Apping to towerofanimus

[twofacednickel]

Really, Miss Mundane Lady? You're putting me in a horror game? That place is totally not refreshing like a spring breeze, it sounds awful. Like, why do I have to be considered for only horror games? Isn't there a tropical island game with sweet babes that serve up martinis or something? No??

Why should I even agree to this?

... Wait, you're telling me they'll let me have my cat there? Seriously?? Well, I guess it won't be that bad then...

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[igiari]

[Basically this face.]

[twofacednickel]

Something wrong, Mister Lawyer Dude??

[outforheroblood]

Perhaps you should be serving me those... "martinis".

[twofacednickel]

Like, why would I be serving you martinis? You don't even sound like you know what a martini is... And like, I totally bet I've got way better ratings than you anyway.

[outforheroblood]

Considering you are well below my station, I highly doubt that.

[twofacednickel]

Excuse me? I've won several awards for my performances, everyone adores me! Do you know who I am??

[outforheroblood]

I haven't a clue, and I don't care. To be honest, you're just another useless human to me. ...With an atrocious haircut.

[twofacednickel]

[Matt is just staring at you in disbelief.]

Um. Dude. We have the same hair cut...

[outforheroblood]

My male self certainly does. I may give him some advice on that. But as it stands, even he looks far better with it than you do.

[twofacednickel]

[He has no idea what you're talking about.]

Whatever, you can talk big all you want but I doubt you've got a mansion or three acting awards under your belt.

[wispchaser]

Ah'm not sure what a 'mar-tiny' is, but Ah know Ah'd never want a babe to serve me. They'd drop everythin' on the floor, ya know.

[twofacednickel]

Ah... wait... no, not a babe like a baby, a babe like a really smokin' chick.

[seethatfinishline]

You buy, I'll serve. Deal?

[Sweet enough of a babe?]

[twofacednickel]

Let me contact my accountant and see what I can set up.

[seethatfinishline]

Better hurry up before I take the offer off the table. I'm the impatient type of girl.

[twofacednickel]

How much? And will you be serving just drinks, or will you be serving lunch too?

[seethatfinishline]

All it'll cost is however much we drink - and I'll serve lunch, too, if you're buying. Hell, I'll serve dinner, too. Free food is free food.

[twofacednickel]

[Oh he gets you now~]

Sure thing, sweetheart. Is it a date then?

[seethatfinishline]

[About time! Sonoshee was starting to worry her extremely large chest charms were beginning to fail her.]

If you wanna call it that, I'm not gonna complain.

[twofacednickel]

[Well if you'd just saaaid sooo he would've been all over your extraordinary chest charms.]

What'd you prefer to call it? Aside from a free meal with a hot stud?

[beretspin]

[Like, you're from Ini's universe, but, like, she totally doesn't remember you. Isn't that weird? Like, totally weird.]

Aren't you, like, a famous dentist or something?

[twofacednickel]

You can't be serious! What, you haven't seen me on magazines and stuff?? I'm like, one of the most popular actors on television right now!

[How in the world can someone mix up an actor with a dentist??? ... How did dentists even become famous in the first place???]

(frozen comment)

[beretspin]

Magazines? Like... nope. I don't think I've ever seen you.

[This warrants, like, a totally cute giggle and a little boob bounce.]

But, like, I want a martini, too. Could you, like, go get me one? That'd be totally cool!

(frozen comment)

[twofacednickel]

I was on the front cover at least twice in the past month! [Granted his most recent front page photo was about his trial and was plastered on the front of a newspaper...]

And there is no way I'm getting you a martini, I asked for babes to fetch me martinis.

(frozen comment)

[beretspin]

Um... If you say so.

[She doesn't belieeeve him~]

But, like, not offering a girl a drink is, like, totally rude, y'know? And, like, being rude is a really bad thing.

(frozen comment)

[twofacednickel]

You thought I was a dentist, I think that's totally rude. Do I really look like a dentist??

[Dentists don't usually wear racing jackets... at least not the ones he's been to.]

[pitythefool]

You're pretty easy to please, aren't you?

[twofacednickel]

I wouldn't say that. It's just, given the options, I guess having my cat with me is better than nothing...