Going to a_facility. I feel like I've lost control of my life.

[gottakillfast]

John Freeman was hero from Combine War and was Saver of Humens but not all was happy and good. There was place call Facility where humens were tortured by evil robot who name was Val. John Freeman wanted to go to Facility in order to help them but apps were closed but were opening soon!

"Mun! Work on app like hurry," John Freeman said, "Because I must go to place call Facility and help the humens there to defeat robot Val."

Comments

[turbowaitress]

Ah, my mun says she hopes you're not... [Is this really right?] Oh! Um, that you're not "be kill by shipping." What does that mean, mun? He's not really going to die, is he? I really hope a boat doesn't hurt him...

[gottakillfast]

"Do not worry little girl," John Freeman says, "No ship can kill me. I must help the Humens.

[kingofwaste]

[Oswald doesn't entirely get what this is about, but his mun does, so he'll play along. Ahem hem.]

Oswald the Locky Rabbit ran real fast to the entry where John Freeman was, so he could offer his opiniun and make John Freeman feel better.

"It's okay pal," Oswald said, "even if you miss this application round, there'll be another one. Take your time and enjoy your freedome from games while it lasts."

i hate/love you

[turbowaitress]

Oh, is this like a game? Are we supposed to reply in a certain way? I'm sorry, I really didn't know! I'm so sorry!

[Please, let Colette make up for it! A-Ahem.]

Colette nodded in agreemunt with Oswald and said, "He's right. There is no need to rush things. Itll be ok!"

JESUS CHRIST ON A RITZ CRACKER (O)o(O)

[cyan_maid]

Er...
Is this some kind of odd roleplaying game?
I'm sorry sir, but your grammar is...well...it's all kinds of atrocious.

I'll take that as a compliment

[gottakillfast]

"This is no game" John Freeman said, "This is serious bisnis. I must help the humens."

It is meant as the best compliment. John Freeman is awesome.

[cyan_maid]

I'm sure the "humens", wherever they might be, are in dire need of assistance!
The fact of the matter is that so is you spelling!

[headpool]

Then zoombie head headpool sayed, "Good luck wiht that pal" he laughed.

[gottakillfast]

"You!" John Freeman shouts, "You look like headcrabs."

[headpool]

"Whoo me?" headpooL sayed. "I no headcrab, like i no writtin by obvious troll fanfc autor."

[andthenwasazombie]

John Stalvern watched the man who was called John freman and could not believe what he was listened to.

"Will you kill the robot name Val" he said as he holded on to his palsma rifle

[vance_prime]

Oh for Christ's sake.

[terraformagica]

I'm not sure that's the... I mean, it's an interesting method, but...

[regretzio]

[strum]

♪ John Freeman often saved the world
From alien attacks
Though he'd never fully grasped
The finer art of syntax ♪

[testsubject1498]

[Chell and Companion Cube approve this song.]

[regretzio]

[strum]

♪ Chell, she travels underground
Solving tests in quick succession
Never despairing or giving in
To the robot's passive aggression ♪

[testsubject1498]

[She offers him a rare smile and holds up her Companion Cube. A+]