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Okay. Fine.

I'm getting bored. Find something to amuse me. Since you decided you're apping me somewhere, amusing me is now your job.

"Waiting for the app response" is not something, bitch. We don't know how long that'll be.

Also, bitch? Icons.

Edit: And now that you got a reply? No, it's not funny that the mod asked if I was being apped as a fucking pet.

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Yeah. Good luck with that.

Tell me about it. At least she didn't decide to app me as a pet.

Indeed. You are hardly a pet.

I know. I'm plenty intelligent. Calling me a pet isn't fair at all.

Was there any reasoning provided as to why that was an option?

I don't know. My mun guesses it's I'm not human and the default icon being laserface.

I see.

I am glad you chose the correct option.

I get the feeling I'd never live it down if I were a pet.

That is correct. Our colleagues would be far too amused.

My mun won't let me live that idea down.

Ever.

My condolences, then.

Thanks, Delta.

They thought you were going to be a fucking pet? [BRB she's laughing her ass off.]

Shut up, bitch.

No fucking way, this is too rich.

So what would you be? Probably something yappy and annoying.

Go fuck yourself, South.

Seeing as that's about the only way you're likely to get any fun like that...

[Not laughing so much anymore, scowling at him instead.] I can get any sort of fun I want, dipshit. You're just jealous because the only way you'd get a wife was to join a fucking game where they assign them.

With inanimate objects, maybe.

And hey, I don't need a wife. I have Tex.

No, with men. Real men.

Yeah, you know what? My mun told me about that; you got a wife but it's not even Texas[Laughing again.]

I can't see a man being willing to put up with you.

It's only in name, bitch. Shut up.

Fuck you, asshole. Plenty of men will want to put up with me. [A little forceful and sharp, it's not like she's had the chance to try.]

Still funny.

Uh huh. And Washington wants to fill you with bullets.

Not really. If it weren't a person, it'd be a zombie.

I'm not letting Washington fill me with anything.

It'll be funny forever because it's not me.

Considering he's the only guy the seems interested in filling you with anything, I'd say beggars shouldn't be so choosy.

You mean like that stupid voice test?

Edited 2012-04-16 02:11 (UTC)

I don't have to beg! [~~she might~~]

SHUT UP.

Uh huh.

Nah.

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