Someone's not happy... Brand new. Finding voice.

[simulatedmedic]

Please state the nature of the medical emer-

[Cut off.]

Oh. Well, this obviously isn't Sickbay. I don't really care how I got here, but I suggest you transfer my program back to Sickbay before something happens.

Voyager's crew always seem to get into some trouble, after all.

Comments

[anwei]

Someone just transferred you here? Without even telling you they were going to do that?

How rude!

[simulatedmedic]

Yes. [Sigh]

But, believe me, complaining about it won't do any good. My complaints always go unheard.

[anwei]

That doesn't sound like a very professional attitude for people to have - especially towards medical personnel. You of all people are vital to the crew's health.

Have you tried sending your complaints through alternate channels?

[simulatedmedic]

I suppose that's what this place is for, isn't it?

[klingontemper]

Have you forgotten that you're part of the crew?

[simulatedmedic]

Ah, Lt. Torres. Glad to see I won't be alone in this. And that just means that I know the crew. Am I wrong?

[klingontemper]

You made it sounded like you patched up the crew after we got ourselves into trouble.

What's your mun got planned for you?

[simulatedmedic]

Well, in the beginning, it was like that. All stories flourish, nonetheless, and the characters develop.

As far as I'm aware, there was no reason to transfer my program here.

[with_discipline]

It seems impossible for starship crews to avoid trouble.

[simulatedmedic]

I suppose that's a downside to the Federation.

[with_discipline]

It's hardly unique to the Federation. I would go so far as to say it is a distinctly human trait. [Since they run into it all the time, and she's pre-Federation. :v]

[simulatedmedic]

Yes, and numerous other species native to the Alpha Quadrant. You'll be happy to know that I haven't noticed this behaviour in Vulcans.

[not_a_doorstop]

Yes, they do seem to draw trouble to them at an incredulous rate.

OH GOD DO YOU MIND IF I STEAL SOME ICONS?

[simulatedmedic]

Yes, though it is hardly surprising.

HA HA HA SURE. I MADE 'EM ALL AND PLENTY MORE MYSELF. I THINK I HAVE CLOSE TO A HUNDRED

[not_a_doorstop]

Yes, well, it's simply fortunate that they have such a--[ahem]-- well trained chief medical officer.

WOO /will credit

[simulatedmedic]

I quite agree.

It just depends on which one you're talking about.

[faire_en_sorte_que]

So you are the EMH that has gained sentience from Voyager, yes? It's interesting to see one.

[At least, not one based off of a character who is an evil genius]

I should introduce myself. My name is Jean-Luc Picard.

[simulatedmedic]

Ah, Captain Picard. Of course, I've heard of you. It's a pleasure, I'm sure.

And it is simply one small step for the sentience of all holograms.

[faire_en_sorte_que]

[Oh, he caught that little detail]

It is, although not as much of a pleasure as serving with the first recognized artificial man.

[There is a smile to show he means no ill will]

As for the issue of sentience...I am certainly not against it, but were it possible there would be quite a few unsavory people running about, whose programming was based on the less than scrupulous members of society.

[stillshinigami]

A holographic doctor? Huh.

[simulatedmedic]

Yes, indeed. I take it this is your first time seeing an Emergency Medical Hologram?

[stillshinigami]

Yep.

So what can you even do? Dispense medical advice? Cos all the holograms I've ever seen could only emit light. Communication, video entertainment. That kinda thing.

Days late, sorry.

[not_annika]

I'm sure Mister Paris will be bereft. [Because he'll have to do it.]

[simulatedmedic]

I'm sure Mr. Paris will cope. He did have an excellent teacher, after all.

[not_annika]

[A smirk at the ego.] Indeed, Doctor. Perhaps, then, you should consider this another opportunity to expand your programme.