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[tattling]

I don't think you should use the phrase "supervillain dick moves" in my app. Not even in the background section. It's kind of like you're letting Uncle Johnny write it.

I mean, yeah, it's awesome you're still writing it and you still care and stuff. But, you're not gonna have a new computer for weeks which means you're not gonna join the game for weeks which means Katie is going to have so many more points than me.

...wait, it's not that kind of game?

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[professorstarchilde]

No, not that kid of game, Franklin. Sorry.

[tattling]

Man, I was already looking up cheat codes and everything...

[professorstarchilde]

I wish there were cheat codes for this place.

[tattling]

I guess superpowers kind of already are cheat codes, huh?

[firegodrockstar]

And just what's wrong with having Uncle Johnny write your app? I've written enough resumes in my time; you could sure do a lot worse.

[Like Ben, for example... or even worse REED. Can you imagine the kind of cellulo-nucleic science babble nonsense HE'D put in?

Of course, since it's Reed it might work...]

[tattling]

Mom does say you get "pretty creative" with your resumes, which could be useful for this app thing...

[brainier]

[ S I G H ]

[tattling]

[ G L A R E ]

[brainier]

Good to see you're still being considered, though.

[tattling]

Is it like gifts, and it's the thought that counts? Cause the thought is really boring without the action.

Days late but still

[disintegrator]

I'll still have more points than you. Even if it's not that kind of game.

:3

[tattling]

Nope. That's not even possible.

[disintegrator]

Totally possible. You just wait and see. I'll have the run of the place before you get here.

[tattling]

Well ... well, I'll catch up real easy. And take over a day later. Whoever's keeping score has never seen me in action!

[disintegrator]

Why would they want to see you in action after they've seen the Energizer?

[tattling]

Maybe they want to see someone actually worth watching.

[disintegrator]

Then they definitely don't want you.

[tattling]

Hey, if they'll take you, they'll take anyone.

[disintegrator]

[icon]

You should save that one for if Jack shows up.

[tattling]

What, the place isn't cloudy enough already?

[ the mun actually considered making a jack account recently.

it would've been

cloudclout

you're welcome ]

[disintegrator]

Ha. Good one. Don't let him hear you say that.

[brilliant]

[tattling]

Duh. I get punched enough by giant bugs and stuff, I don't need my friends joining that club.

[disintegrator]

Giant bugs? When did that happen?

[tattling]

Ages ago -- y'know, when my Uncle Johnny died, only he didn't really? Didn't Alex tell you about all that? Annihilus had a cult that invaded the Baxter Building or something.

[disintegrator]

Like Alex tells me any of the good stuff.

[tattling]

True -- if he told you, you'd only have tried to join the fight.

[disintegrator]

My help couldn't have hurt.

[tattling]

Well--

[ Franklin tries to think of a way it could've hurt.

...nope. ]

Aren't you scared of bugs?

[disintegrator]

I've fought the boogeyman before. I could handle bugs. [so, yes]

[tattling]

These bugs were, like, bigger than me, though. With slime and everything. And ... pincers.

[ oh now even he is scared, remembering them ]

...they blew up real good though.

[disintegrator]

They sound really gross. [and kind of frightening, but she's trying to act braver than him right now.] I guess it's okay you guys didn't call me about it.