dear_mun | Voice is rusty on him, so let's try it out again!

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HE COULD HAVE SWORN YOU WERE SMALLER... What is going on.]

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Hey, do I know you? You look familiar.

_{[Could this be a human Perry? HOW ABSURD! Well, no more absurd than owning your own malt shop in space or being friends with an interplanetary agent of justice (note to self: give Meap a call.)]}

... Perry?

[Phineas, this should be one of the least strangest things you've seen all summer.... Of any summer.

Oh he doesn't... know this is the Perry he knows.

UM.]

Gyurururu.

_{[He's just not used to his platypus buddy being all hirsute and, you know, people-y!]}

Oh whoa! It is you! That's so awesome! Usually you're about two feet long and you uh...

_{[Wait. Does this Perry know that he knows what he does? Probably not. Hey! Best to be on the safe side!]}

You don't do much.

_{[He's a whole lot better at keeping it a secret when he's not caught offguard.]}

[Of course, of course! He certainly does understand.

Anyways, all that Phineas and Ferb know of Perry is that he's a bartender, yep. yep. yep. He's totally not a secret agent, nope. That's silly, you kids and your silly imaginations.

Though technically he still doesn't do much. Shh.]

_{[Beaming like the super-beanpole ray of sunshine that he is, because this is a new one, even for him! And he's seen a LOT.]}

Boy, you sure don't say much even now, buddy! I always thought you'd have more to say if you were a person. Guess not! Oh well. Hey, that reminds me! That really quiet guy from the headspace said there's a... you _{[motions with his hands to make a platypus-sized motion]} y'know, platypus you around here. Have you seen him? He kinda wandered off again. It's okay if you haven't seen you, though. It's hard to keep track, anyway. There sure are a lot of us around.

_{[Heaven knows how or why his Perry the Platypus is still in his prime after eight years, but he is, and he's awesome. Maybe he accidentally waded into the fountain of youth when Ferb lost track of him down in the Everglades that one time. Or maybe he got zotted by a de-ageinator or something. Phineas never questions it, he's just glad that his pet's exceptionally spry for his age.]}

[Oh gosh. Oh goodness. He certainly has seen other Perry skittering about this place, but he knows their duties and how similar they are to his own, so he sort of shrugs.]

Saw 'em but... yeah there's a few of us around.

[Though honestly the good news on how old he gets or something like that, since hahaha being a Platypus is hard enough with the life-span, but man it reflects pretty well into his human... self...

Getting old is hard, he doesn't know how Doof puts up with it constantly.]

All right. I know I probably shouldn't worry. He disappears like this a lot. He'll be fine.

_{[Despite the assurance to himself that Perry will be all right, he's still going to worry. He always does.]}

So wow. You're really Perry! Look at you all... rugged and stuff! Heh, I never would have guessed you to be the rough around the edges sort. Must have one heck of a life.

_{[Wow, to think, somewhere, in some other dimension, Perry's got a whole life being a person. The stories he could tell! ... not that Phineas really thinks he'd tell them. He sure knows a lot of laconic people, he realizes.]}

[He nods a little and slides his big arm around his nephew into a somewhat-hug. He's actually pretty proud of his life so far, all things considered. Plus seeing how this different dimension Phineas thinks that he's pretty nifty makes him happy as well.

You're doing good, kid, you really are.]

_{[Phineas grins sheepishly and laughs under his breath. Getting a hug from Perry is pretty all right. A little like having his pet Perry fall asleep on his stomach after a long day of lecture hall. That's just fine.]}

C'mon, Perry. I'll make you a cheese sandwich. You still like extra sharp cheddar?

[He's just super glad that he's still there for you guys and a--OH MAN CHEESE SANDWICH. He's practically beaming with how happy he is to hear those words. Um, um duh, he's nodding like crazy.

Honestly, a Perry not liking cheese? That's a crime and a half right there.]

Hey. Long time no see.

Whoa! Vanessa! Yeah, it has been. About two years, huh? How's it going?

Something like that.

It's been pretty quiet. The mun's only been playing my younger self these days.

It's been quiet around here, too. Mine's dropped about 80% of her characters and is slowly pulling out of that main game she's in. It's eerie how quiet it is. But hey, at least some bit of you's coming out and shining through, right? I figure that's something at least.

I never did get to apologize for the way that game never took off. (Mun didn't, either.) It sucks that we didn't get enough game time.

Things happen. Life gets in the way. My mun and I weren't too bothered by it so you guys shouldn't worry.

It is good to get out and stretch a bit, though.

Thanks for understanding. We can't succeed all the time, but hey, that's what dad calls a learning experience.

It feels good, doesn't it! I've got that Perry above to thank for it, too. If it weren't for him, who knows how long it would've been 'til I came out and socialized! He's a great... guy. _{[browarches; Perry as a person still is a little weird, but still definitely cool.]}

It's what my dad calls life as usual.

So he's...a person now? Guess it's not the strangest thing I've seen.

Mm. I think he'd do well if he decided to make something NOT evil, y'know? I really think it's a case of trying too hard.

Well, that one is. You know how it is around here and places like it. You get a lot of variations. Apparently that one's always been a person. But maybe there are Perries that are my little buddy that wound up as victims of happenstance and became people. You never know!

I've been telling him that for years.

I really wouldn't be surprised. Some of these muns can be pretty strange. And by some, and mean all.

I wouldn't say mine is weird, just... er. Different. Yours doesn't seem so bad! Then again, I don't know what yours had in mind for you or your headmates so...

She doesn't do much with me, so I'm safe. Some of the others though...

Well, I guess I won't say weird, then. Just a little cruel sometimes.

Oh, mine definitely has that cruel streak, you're entirely right. Some of the things she's planned on doing to the other guys isn't really nice at all.

I guess I'm lucky she hasn't played me much! Small favors, or something, right? All she has planned for me is to maybe send me to this place where my entire life was basically a glitch in the Matrix, and I've lived an entirely different life on a spaceship or somethin'.

It's better than some scenarios at least. Still not the nicest outcome.

Voice is rusty on him, so let's try it out again!

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ASErfashdof !!! Heyyyyy!

Hellooooo~! :D

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Sorry about that! RL called.

it's all good. :D

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