Aaron Hotchner (
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dear_mun2012-06-14 03:29 am
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Voice Test
Hello, Ms. Mundane. [He's sitting with his fingers laced and his gaze calm yet stony, focusing completely on his mun.]
I understand that I'm not the first one to be abducted from my home by you. Or by other muns, for that matter. My... 'headmates' have filled me in on how things work.
[He looks completely cool and collected despite the fact that everything he knows to be true has been turned on its head. And despite the fact that, for the first time, he's facing a person without knowing a exactly how their mind works. He's working on fixing the latter problem at the moment, and luckily, he's really good at his job.]
You pluck people out of their worlds without any risk to yourself, and you watch each of us meticulously to understand how we think and act. You're careful. Not with myself or any of the people in your 'headspace', but around other mundanes. You need--
[No. You are not about to profile your mun publicly, Hotch. By her mun-ly powers, you're forced to stop talking about this.
Hotch suddenly falls silent. And now he's giving his mun a scary glare.]
I understand that I'm not the first one to be abducted from my home by you. Or by other muns, for that matter. My... 'headmates' have filled me in on how things work.
[He looks completely cool and collected despite the fact that everything he knows to be true has been turned on its head. And despite the fact that, for the first time, he's facing a person without knowing a exactly how their mind works. He's working on fixing the latter problem at the moment, and luckily, he's really good at his job.]
You pluck people out of their worlds without any risk to yourself, and you watch each of us meticulously to understand how we think and act. You're careful. Not with myself or any of the people in your 'headspace', but around other mundanes. You need--
[No. You are not about to profile your mun publicly, Hotch. By her mun-ly powers, you're forced to stop talking about this.
Hotch suddenly falls silent. And now he's giving his mun a scary glare.]

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[He looks at Morgan, still looking completely calm but privately angry that anyone on his team has been dragged out here too.] Morgan, how long have you been here?
Hoooootch. <3
[ He raises an eyebrow. ]
Hey there 83 It's Reid-mun
I didn't expect to see you here, David. [And he's not exactly thrilled that you've been caught too. How much of the team has been abducted?]
I thought so! :D D'awww Mom & Dad!
All is right with the world. Mom and Dad are back in business
Are you okay?
[He doesn't expect Rossi to say so if he's not, but he intends to get a read on his non-verbal response.]
It is a beautiful thing.
I'm fine, I'm worried about you. I've been here long enough to know what can happen.
Now just to round up the ki--I mean team.
My... headmates have told me something about what can happen. [He speaks carefully, picking his words.] But I suggest you worry less about me and more about the team. How many of us are here? I've already seen Morgan.
Pfft they are.
I'd say I hope you never have to find out, but we both know better than that.
There's Reid, JJ, Prentiss. I haven't seen Garcia around.
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And his mun's really starting to wish that her muse would stop trying to profile her.] I've heard from headmates that Reid shares a mind with me, but I haven't seen him yet. [He's going to hunt down Reid as fast as possible, though. There are way too many depraved people running around his mun's head with them, and he doesn't like Reid being alone.] We'll need to find JJ and Prentiss, and with any luck, Garcia hasn't been taken as well.
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I'd be happy not to find any of them if that meant they were still home, and safe. [ But it doesn't mean that at all. ]
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So would I, but we'll have to prepare for the worst for as long as we don't know. Are mundanes omnipotent? [He needs all the information he can get. He doesn't know how reliable his headmates are, and he trusts Rossi.]
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[ And then he nods. ] We have our work cut out for us.
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Oh, she made you stop talking didn't she?
[The muns are even more powerful than Hotch? Say it ain't so.]
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I underestimated how much power she has.
[He looks at Reid, his expression hard to read as usual.] Reid, how long have you been here? [Excuse him while he tries to gauge how much physical and/or emotional damage you may have sustained.]
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In my mun's headspace? 2 years and four months.
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[He doubts you'll be honest, but he's going to analyze the hell out of his response to see if Reid is actually okay or not.]
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What kinds of things have you seen?
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Magic. By that I mean the kind that is real. The kind that involves waving wands and saying incantations. I was able to do it somehow. I've seen various kinds of aliens, lived in an alien city. I live in a village where I've met Faramir from Lord of the Rings and Queen Elizabeth herself.
As I said, things that defy logic entirely - including meeting other versions of myself. I-It's been a learning experience, really.
Mun's also into.. slightly ridiculous things... like setting me up with whatever woman she thinks I'm 'cute' with.
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Other versions of yourself? [...TWO REIDS.] That would explain why I've been told there's a version of you with me in this mun's headspace.
[There is the slightest quirk in the corner of his mouth, a brief flash of amusement, and then it's gone again. Even if Reid seems exasperated by it more than anything, Hotch doesn't know if it's a serious problem or not.] That's better than outright torture, I suppose.
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[He gives a long sigh.]
It's a different kind of torture, really. My mun doesn't outright torture me but she loves to put me in awkward situations for her amusement. S-She's sending me to the place where I'm going to have... a w-wife and kids. For some reason, she can't see the psychological parallel between one who gets off on torture and one who gets off on embarrassment. It's deviance, regardless.
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[Alright, that's another teammate. Admittedly, not a current one, but still. Hotch adds her to his mental list of people to look out for.]
A wife and kids? [Hotch's lips thin in a grim line.] How can a 'game' change reality itself?
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