]

[vampirebarbie]

Oh, I'll fill you in on everything.

[somanyadjectives]

I hope so. Someone's going to have to.

[vampirebarbie]

Don't worry, I've got it covered.

[somanyadjectives]

I appreciate it. And I'm sorry for the impending awkward.

[vampirebarbie]

Oh, it's fine. I have plenty of awkward already.

[somanyadjectives]

So what's one more to add to the pile?

[vampirebarbie]

Pretty much.

[somanyadjectives]

I'm sorry things'll be so complicated.

[ex_ric243]

[Brb, counting the many ways this can go wrong]

[somanyadjectives]

[There are so, so very many of them.]

[ex_ric243]

Let's just hope that Elena doesn't end up factoring into any of this.

[somanyadjectives]

Believe me -- that's not a conversation I want to have. She just wants to take me from a point where I'm not as ...




... She says obsessed. I prefer invested in Elena's well-being.

[ex_ric243]

[... No comment.

Silent judgement is pretty much a given though.]

[somanyadjectives]

[Yeah, his mun judges him on a regular basis. He expected that much.]

I can't be interested if I don't know her.

[ex_ric243]

But you'll know Katherine. And if if Elena ever shows up, she'd still know you.

[He sees the words VICIOUS CYCLE written all over this. Elena isn't known for her tendency to back down and forget about the people she cares about]

And Damon. [Which opens up a whole different can of worms that Ric doesn't particularly want to acknowledge at the moment]

[somanyadjectives]

True.

[a beat]

Me and Damon will be fine.

[siring]

Tough break, mate.

[It could always be worse.]

[somanyadjectives]

[It could. This is true.]

You would think so.