Who needs context?

[jackbotsattack]

I am an evil, ominous, terrifying, powerful bringer of darkness, and the future ruler of the world!!!

Not a "cuddle monster."

Comments

[minor_setback]

[Aw, look. The human's trying to be evil. How amusing.]

[jackbotsattack]

[Whoa, what is that? A cat?

Jack is going to experimentally throw a can at it.]

[minor_setback]

[Evil the Cat dodges the can.]

Watch it, human.

[jackbotsattack]

Whoa, it talks! ...well I guess this isn't the first time I've met a talking cat but still... Whoa!

[minor_setback]

Yes, yes. I'm quite capable of speech.

[jackbotsattack]

Yeah, got it.

Who are you anyway, cat?

[inspirethefire]

A personal-space-poltergeist, at most.

[jackbotsattack]

What is that supposed to mean? I give you plenty of personal space.

[Says he as he gets all up in your bubble. Sup Haj?]

[inspirethefire]

Oh yeah, the leaning, the poking and prodding, the hugs, the draping, all incidental, really.

[jackbotsattack]

...I trip a lot.

[inspirethefire]

Well, I certainly won't argue that. I'm glad you've got steadier hands than feet.

[fintastic]

Nope. Cuddle monster.

[jackbotsattack]

So. Not.

This is a one [two... three... ?] time thing!

I'm trying to get a rep here.

[fintastic]

Oh you'll get a rep alright! A rep for being adorabubble!

[jackbotsattack]

I am definitely not adorabubble. I mean, adorable! I'm intimidating.

[fintastic]

You call it intimidating. I call it precious.

[biwinning]

If thith makesth him even more pathetic than before, I'm theriouthly blaming you.

[fintastic]

If being moirails with me makes him pathetic, what does that make you?

[biwinning]

I didn't thay being moirailsth with him! I meant making him a cuddle monthter.

[fintastic]

And how do you think I'm doing that?

Besides, I have never seen you turn down cuddles.

[historycodebook]

Are you now?

[jackbotsattack]

Yes! ...No!

Yes to the powerful part and no to the cuddling part.

[historycodebook]

Really because it seems the opposite is truer.

[jackbotsattack]

[siiiigh] You too.

I'm gonna stop saying things where you guys can see them. [He's not serious.]

[historycodebook]

You do know the walls have ears.

[But Reki has been bored doing nothing!]