Muse's thoughts on mun's recent game activities

[toruletheworld]

Of all the times for you to go on hiatus, you have to pick the week that stupid goddess gives everyone their powers back? Do you know how annoying it's been for me to not have my shield?

I guess what you're planning for this "marriage" event might be fun though. You said Ling's going to be getting to the island soon, right? I can't wait to see the look on his face when he sees I've got that cute little retainer of his wrapped around my finger.

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[neverpays]

[Hold. The. Phone. No. No way in hell is Greed marrying his retainer. Oh no. He's going to kill that stupid goddess when he meets her.

Greed... marrying his retainer. Wearing his face.

Greed... wearing his face. The gods are cruel...]

I won't let you marry her. She's my retainer she does what I say.

[Yes Ling because going the pouty child route so works.]

[toruletheworld]

[It's not his fault he got brought here wearing your dumb face ok.]

I don't think it works that way, like everything else that bitch Atia does, we don't get a say in the matter.

Perhaps you'd rather be the one to marry her?

[neverpays]

[asfsfsf GREED. >:|]

She's capable of making her own choices. I don't like the idea that this Atia takes people's wills from them in this fashion. It's bad enough to put collars on them but to completely alter their minds?

[A rant about how real kings should act is coming on... any minute now.]

[toruletheworld]

You didn't answer my question.

[Ignoring the discussion on Atia being a bluh bluh huge bitch for now because he's trying to troll. He does agree that she sucks though.]

[neverpays]

That wasn't even really a question that needed an answer! She's my retainer that would be totally inappropriate!

[Except... if it's to save her life he'd probably do it. Bluuuuh what is his life.]

[toruletheworld]

Well then if you're not going to marry her, why can't I?

[YEAH LING

WHY NOT?

GREED'S TOTALLY A TRUSTWORTHY INDIVIDUAL!]

[neverpays]

Because she shouldn't get married period! It would eliminate the necessities of her job!

[Yeah. That's a good reason right? >:|]

[toruletheworld]

How exactly do you figure that?

[God Ling you're such a liar.]

[neverpays]

I- [Damn. You got him.]

Not that this pertains to you because the thought of you violating her in any way... I would definitely kill you... but if she was to ever marry back home it might become a deterrent for her on the job! She needs to be able to think quickly in dangerous situations!

[Ya know, like assassination attempts! He's gonna be an Emperor!]

[Give him a minute he generalized that a bit... why should she not marry Greed? It's not like he thinks he's a monster. :| Not any more at least.]

It would be a false marriage right? These curses you've told me about... they're like brainwashing! Neither of you would have a will of your own!

[forherprince]

If you think I will fawn over you in any manner then you are sorely mistaken you foul thing!!

[FUME. FUME. FUME.]

[might be missing the part where this is no one's fault but UGH THE IMPLICATIONS]

[toruletheworld]

Come now, you haven't even gotten to know me yet! How do you know you won't like me?

[You hurt his feelings a little with that "thing" remark though. :'c]

[forherprince]

[>:| man up there, Greed, she's not exactly some gentle shrinking violet here--in fact she's got a hair-trigger temper sometimes and oh hey, it was just tripped.]

It does not matter! I will not play any part in this.

[;o; as if she has a choice in the matter... poor delusional thing...]

[toruletheworld]

Unfortunately it's not up to us, how sad for you!

[He's not actually sorry though.]

[forherprince]

[There is some growled out 'bastard' in there somewhere.]

[Might this be injured pride talking? Maybe? Possibly? Probably?]

[:| yep. that would be what it is.]

[decayingheart]

...Hrm? Well, I wouldn't have ever guessed to see a different version of "you" around.

[ She tilts her head towards the side and stares at Greed with a curious gaze. ]

To say the least, I'm intrigued. I never thought of you as the marrying type.