WHO WOULD EVEN WANT HIM. canon is Bokuro no/Litchi Hikari Club.

[kyaha]

Kyaha~ what does an ugly old hag like you want with me, huh? You must be some kind of pervert. Gross~! I wonder if you're just as gross on the inside, kyaha~

You had better find my Zera for me, or I might just be overwhelmed with curiosity.