woo voicetest

[cailleachdespas]

gee mun this seems like fun!

im looking forward to meeting new people

and of course playing some games :D

games where you dont die preferably

i think it will be a nice change of pace

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pretend this is appropriately fonted, I'm on ze phone

[nottooattached]

games where you dont die
harley have you looked at any of these games
your life will basically suck no matter where you get stuck im just saying

No worries XD

[cailleachdespas]

dave is that you :o
what am I saying of course its you youre being pessimistic
or ironic i guess
or some weird combination of the two ;D
but anyway how are you?!!
i feel like we havent talked for ages

[nottooattached]

wow im kind of offended you had to ask
then again its you so maybe i shouldnt be
anyway you know keepin on keepin on
getting kinda cramped in here but i made vantas cuddle a kitten in a meme so that was all right
you

[cailleachdespas]

me??
well gee i dont know i just got here
but im good
i was on the ship back home
just waiting for three years to pass
so i dont feel so bad about leaving
i think everyone will do just fine without me :)
oh karkat is around?!!
well i hope he is being nice and not being a giant meanie
though actually the meanie part is mostly an act
when you get right down to it
heeheehee
but i would like to see him hold a kitten!!
i think it would be very cute

[nottooattached]

i mean i dont know harley arent you the interdimensional sea captain or whatever
i dont trust john to steer a ship hed run into a spaceberg so fast
sms space titanic
and are you kidding there are a thousand of karkat around
yelling in capslock same old same old
i don't know about cute but hilarious yep

[cailleachdespas]

i think the ship has enough residual power to keep flying
and anyway i am not sure how all this works
i mean maybe im just a copy of me and the real me is still on the ship??
or maybe ill be returned to the ship at the exact moment i left when the mun is done
i figured you would no better than anyone
mr knight of time!
a million karkats does not sound fun
because past and present and future karkat was bad enough
they gave me such a headache
it was awful >_>
woof
...
oops
i guess that still happens

[nottooattached]

yeah thats probably true but its still funny to think about
john trying to fly the thing i mean
probably there would be a pirate theme eventually
you pretty much see one at a time so its not so bad but you also never get a break from them so
they really should make pills to relieve karkat headaches im just saying
and
wow some self control youre embarrassing me
"woof"
seriously

omg sorry about that

[ancailleachglas]

or a clown theme
except i think he got over that?
but im not really sure
he doesnt like talking about it much ;_;
karkat is pretty persistent alright!
i kind of missed talking to him though so maybe it wouldn't be the worst thing
to see one of him every so often
the woof thing is perfectly natural
i fused with my dreamself when i ascended to god tier
and she was prototyped with bec
so now i have some of bec in me <3

not to worry and look i now have correct fontage

[nottooattached]

well we all knew the jokey thing had run its course
john is a man now etc etc
how can you miss talking to karkat i dont understand this
then again i spent the last two years listening to him verbally hatefuck himself so maybe im overexposed
well as long as you have some of bec in you thats fine then
seriously that is the furriest thing youve ever said
anyway your lies dont fool me youre obviously catcalling me
dogcalling
whatever

mmm delicious red text

[ancailleachglas]

karkat is really not so bad once you get used to him
and as long as you dont let him talk to past or future karkat D:
and he wrote me a really nice message once
i think he just pretends to be angry a lot of the time :D
its not furry
since bec is gone or at any rate a horrible enemy instead of my nice dog
it makes me happy that some part of him is still with me
woof
see it happens every so often!!
im not doing it to annoy you
that would be a silly thing to do :(

[nottooattached]

i dont know he keeps trying to make me talk about troll romance and its just
diagrams harley diagrams
i cant handle any more diagrams
or well kept trying i guess
sure okay
you can act like its not hot strider ass making you bark but we both know better

[ancailleachglas]

geez that sounds a bit silly alright!!!
but it also sounds like there is a really good story there
which i would like to hear :D
oh dave you know just what to say to make the girls swoon
no wonder karkat is trying to quadrant you!

[nottooattached]

not much of a story hes just jealous of my mad swag
i probably should have saved the picture though it was incredible
i mean my milkshake brings all the trolls to the yard

[holyfight]

Does your mun know where she's sending you yet?

[cailleachdespas]

hmm i think she got badgered into apping me somewhere
but im not really sure
shes not very together :|
but look at me yammering on!!
it's nice to meet you, my names jade :D

[holyfight]

Oh, I know who you are!
I've met Jade-sans before!
But this is the first time I've met you!
I'm Inoue Orihime!

new account ooooo

[ancailleachglas]

oh geez i hadnt thought of that
its sort of weird imagining lots of mes running around
but then i guess there were lots of daves running around back home
only they were all the same dave
and im not all the same jade
oh well im sure it will all work out :)
you have a very pretty name :D
where are you from?

icwatudidthar

[holyfight]

Yeah! You'll see a lot of them around here!
Maybe one will even tag this post!
Haha thank you, though!
I'm originally from Japan, but my mun sends me all over the place!
Right now she has me in Asgard and Micro-Metropolis and a place called the Country!
Two out of three of them are places where everyone has sex, though...

[ancailleachglas]

oh wow i dont know how i would feel about talking to me!!
that sounds like it would be downright bemusing
possibly even baffling
japan??
well you sure are a long way from home :D
its great that your mun gives you lots of places to play
but doesnt it get embarrassing???

[holyfight]

Eh heh, it's a little embarrassing!
But it doesn't really bother me!
It is what it is!

I've talked to a me before!
It was a lot of fun!

[ancailleachglas]

i suppose you can get used to anything
given time
and i think my mun wants to send me to somewhere like that >:|
so maybe i will just have to get used to it too

ahahaha i guess you have been luckier than me
i made another version of myself once
but she was sad and cowardly and unhelpful!!
i got very cross at her >:(
and i have a friend who does nothing but argue with himself
he is very silly about things like that
it kept giving me headaches!

[holyfight]

You *made* another you?
What, like a robot?

Don't worry!
If you come to one of my games, I'll help you out!
And show you around and everything!

[ancailleachglas]

no
i mean, i did have a robot me
but my grandfather built that
to be me when i slept
oh geez this is really hard to explain!!
basically everyone in my world has a dream self
and when you go to sleep you wake up somewhere else and have adventures there
only my dream self died
and then my grandfather stuffed her and mounted her
and then later i turned her into a sprite!!
which is like a guide to the game we were playing
...
it all sounds a bit crazy when you type it out like that >_>;

oh thank you!!
im sure that would be a really big help :D

[holyfight]

That does sound kind of wacky!
But fun, too!
Everyone's universe has its own quirks, right?
That's what makes them special!

[ancailleachglas]

hee hee
thats a good way of putting it :D
what kind of quirks does your universe have??