dear_mun | Feb. 17th, 2012

Feb. 17th, 2012

SO MOTHERFUCKER.
let me see if im all getting this shit straight up from you.
YOU THINK GETTIN ME ALL UP IN SOME PLACE HERE IS GONNA BE FUN.
now i know you aint thinking what i think youre thinking.
THERE AINT NO FUN TO BE HAD HERE MOTHERFUCKER I AINT PLAYING AROUND
shits so serious brother
MOTHERFUCKER YOU LISTEN
if you aint gonna get your respect on for this
IF YOU AINT GETTIN YOUR MOTHERFUCKIN SERIOUS ON
then we aint gonna get along so well
YOU FEEL ME BRO
:o)

midhitgrope

( Rated PG-13 for gratuitous swearing to come, and spoilers for The Boondock Saints. You have been warned! )

namecontrol

I know that I may be able to see the stars up close soon... and I am grateful for the opportunity, even though it's obvious you didn't think it through.... But I suppose that acting on impulse is nothing new when it comes to you....

When it comes to my "fortune telling," however, I think it would be best if you put more thought into it than you do other things....

hydeandseek

Listen, mun, if you knew me half as well as you think you do you should know I don't take kindly to being messed with. I'm not going to make this easy for you, you hear me? As far as I'm concerned you can take your plans and stuff them.

I've got somewhere to be and that place is not here.

forthegreatergood

You let the possibility of failure overcome the potential payoff for success. Too many do this, though. It's a silly thing - if you try and do not succeed it's the same result as having not tried in the first place, you save yourself nothing.

But there is only ever one path for me to take. That is destiny, much as Albus cares not to believe in such things.

It's only hubris if I fail.

spacecop

dear space. hello.

going to space. space system milky way galaxy all of space. know what all these games don't have. space. space. barriers. don't like barriers. gotta have space. gonna go to space. become space cop get my badge. ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba-- space. enforce space laws. puttin'

dear_mun on trial.

guilty.

of no space.

go to space jail.

oneeyedreindeer

Are you quite serious, mundane? Is it really necessary to drag me out at the mere nudging from others...? To think I considered you strong willed enough to limit yourself, but then again, you are simply an organic. Perhaps you should at least watch the entire series before you jump to conclusions. Especially now that you're warming up to said series.

And no, comparing me to this 'reindeer' does not help your situation in the least.

I feel a processor ache coming on.

kindaqueer

There's no doubt about it. Natsume is already there, isn't he? If there's something I can do to help him, I want to do it. It's not like I have a choice about whether I go or not anyway, right?

[...]

But why did it have to be this user name...

breakablegirl

Seriously? You finally decide to pull me out of your headspace after all this time? How long has it actually been since you really let me out? Years? If you're really serious about this, you should do us both a favor and watch the show again. It's like you barely know me anymore.

One more thing, are you actually going to send me there? First it was that island forever ago, then very, very briefly some Stephen King world, and now this?

Can't you just send me somewhere where there's people I know already?

...

I said people, not him.

daisies_in_chains

No.

You've not been told my tale yet... Not the latest, you ain't.

Shan't do.

Naughty!

little_blank_fighter

I don't want to be in a game. It's scary, and I like the night light you leave on for me. Where could I go anyway? Everyone knows the older me. It's scary out there so I d'nt want to go. Don't forget me though, okay?

waterformybath

(ooc: Canon is Howl's Moving Castle, English version of the movie. Canon point being debated, but for now it's before he met Sophie.)

Well now, this is a surprise. I'm flattered to be included amongst your circle of muses. Don't worry about my voice, you'll master it eventually. [A flippant, dismissive wave of his hand.]

If you could find Calcifer, mun, I'd much appreciate it. I need hot water for my bath.

Current Mood: amused

callously

This is a really bad idea. You realize that, right? I mean, aside from that one episode last night, when was the last time you even watched the show? You should at least consider reviewing more before you let me out like this.

And for the record? The name you got for me isn't nearly as funny or awesome as you think it is.

foraprincess

Mundane...

I am afraid I honestly fail to see the problem.

It is really not my fault that you find yourself wishing to do something with me after the last issue, is it? And do not call me 'loud'. I had spent a while isolated before Jason came along, I could happily do it again. You are the one that keeps pulling me.

I actually do not appreciate the control you have over my actions, I would rather be left to my own devices- but it is apparently not my choice to make. So either you do something with me, or you do not.

But I advice you to stop seeking excuses on me.

Thank you.

wingardium

Now, mun. I am well aware that you are considering picking up a fourth muse. And there is one game in particular that seems to interest you, even if your first choice is already on reserve. I will say this; it does help when you actually decide who to take. Make up your mind or just leave the idea alone and stick to the rest of us 'homeless' muses in your musebox. You have enough to be getting on with at the moment as it is, especially the next couple of days.

solitarynuvola

If you must choose another denizen, I have one request.

Do not choose a female. That event was humiliating enough.

demcollarbones

You have a lot to do before you can even think of sending me anywhere. Do it yourself; I'm no babysitter.

[ Could've fooled me, what with July and Suou and... ]

You're distracting...I'm trying to cook.

overdriving

First, Hi. Long time since I've been on one of these, huh? Yeah, don't get too excited, I'm none too pleased with you.

Second, username. It's nice. I like it. But haha, you think you're so witty, don't you? Guess what. You're not. Not really.

Third, I'm still better than you. Don't even try to argue it.

Fourth, this ... plot thing you have planned?

WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU EVEN?!

Did you and Kaz's mun wake up one day, see the new announcement for the Ice Inferno, read the description, and go "Oh! Let's make a plot that ends with Lucy nearly sacrificing herself for him! That's absolutely romantic!"?!

NEWSFLASH, DEATH HURTS. I mean, yeah, sure, you've got a way of making it so that I won't die, but the physical and emotional trauma I will experience from all of that will be worse than death, I'm sure.

SO?

FIX IT. MAKE IT BETTER. I DEMAND IT.

Oh, and another thing. Tell flat-chest to shut up, nobody can sleep when she's firing her cannon everywhere at all hours of the night.

trademark_skull

Y.. Yanno mun, if you're really so concerned there's no tag for it, you can always just... go ask for one. Apparently there is some people that want it too.

friendship_is_tardiness

You know.

You know, mun.

"Icon mule" is not a nice term! It's not nice at ALL and we should be more tolerant of others! Especially in the light of that incident with poor Derpy. Maybe! Maybe if somepony had gotten their reports in ON TIME, the magical overlords at Hasbro would know that even suggesting that problems exist in the world will get people upset!

But that's what tardiness does.

Tardiness... makes... you... tardy. And then the world falls apart. Because of it. Because of the tardiness.

But that's okay! We don't have to worry about that! Because there's. No. Equestria.

Princess Celestia is gone, and I'm stuck in a MAGICAL place where the ground is magic and the sky is magic and now there's tiny gnomes and the sky is going to rain death on those disbelieving robots! It's like burning heathens, except with more happy!

What was I talking about, again?

learntolisten

A garden full of women? With no way to get back home?

[...]

I suppose it could be worse, but you know I have better things to do. More important things than sitting in a field of roses and lillies while talking to a magic plant.

Oh? Misha's there? And Hanako, and Akira? We're attracted and swarming like flies...

lastmanstanding

Coney Island on Drugs?

My words not yours?

Why do you keep giggling?

Why are you shouting?

And for that matter what the fuck is Bobby Dagen doing there? ~~Is he in hell? He should be.~~.

themoralone

I'm surprised your impulsiveness hasn't gotten you into an...undesirable situation yet.

[ A pause, a sigh. ]

This isn't a good idea. Take my word of advice for it: leave me be. I have enough complications to be concerned about without these insistent interventions.

And no. I do not wish to comment on any of the occurred events. Although I'm sure you'll find out in due time.

xrosing

...You still never caught up to when I return.

Mun-san... I don't know what I'll ever do with you. On top of that, isn't it mostly fillers for now?

abetter_shot

You do realise it's not the end of the world if Jack doesn't stick around, right? I'm perfectly happy with these sandbox things. It wouldn't be the end of the world (so to speak) if you didn't play me in your game of choice.
...And why did you feel the need to name your new computer after me, of all people? Wouldn't Claudia have been more appropriate?

inheritress

You know, keeping the game at the start screen just to listen to the prelude isn't giving you the canon review you're looking for. Of course. You like the song. I get that. But, you're wanting a review since there are things you don't remember, right? And you want a better grasp of my voice. Well, you better get to it!

heartandsoul

Are you sure about this?

No, I'm being serious here, are you sure you can handle this? It's not really fair to put me in these places when you're so...well, like you. You know what I mean, slow!

I know you miss Vatheon, I guess I kind of miss it too, and Soul is all alone in that weird port place...but still! Don't take on more than you can handle!

What do you mean I'm being a hypocrite? I never take on more than I can handle. Hmph.

comedyofmanors

Oh, we're doing this again, are we?

Terrific. Really. I don't know how you come up with these things. And I can't tell you how much I've missed being puppeted.

[And apparently the effort of her own sarcasm has tired Narcissa out, because she relents and regresses into meaning what she says with an sigh and an eyeroll.]

For heaven's sake, put me down before you do yourself an injury.

urnotafraid

Stop it. I don't care that you think it would be great, I'm still angry at him.

And stop telling me that I'm not. I know when I'm angry and I know when I'm not and this is anger.

Get it? A-N-G-E-R. He did this after spewing all that shit about how he couldn't curse another person like this? Yeah, like I'm suppose to be grateful for that.

Stop grinning at me. I'm not crying. I'm tired.

And stop consulting that page. I'm not doing that either.

exoticpetslayer

The ocean mirrors the blue of the sky.
The deep azure is heaven’s ocean.

How close are you to the tears of heaven?

[ find out next week's episode! ]

...Perhaps I can help you discover it.

tyriannicull

My royal milks)(ake brings all t)(e fandom to t)(e lawnring!!

)(--E--E )(--E--E!

chaiwallahprince

What are you doing?

You didn't even like the movie.

What does this name mean?

Are you mocking me?

ironchefstomach

So this is, like, a total trip! You are one groovy girl, though I'm not really sure what it is you plan for me to be doing. I'll be perfectly content to kick back and grill a few veggie burgers, but there's no way I'm doing the whole mystery investigation thing. Especially without the gang.

So, um, I guess that's a thanks but no thanks. No hard feelings right?

Yes hard feelings?

Oh.

Well, if you're going to make that face... I guess I could try and kick up a mystery. Maybe just a little one. A baby mystery, something along the lines of 'The case of the missing condiments', actually, that sounds like a very worthy investigation.

ex_elucidation693

Bravo, you've recovered yourself. I almost forgot how much of a nuisance you enjoy being. You could very well carry on without me, but that would too kind of you to do so, wouldn't it?

Don't you have friends to annoy? Put yourself back from whence you came. Go on, pretend to be a unicorn or whatever it is you do — just bother someone else.

I'll even say please.

breaksbows

D --> This paranoia is uncouth, mun human
D --> I demand that you calm yourself
D --> And I am ve%ed that
D --> You think it is a good idea to send me to
D --> That place
D --> It is not a good idea
D --> It is a terrible idea
D --> I am not pleased, insolent mun human

edgar_roni

So tell me, Mun, just how does that foot of yours taste? Seems you've been feasting on it quite a bit these past few days.

Worry not. Just count your blessings instead.

Current Mood: amused

stairjumper

Muuuuuuun-

I'm sorry to be whining, I really am. But. I know you wanted to find me a game (somewhere with flowers, remember!) but didn't we agree it could wait a little? Until you were feeling better? 'Cause I know you're not.

[You should know by now that I don't have patience for much, 'Driel. Lost it a loooong time ago. December of '92, actually-]

Okay, there's that, but also, you wanted to make me older? How much, like grown up? Or just a teenager? 'Cause I sorta like being nine even if I kinda don't act like it, but if I grow up I'll have to be like my mother, isn't that what uncle Lemos said? And I never want to be like her, ever.

[No, he said he was afraid you might grow up to be like her if she ever came 'round again. Quit listening through keyholes, shrimp.]

Will you at least not grow me up too much? Please? Okay? Or if you do, can I finally find out what uncle Lemos is hiding from me, 'cause it's not fair.

timider

( just a ridiculous amount of blushing from the crossover fanart her mun has found involving bleach characters. several times she opens her mouth to say something, but nothing comes out. more blushing. )

Wh—why are you looking a—at those? I know you're — coming across them b—by chance, b—but... ( she can't take anymore and just buries her face in her hands. )

primogen_vampirate

Now that I have your attention, darling, let's get something straight.

I am through with men. I don't care how entertaining you find these so-called "CW boys." I don't care if you find "snark" amusing, whatever that means.

I have no interest in any more of your foolishness. Now, back away from the Google Box and I won't reduce you to a fine red mist on the back wall.

toseektofind

Miss Mun,

Listen, it's great that you want to play me again - it's a bit, uh ... well, you've some interesting characters in your 'headspace,' so I won't pretend it's not nice to get out and stretch my legs, but let's be honest. You haven't got time to put me in a proper game. These - what are they called? 'Meems?' - 'meems' don't seem to be too bad, even if I don't quite know what a 'text from last night' is and why I've got to be drunk to send one.

Let's just be reasonable about all this, yeah?

Yours,
Cedric

heavenstomurgatroyd

Heavens to Murgatroyd! I've been abducted, kidnapped even, and taken from my humble woodland abode by this Mun-person.

Sorry Mun, I would love to stay and chat, but I have places to meet, people to see. Exit: stage left. [Trying to make an escape doesn't really work with invisible walls.] Oh a-no good on the stage left. How about a exit: stage right? [Same attempt, same outcome.] Hm, quite a quagmire, predicament even, if I do say so myself.

Heavens to Betsy, I'm like a rat caught in a cage. Now the question being where the door to this cage even is.

toolscar

( troll text )

planetprotector

I'll admit it parts of it are a bit silly..
Oooh don't you even mention that one line! You know that wasn't my fault!
But it's still one of your favorites, right? Well you certainly know how to pick the cute girls, I'll admit that much!

[she then just sort of makes a face]
Now look here, that wasn't an anaconda, that was a Midgar Zolom. I thought we were going to take things seriously?

[But Aerith you're the one laughing too.]
You haven't even gotten that far and you're already way off track...Well let's keep at it! We have a long break and clearly you have little to do.
Except be silly, of course.

alomar

So we're definitely heading for Anatole? [ Sheva chuckles on an exhale. ] Well, I hope Chris doesn't expect me to bring him back a souvenir — although between you and me ...

He doesn't seem much like the holiday memento type.

[ A small, playful smile touches the corners of Sheva's mouth as she drops a hand to the pistol at her hip, and when she looks up again there's a pleasant warmth and determination to those chocolate-brown eyes. ]

Not that I'll be treating this as a vacation. The BSAA will be expecting me to do my job properly, which means that aiding the civillians and securing detailed information will be my number one priority. After all, if I catch so much as a whiff of a B.O.W ...

[ She adjusts her earpice before offering her Mun a decisive nod and an encouraging smile. ]

Ready?

smugfox

Greetings and a wonderful night to you, writer!

I must admit, in all honesty, that ~~I've made you do~~ you've been doing a great job so far. Already finding me two vixens, a lawyer, a wolf (though not my wolf), then that fun with a nation where my stories are told and last, but definitely not least, the fun I'm having with mon petite chaton. He's trying so hard, he's not doing so bad and it will be oh so much fun to turn things around on him, whenever the opportunity arises.

All in all you've been rather generous, from buying me more icon space - Face like mine does need it, doesn't it? - to starting on my profile and thinking about my history. It's not easy getting me out of your head, is it?

And now posting at that hotel... It doesn't sound like a bad idea. More creatures mean more fun to be had and who knows who I'll draw from the woodwork... If I can just take a little time with them, I believe we could create great stories, you and me.

My very best regards,
Reynard the Fox - Trickster Extraordinaire

Current Mood: quixotic

labelledamesansmerci

Well then! ♥ Wasn't that an interesting chapter, everyone? How are we feeling?

[and there was definitely a lot of tea. and spoilers. BEWARE SPOILERS.]

claudiometer

So you guys are bringing down every apocalypse you can think of, the food service is unreliable at best, the bar's falling apart, and now everyone's translucent...
...And you get me stuck there to ride it out?
Why do I put up with you again?

thatsnotcute

Munny!

How dare you think of taking me away somewhere that doesn't have my dear Bearsy or any kinds of marvelous treasures! A pair of wings won't suit me at all! They aren't cute at all! Only bat wings will do!

[...Perona, I think you have a twisted sense of what is "cute" and what is no--]

SHUT UP! WHEN YOU TALK, IT'S NOT CUTE! Be like Bearsy and don't talk! And bring him back to me, too. If I have to go anywhere, I should have servants, and Bearsy is obedient and very cute. I can't make servants of those...th-those icky Straw Hats! I can't believe you're taking me to a place where they are, how could you think I'd like that kind of place? If that Long-nose is there, I won't forgive you!

...An old, big, abandoned castle? [The sparkle in her eyes is pretty noticeable, but then her smile inverts into a look of anger and contempt.] YOU THINK IT'S STILL THERE?! YOU'RE A MUN, YOU SHOULD KNOW EVERYTHING! If you're going to take me somewhere away from Moria-sama and Bearsy, stick uncute wings on me, and bother me with those Straw Hats, then at least give me a big, haunted castle to roam in!

...I am not demanding! You just don't do what I want!

monster_san

Miss Mun, I really have to object to this plot you signed me up for! I am not looking forward to going on a blind date arranged by a computer system of questionable character.

I need to focus on the information about the first crew and talk to Windam and Guru Clef about it. Having to spend time with a stranger while being... monitored... will be very counterproductive.

Really, this is completely unnecessary.

astounding

You shouldn't talk about feeling selfish simply because you get so many "one word usernames." It's not really something worth feeling selfish about, I'd say.

As for mine, it's better than what it could have been.

It's good to see you've grown so much, at least. I'm sure you'll leave me here to be covered with dust and cobwebs, then to decay, then to rot, or maybe simply pull out only to talk to students or my wife.

At least you don't have time for any more games. I'm too old and tired for them, thanks.

dismissing

Where is Yomi? I don't see her in this vile place.

I really do hope she hasn't decided to go anywhere without me. [Her expression almost turns sour at that statement, thinking that Yomi possibly ran off with that blue eyed bitch from before.

But she let's herself relax after a moment and just smiles.] No. She knows better than to do something like that

Hey, want a macaroon, Mun?

ilostmyshoes

You think this it going to get better?

Actually, it's about to get worse - a lot worse.

Go on, laugh at me for losing my sanity.

[ ooc: spoilers for tonight's episode in the comments? ]

altera

Well, this is a switch. Instead of some loud voice in my head, now I'm a loud voice in yours! I guess that makes me your buddy huh? Don't get any funny ideas though.

daringdo

Hmm. New place, new people, and a whole load of weird things around here.

[ She adjusts her hat. ]

All right! Time to get out there and explore.

blinked

[ It's only a statue of an angel. ]

( Don't blink. )

rejecter

Don't worry, Mun-san! Things will be all right, you don't have to worry about me. I know I've been a pain, but I promise to start being better. The thought of being lonely doesn't help, but I should be used to it by now. Everything will work out, you'll see. We've just got to be patient.

I think we have issues.

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