dear_mun | Jun. 14th, 2012

Jun. 14th, 2012

I'm sorry you want to send me to where? and I will do what and I will have a pair of WHAT??

You know what, I changed my mind. I am content to be quiet in your mind and not be in any games at all.

Go play with your other muses, I'll just go back to latency.

[Sigh]

I figured that wouldn't convince you. At least Ed and Al are there too so I won't be alone.

sinews

Between hitting on all the jerks in the city and getting covered in kittens, I'll take the former. Papa Cat isn't a title I want to add to my collection just yet, thanks. Even looking out for Lion-O was a lot easier than pandering to three whining, hungry little mouths. Mostly.

Just get a sword commissioned for me already. I need to spar with someone who won't jump my bones.

notevengreat

Hey Mun,

Thanks for preparing your headspace with an eclectic collection of shady characters and aliens and I don't even know; it really makes me feel at home. You must have been warned that I feel out of place if I'm not surrounded by people who know at least ten unique ways of killing me. And here I thought it was only the Commander who was that thoughtful.

But seriously, though, what are we doing? I'm all up for adventures, sure, but at least vague ideas and goals are generally a good idea, as opposed to "oh hey look, a funny guy." I know I'm hilarious and charming, but that's not the point right now. Direction helps, especially if you're putting me somewhere with the intent of being comic relief, rather than pilot extraordinaire. Just think about it, before you really commit to this. Or at least pretend to?

I have no doubt we'll be talking later.

bringtheowl

[Animated wittering: he very much enjoys the attention. Much better than being stuffed in a box somewhere! But shouldn't he be with Perseus? Zeus commanded it! He flaps his wings with mechanical noise. Even if the Kraken's dead, he might still be needed!

He gives a low whistle. Well, all right. Maybe it wouldn't hurt to fly around a little first.]

doesntbetray

...

No thanks.

hackles

You're out of your league, girlie. Run along and play somewhere else.

[ SAYS THE ONE WHO WON'T EVER SHUT HIS TRAP ]

tattling

I don't think you should use the phrase "supervillain dick moves" in my app. Not even in the background section. It's kind of like you're letting Uncle Johnny write it.

I mean, yeah, it's awesome you're still writing it and you still care and stuff. But, you're not gonna have a new computer for weeks which means you're not gonna join the game for weeks which means Katie is going to have so many more points than me.

...wait, it's not that kind of game?

triangleshaped

Awesome! A new place to hang out and meet new people? That's great! Maybe I can talk Ferb into coming over here with me, we can definitely find a great game around here!

grewtocatchkillers

Hello, Ms. Mundane. [He's sitting with his fingers laced and his gaze calm yet stony, focusing completely on his mun.]

I understand that I'm not the first one to be abducted from my home by you. Or by other muns, for that matter. My... 'headmates' have filled me in on how things work.

[He looks completely cool and collected despite the fact that everything he knows to be true has been turned on its head. And despite the fact that, for the first time, he's facing a person without knowing a exactly how their mind works. He's working on fixing the latter problem at the moment, and luckily, he's really good at his job.]

You pluck people out of their worlds without any risk to yourself, and you watch each of us meticulously to understand how we think and act. You're careful. Not with myself or any of the people in your 'headspace', but around other mundanes. You need--

[No. You are not about to profile your mun publicly, Hotch. By her mun-ly powers, you're forced to stop talking about this.

Hotch suddenly falls silent. And now he's giving his mun a scary glare.]

voicelessengel

But, she likes them? She doesn't see how they are considered bad people. . . Loki is very kind to her, as is Mr. Erik. Maybe they are not completely bad people. Maybe they are just as afraid as everyone else and they do bad things because of it? She is glad Heine is there with her but she hopes he takes better care of himself. . . She really would love to meet new people! There are so many in the city. But it is still scary out there.

hisacrifice

"Shepudge" huh?

...how many times have you typed that? It shouldn't autocorrect so damn fast.

braided_icarus

....Yeah. You knew it was probably only a matter of time. I guess we'll see if he shows up again.

strawberry_roll

Stop worrying so much! You'll never get anywhere standing still all the time! Just get on with it!

I mean, I took that pretty well in the end, didn't I? That didn't hit me as bad as it did Dot, and she needs me right now! So whatever this is all about, I'll deal with it!

Current Mood: frustrated

minerals

I have better things to do than to indulge the whims of some human girl. Hmph! Begone. I'm already tired of looking at that face of yours.

dojima_no_ryu

. . . [ He's got that look on his face. The look that says Why did you drag me away from the orphanage again. . It's almost as if he's trying to decide the best way to tell someone to screw off. ]

You brought me here....

...now what?

[ His arms are folded and the same look is back on his face. ]

panzerlied

No. We both know that I have more important things to do than play hero in some goddamn American city.

[ A beat. ]

But... I guess, if you are sure that Eroica won't be there, I can consider it. I could really use a break from that degenerate.

riigby

No, you're ridiculous! You think putting me in a game would be funny! Games aren't even that awesome anyway!

OooooOOOOoooh~ A game! Where every loser goes when their mun just wants to play with their heads! Well let me tell you something, missy. If I were to be in a game, I'd be the most awesome one there with no question... and it wouldn't be funny either!

[A beat.]

STOP LAUGHING AT ME!!

molestedbytailors

Voice test?

I quite don't understand what you are asking of me, M'lady. Are you expecting something to happen, or perhaps you want me to make a ghostly sound for you?

If nothing is to happen, I should be on my way. I hate to waste your precious time M'lady.

shitennou_nephrite

When you do write me into a scene with my fellow shitennou, please can you avoid placing me near Zoisite. He always tries to get under my skin and the way Kunzite keeps staring at me. Hmph. He should just go and play with Zoisite and let me do Beryl's work for the good of the shitennou. I understand how humans work and think, I doubt the others really do. Some of them aren't that bad, I just...have to follow Beryl's orders that's all.

Not too much to ask for, is it? Now, I'm new here so...I guess that means you'll have me introduced to others, right? Don't pester me, Zoisite.

Current Mood: cranky

corvus_veritas

The time you've been spending with that blond robot kid's kind of impressive. It's almost like you've completely forgotten about me.

[He laughs.]

Kidding! I'm only kidding!

[ Mun: 8( ]

Hey, don't look like that. It's kind of nice not being the center of attention anymore, anyway.

majoring

Look. I - you know I'm always up for trying to save Earth. But this isn't exactly what I had in mind. And the other thing--

You've always written me a certain way. And I get that you want to try something different, but - come on, this is my life you're talking about here. If you put me in this place in the way you're planning to, you're taking away a huge aspect of my character. Of who I am.

I don't - she doesn't have to remember, doesn't even have to feel the same way. But what happened between me and Shepard before Ilos, and everything since then - it's important to me. Don't take that away.

moveslikejaeger

Vell, schmott guy? It vas offer two veeks ago hyu decided hyu vanted to ride vit de Jaegers. Hyu haff t'ree games picked out dot hyu vant to send me to. Und yet, hyu sit dere, doink efferyting else but hyu happle-lick-kay-shuns. Iz hyu gonna do dis or vhat? Hy don' vant to sit 'round hyu head all day doink notting. It's borink. So, chust suck it up und get on vit it already.

surrenderedspark

It's done.

The worst they can do is say 'no'. Then, you spend further time training, reviewing, and preparing yourself. And then you try again. Failure is something that you must grow from, not allow to stymie you. I believe the human saying is "crawl before one walks, walk before one runs". Take it one step at a time, and you will reach your goal.

Now? All there is is waiting.

thehuntress

Okay, listen up, kid. You can jack me around all you want in these little playgrounds but don't you even think about letting it be more than that. We're not friends even if I happen to be stuck in your head right now, and I'm definitely not letting myself be put out there to be a pawn in your little games. I have a lot more on my plate right now than your pathetic little "hobby," and I'd really like to clean up what I've got going on so I can get back to my life.

And by the way? Two days of watching my story after you haven't given me a thought in six years does not make you an expert. So don't start thinking this is anything permanent.

Now go away.

theunwillingdetective

You're really determined to get some character development from me aren't you? You go as far as to buy two books purely on developing and designing characters and then you make a journal for the one character you can't seem to get anything from--Me.

But you have gotten something from me. So just keep writing and other stuff will pour out soon enough. I'm pretty sure that's how it works for most writers. Letting me talk to other characters is not going to do much-especially since they're not gonna care much about my past.

zilch

So, I guess I'm glad you've taken an interest in my... life, if you can call it that. Flattered even.

Just, have you considered maybe I don't deserve this happy ending you want to give me? Maybe I just don't have anything to give or any story to tell or whatever the fuck you think. I'm tired of running and running and never getting anywhere. My life is like this really screwed up treadmill, and I got off it, and now you're dragging me back on. What's wrong with you?

I mean, fine. Whatever. No one listens to me, so I don't know why I'm bothering.

yumadbro

( Persona 4/Persona 4 Golden spoilers? )

fangool

M'fine. Party was right. Fuck off.

endlessblue

Don't think I don't know what's going on. It's been years since you've thought about me at all. Now you claim to miss me, and how do you welcome me back?

By sending me to a place where we wake up in the middle of a lake. And that means I have to swim to shore. You know I can't. So are you trying to kill me? Wait, sorry. That's a stupid question. I'm already dead, in case you've forgotten that too! I'll amend it: are you trying to kill me again?

I feel very welcomed right now. I just thought you should know that.

likemyedge

Yeah? Where the fuck do I sign?

You think I wouldn't jump on the first chance I got to get the hell out of dodge and away from these losers? I've had it up to here with the judging and the bullshit, and being strung along by some douchebag who thinks he knows me, that he knows anything.

I'm not looking for a cure. I am the cure.

iceiceprincess

So. You've decided to pick me up again. Great for you! I knew you would pick me up again no matter what.

The question is you. Are you up for constantly trying to keep up with a busy game? Not to mention you're already in another game as well. You said you're going to put me back into that meatship, but the reason you left was because you don't have the balls to stick to it. No use getting angry at me, you know. You know I'm always right. Really, what's the point in trying to get back into things when you don't even have the guts to pull through with it?

spikefan81

I'm bored. This is worse than episode one boring. You don't even have any Star Wars figurines to play with. Can we at least rewatch Star Trek? I feel like some Janeway would be good right now. You know I always enjoyed Voyager, but I never really got Kathryn until after I joined up with Buffy and saved the world. See, she's got to be so tough because she's in charge, and basically that means giving lots of long speeches on how some of us might die, but its all about the mission, and hey, do you have any nachos?

[long diatribe that begins with a discussion of Janeway's character and devolves into the classic Kirk vs. Picard, with Andrew arguing both sides and deciding that there really is no comparison, Picard totally wins, cut for the sake of the readers' sanity]

Picard's so awesome. So can we like, join one of those games things you were looking at? Cause I can summon demons (though I don't do that anymore - I'm a tragic hero with a tortured past, always striving for redemption, never quite finding it) or train new warriors or bake or whatever.

Please? I'll be good, I promise.

sleeping_heart

Hey, hey, mun!

Is it okay? Is it really okay?

…

Well, yeah, I want to find a place but--

No, I'm not having second thoughts about being your muse. This is perfectly okay with me.

Just, are you sure it's okay? I've been asleep a really long time. Literally asleep for years. Will people understand?

Current Mood: restless
Current Music: There Will Be A Day

ruffntumblenut

Hey, Mun, quick question.

WHO THE HELL IS THIS!?!

AND WHY THE HELL ARE THEY PRETENDING TO BE ME?

Geeze...they couldn't even get a girl?

shanewalsh

Dear Mun,

While I thank you for gettin' me out of that head of yours I really don't think you're thinkin' straight here. You're thinkin' of makin' a comm based around a zombie apocalypse???? Really???

Don't ya think I'm having enough difficulty as it is now ya wanna give me more people to try and keep alive? God dammit! Just concentrate on keeping me alive, okay?

No way I wanna turn into one of those walkers.

hasbottombunk

So there's going to be some wall. We'll all stand around it. And talk.

I guess it sounds a lot better than most of the things that have been going on lately.

Wait, wait, wait. I know what you're up to now. You're just hoping to get Amy involved. Or the Doctor. You thought you'd bring it up so I'd want to talk about it and make a post so others can see.

[...]

Well done, I suppose.

And for the record, seeing Amy won't exactly cheer me up if she just goes away at the end of the weekend.

russian_roulette

Let me get this straight: you sent me to a place where Mickey Mouse actually kills things.

I don't find the humor in this.

crampinmyback

You're thinking of making me the AU version from the IM RPs?

Well, officially anyway, I guess around here I know everything without actually being that version, but...

Aaaanyway, getting off track here. Honestly, I wouldn't say no! You know how I feel about that universe-- or the ah, point you're thinking of taking me from --and this could definitely be a pretty cool thing. But you know what that'd mean, right? Remaking the icons, writing up the information... [Pause.] Alright fair enough, I know you'd actually enjoy doing all of that.

You wouldn't be able to play me in a game, though. Or you COULD, if you were confident in being able to handle another one. Not that I mind, I just question why you'd be doing this if I'm not going anywhere-- Well yeah alright, musebox is a good answer.

Okay! Let's get chopping, then! Hah, see what I did? "Chop".. Get it? Ah..heh. Yeah. [Awkward laugh.]

twin_armageddons

remember when you made me 2how up here?
then you made me a2k how my day could po22iibly get any wor2e?
then the conde2ce 2howed up mere hour2 later?
well now ii have two be iin a hiive wiith all the other troll2 that are here becau2e we are pretty 2ure 2he want2 two cull u2.
thank2 for all of that ii really appreciiate iit.
iit'2 not liike we all gathered up iin one place two hiide from 2omeone before and ended up kiilliing each other mere hour2 later.
oh waiit, that'2 exactly what happened whiich ii2 why thii2 ii2 a 2TUPIID IIDEA.
al2o, quiit fiindiing thii2 fuuny.
e2peciially the part where you keep laughiing becau2e the empre22 want2 two make me piilot her 2hiip, the level of affectiion you 2how me ii2 2iimply 2pectacular.

ju2t 2o we're clear, there ii2 NO WAY ii am u2iing the phra2e "at lea2t iit can't get any wor2e" any moron know2 that'2 ju2t a2kiing for trouble.

tasted_the_sky

You're boring. You're so boring.

I don't know why I put up with you.

Hhheheheh.

speedydeliveryboy

Yeah, yeah. I've been through this before. You promise that this time will be different and you'll send me somewhere. Just like last time. And the time before that.

Well, I'm not letting you get my hopes up this time. We both know how this will play out. You're just wasting our time with this.

euphorickiss

Miss Mundane... We're trying this, again? ...I... I'm happy... To see you and to get another chance to meet new people, even if Mr. Saiga isn't here with me...

Lets both do our best, alright? I'll try not to be too much trouble for you, so, if you don't mind, please me patient with me.

I... I think I'm really happy. Happiness is when you can't stop smiling, right? And your chest feels all warm, even when it's cold?

doomerangs

What's all this, then?

Listen, mate, I 'aven't got time to be bloody-- scamperin' around at your beck and call, right? I got business to take care of.

You can stop jokin' about my face, too, while you're at it! Strewth! I'm not here for your amusement, am I?

And what's all this about 'bein' a better teammate', eh? You've been readin' up too bloody much, I reckon.

gottakillfast

John Freeman was hero from Combine War and was Saver of Humens but not all was happy and good. There was place call Facility where humens were tortured by evil robot who name was Val. John Freeman wanted to go to Facility in order to help them but apps were closed but were opening soon!

"Mun! Work on app like hurry," John Freeman said, "Because I must go to place call Facility and help the humens there to defeat robot Val."

elvenking

If you have such a lack of regard for this "Played-By," I cannot think of a single reason why you shouldn't wait another year and a half until one is provided for you.

[Well, of course you wouldn't be in a rush, after managing about two thousand years with the Worst Neighbor Ever.]

Of course not. I'm fond of living in your head. It is quite comfortable, and there is much more room than in my halls.

[Thanks, Thranduil. You suck.]

You are most welcome.

lollipopchainsaw

Two, Four, Six, Eight!

I think you are really great!

Okay wow, that was like, THE lamest cheer I've heard in like, forEVER.
But it's okay Mun, I'll totally coach you on some real cheers! I mean,
I'm like, totally up in your head!

Isn't that awesome? Although it could use more pink.

So what's next munnie? [ Poppin dat lollipop in her mouth. ]

I'm totally ready for anything!

[ Yes, canon is Lollipop Chainsaw. I'm not sorry! ]

articulate_equanimity

It's been some time.

Don't feel guilt over this, circumstances were out of your control. Playing me the way you had been may no longer be possible, and this is the best solution for both of us.

You simply needed to realize that.

I will miss them, but loss comes with life.

jaded_green

It's not too much to ask is it? Beryl demands that I, Jadeite, perform adequately in my task as a shitennou. I am going to find those Sailor brats and destroy them for you, my queen. Mun, I hope you're listening here. Putting me in ridiculous situations is out, do you here me? No room for failure. I won't let those others interfere either. Nephrite, Zoisite and Kunzite.

Current Mood: calm

ganonplz

A journal? For me? Pretty generous of you.

Only took you about ten years!

Still, it's good to be able to do something different for a change. Yeah, I'm a sage and all, but do you have any idea how boring it is to have people worship the ground you walk on? I need some excitement.

I just hope you find a place that delivers.

toliveistoprotect

As long you don't get in the way, you may write the application.

cazadora

Real classy mun. Real classy.

Now go back to that homework. You really don't know what you have done, right? Paying attention to a teacher as a muse. We are going to get you back on shape honey, like it or not.

unsurprisingalien

Read. It. Again. [Okay, apparently I'm not ready at all.]

I am not going to deal with my psychopathic half-mom, all nemesis unless I'm at my very best. And I am not at my very best if I'm half finished, got it? You can't even remember how much time passed between the start and the finish. So this time take notes, idiot.

...Or send me to another game entirely. One where I don't have to do anything and no one is a crazy monster out to ruin my life because it's funny. Because it's not funny!

[You're just mad because you have the weirdest Oedipus complex of all time.]

...You're on the list.

seethatfinishline

So, gonna give me a go, huh? You better start taking notes on cars, kid, because I'm not keeping quiet about racing just because you don't know anything about the subject. Hey, you should be thanking me, I'm opening up a whole new world for you; one with loud engines and fast cars. I'd be a little more grateful if I was you.

myheartunlock

...Why would you even consider of sending me somewhere far away from my family and friends? And without my Shugo Charas too? That's too cruel!

Take Utau instead. There are all those other idols to keep her company and she's okay with the idea... I don't care if you play her too much already, at least you've got her voice down.

I'm not going there or anywhere else. Seriously.

You're not listening, are you?

twofacednickel

Really, Miss Mundane Lady? You're putting me in a horror game? That place is totally not refreshing like a spring breeze, it sounds awful. Like, why do I have to be considered for only horror games? Isn't there a tropical island game with sweet babes that serve up martinis or something? No??

Why should I even agree to this?

... Wait, you're telling me they'll let me have my cat there? Seriously?? Well, I guess it won't be that bad then...

imperius_procer

Hey you,

Yes you. I know you can hear me. I've been sitting up here for years now, you realise? Thank you for dusting me off, finally, and shifting me to this new place, though you could have at least made me some new icons while you were at it.

Have you given any thought to where exactly you're going to play me yet? You have been out of the RP loop for years, you know? Do you really think you have what it takes (the time, and the energy) to take it up again? You have gotten older, you know? Even if I haven't. You aren't quite as good at staying up all night as you used to be.

Well, whatever. If you're going to play me though, at least find me a proper game? That Love Hotel place you've been throwing the others in really doesn't suit me.

protectivetype

[Takashi (Better know as Mori) is just going to look at his mundane. She knows the look, it says she has to decide rather he is going to be anime or manga based after all it makes many differences and she knows this. Not to mention he thinks she is being rash, she has come nowhere near to setting up his journal the way he knows she prefers and it is late for her to be starting what can turn into several hours of work.

But it also says Takashi believes she should hurry, because Mitsukuni will be needing him and she has kept him tied up long enough with this life hiatus she has taken. Wait, what is this, the slightly reproachful look has turned into a hardened glint. What does she mean there is no Mitsukuni, only Takashi.

She had better fix this and he lets her know with a small grunt and few words.]

Where is he?

expendedassets

Yes, because playing somebody due to the potential to fuck with them later is an excellent way of having "fun."

I'm not inclined to trust you anyway. You regularly consort with the ah...company executives so to speak? And it's hard to feel warm and fuzzy toward someone who was on "Team Umbrella."

...Think of me like one of those repentant twilight fans. Instead of being on team sparkling vampire I'm on team werewolf that actually makes sense.

Although honestly I'd be on team who gives a shit before either one of those. The point being-you played for the enemy for the longest time and you expect me to just agree to come on board? ...I'm from a canon that you hate and you just had me mention vampires. Why the hell should I agree to do anything at all for you?

sweetpeasangel

[The overly stoic young woman in the school girl outfit with the massive samurai sword is just staring balefully at her writer.]

...Nothing good ever comes from "Trying to prove you can." without a higher purpose.

16th

You may be, as the saying goes, getting in over your head, young lady. I have a near-divided nation to attend to.

[ canon: abraham lincoln, vampire hunter ]

sakugarne

You know, mun, I could start whining and asking why you've dragged me out again but... We both know the answer to that question, and I'm not really the whining and begging type.

So. How much pointless suffering do you plan on putting me through, hm? Perhaps somewhere that has Mega Man? Or maybe a place with the rest of myhis silly family being there with him?

Either way you're the only one who is getting any kind of enjoyment out of this.

... And the only good point here is that you didn't give me some ridiculous joke user name.

alwayskidnapped

Dearest Mun,

Thank you very much for considering me as your newest muse. I believe that you and I will work perfectly together! It also pleases me that you are not yet attempting to find, as you seem to call it, a 'home' for me.

What is this 'musebox' that you speak of, though? It certainly does not sound very comfortable. Besides, you have already mentioned finding others who might be interested in such a thing, and you've yet to even bother.

I do wish you the best of luck, and I hope to stay with you for a very long time!

cailleachdespas

gee mun this seems like fun!

im looking forward to meeting new people

and of course playing some games :D

games where you dont die preferably

i think it will be a nice change of pace

wishforaneye

Oh! Are we going to play, Mundane? It is about time you allowed me out of such a cramped little space.

There are so many people you let them play with, it's hardly fair. I want to be able to feel things like they do! Something more fun to play with than my dolls, even if they are so very obedient.

Can I find Kevin? I want to find my knight! I want to know, I want to know, if he is going to keep his promise.

Hurry! It's almost time for my tea party!

dogofchaos

You know I want to be free of her. Don't tease me, please!

... -! I'm... not sure I want to see him. Even if he isn't the one from my... universe.

secondchances

Right, so. I get that you're excited about that news, but let's not forget that I'm currently in a pretty unhappy spot in castle land. Dead ex-boyfriends and all that does not mean good times, so while you're having a blast, I'm kinda very much not.

... though it is a good time to strengthen some bridges with Lois and Clark, especially if they're gonna encounter other-me. Slightly off topic, but my vigilante resume is getting pretty lengthy. Other universes should kinda count, right?

Anyway. You, me, camp, patron gods. Don't leave me hangin', mun. Distract me with wacky adventures, new friendships, and the strengthening of old ones.

I think we have issues.

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