dear_mun | re: tygra, prince of taking in unwanted strays.

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re: tygra, prince of taking in unwanted strays.

Between hitting on all the jerks in the city and getting covered in kittens, I'll take the former. Papa Cat isn't a title I want to add to my collection just yet, thanks. Even looking out for Lion-O was a lot easier than pandering to three whining, hungry little mouths. Mostly.

Just get a sword commissioned for me already. I need to spar with someone who won't jump my bones.

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Why not, it's cute. And hey, I'd offer, but if I remember correctly, it was the other way around. Can make you a sword too, y'know.

Excuse you, I don't remember being the one down on his knees. Also, what kind of sword?

You asked for it, pervert... [ Huffs. ] Any kind, really. Making that kinda stuff is easy for me.

Are you wooing me with weaponry, Ed? I wouldn't put it past you.

I don't really need to, do I? I'm just a nice guy.

You act like I was always getting into trouble or something.

[Which he was. Also, he happened to free their cat brethren from a pet store on the spaceship and now has to take care of a few dozen kittens as well :I ]

You, the golden boy getting into trouble? Never.

[ Come on, Lion-O, you were a joy to be around. :| ]

... There's nothing wrong with some healthy curiosity, if that's what you're talking about.

Tell me what you're up to. Talking about my life is boring, it's full of kittens and masks and patrols.

I got a job with Fox.

[BEAMS he is so proud of himself.]

We're searching ancient ruins for powerful artifacts.

[And setting off traps Indiana Jones style.]

I'm so unsurprised.

[ Pinching his brow because really, Lion-O? Really. So predictable. Lion-O is off having all the adventures and Tygra is trying to stop Theon Greyjoy from getting punched in the dick by All The Women, it evens out. ]

If I find any ruins in Zodion, I'm going to call out your name in case your nose is mashed between something arcane at the other end. Did you find anything?

[Dick Punch Interventionist is a very important job, Tygra, and could become an adventure all in its own.

He looks hesitant for a second before he answers.]

Yeah, but it wasn't exactly worth much. We'll have better luck next time.

[They found an intergalactic pez dispenser.]

[ Whiskers, he hopes not. ]

Just how many ruins are on that ship?

[ So confused, what kind of a ship has anything older than flight tech. ]

Actually, the ruins are on the latest planet we've docked at. Yearren. It's mostly desert, like the Sand Sea.

[And somewhat Egyptian-themed, so Lion-O is sorta iffy on all the pyramids he's seen.]

[ Bastet is your qurl, bro, suck up to any hot cat goddesses. Then introduce them to him. ]

Did you go in very far?

[And now I want him to somehow meet the galactic equivalent of Bastet somehow. Pumyra will not approve since she's there now too.]

To the very center. That's where we found the statue.

[ Pumyra should ... go on an adventure of her own. :D ]

Get anything decent for it, even if it wasn't exactly rare?

[ Look at him, asking questions and being involved. It's almost like Tygra is chomping at the bit for some action. ]