Voice test to the extreme...

[thatsnotcute]

Munny!

How dare you think of taking me away somewhere that doesn't have my dear Bearsy or any kinds of marvelous treasures! A pair of wings won't suit me at all! They aren't cute at all! Only bat wings will do!

[...Perona, I think you have a twisted sense of what is "cute" and what is no--]

SHUT UP! WHEN YOU TALK, IT'S NOT CUTE! Be like Bearsy and don't talk! And bring him back to me, too. If I have to go anywhere, I should have servants, and Bearsy is obedient and very cute. I can't make servants of those...th-those icky Straw Hats! I can't believe you're taking me to a place where they are, how could you think I'd like that kind of place? If that Long-nose is there, I won't forgive you!

...An old, big, abandoned castle? [The sparkle in her eyes is pretty noticeable, but then her smile inverts into a look of anger and contempt.] YOU THINK IT'S STILL THERE?! YOU'RE A MUN, YOU SHOULD KNOW EVERYTHING! If you're going to take me somewhere away from Moria-sama and Bearsy, stick uncute wings on me, and bother me with those Straw Hats, then at least give me a big, haunted castle to roam in!

...I am not demanding! You just don't do what I want!

Comments

[hiken_ace]

[Wow, bitch, harsh mu-- oh, she said Straw Hats.]

... Luffy meets the most unique people, I swear I don't know how he does it.

1/?

[thatsnotcute]

[DRAMATIC GOPHER YOUR WAY, STRANGE NEW MAN. If you know the Straw Hats, and the crazy rubber boy, Perona automatically dislikes yo--]

[thatsnotcute]

[Wait. Waaait...that face seems familiar. Perona has definitely seen your face in several wanted posters, strange new man. Just.

Give her a moment.


...


. . .



OH SWEET JESUS CHRIST IT'S FIRE FIST ACE CHJDFKLF;DHSH.]

[thatsnotcute]

[WHY?!]

[thatsnotcute]

[OH GOD, OH MAN, OH GOD, OH MAN!!

...Okay be cool. Be cool. He's not doing anything yet. Maybe Fire Fist isn't one of Straw hat's friends....maybe he doesn't know that she assisted Moria-sama in stealing his shadow and tried to kill him and his crew.

Yes.







/wheeze.]

DONE

[thatsnotcute]

[Just....








...gonna sink into the floor, mmkay.]

[hiken_ace]

[...staring. And then HOLY SHIT DID SHE JUST SINK INTO THE FLOOR. He'll just crouch down in front of her.]

You a Devil Fruit user, miss?

[coolportaljumper]

Hey!

Don't you think you're being a little harsh on your Mun? None of us would even be here if it weren't for them. Have you ever wondered about your Mun's thoughts?

...and the wings aren't bad, and the Straw Hats are actually really nice!

[He's not a Straw Hat, but he's come to like them. Watch what you say about them in front of a kid who's very protective of his friends.]

[thatsnotcute]

[Okay, yeah, all that? Flew over Perona's head like a mighty eagle. She zips on over, floating off the ground and circles around Yugo with her eyes alight.

CUTE.

Not a zombie, but still cute! Maybe if she finds Hogback or someone from the Mysterious Three, she could make you into the cutest little zombie slave ever ever~!]

Horohorohoro, what a cute thing! Are you a rabbit? [Playing with your hat ear...things.] You cute be much cuter with bandages and stitches, and maybe some horns and fangs...! ♥

1/2

[coolportaljumper]

[wait--WAIT. Why is she touching him???]

2/2

[coolportaljumper]

[He quickly opens a portal and evades her grasp, watching the strange, pink haired girl float in the air without so much as a blink. It was her actions, not her state of being, that threw him off.]

I'm an Eliatrope and my name is Yugo. [crosses arms and looks at her firmly.] You never answered my question.

[mikangirl]

[Oh god, it's you.]

Ahhh, and what a pity. Usopp was so looking forward to seeing you.

[thatsnotcute]

[YOOOOU!

...




Are those extensions?]

HE IS THERE?! I KNEW THAT LONG-NOSE WAS--MUNNY, YOU LIED TO ME! I CAN'T BELIEV YOU LIED TO--I SAID DON'T TALK!

[mikangirl]

[My hair's as false as your eyelashes, lady.]

Yeah, you tell that mun of yours! Don't let her push you around!

[Definitely don't let her push you into Luceti. B| No ghost girls allowed!]

[fierybluebird]

Moria, huh?

[Oh. Sup. Have another Whitebeard commander. They are raaaaining men tonight.]

Last I heard he was falling out of favor with the World Government. They're kind of fickle like that.

[Why no, he hasn't forgiven the man for trying to take Oars Jr's body.]

[thatsnotcute]

[Ohai, I hope you're okay with your personal space being SUDDENLY INVADED because yeah. Sup? Perona's practically nose-to-nose with Marco, her eyes wide, fists balled in front of her chest. And yes, she is floating. Walking is for losers.]

Y-Y-You've seen Moria-sama! Where is he?! If you know where he is, take me back right now! I'll tolerate being in your company if you take me back to Thriller Bark this very second!

surprise

[hiken_ace]

Oi. [Kicks him. Not too hard, though.] When the hell are you coming back? [He is not pouting. Or looking sad. At all.]

[preacher_man]

[Well if the macabre was cute to her perhaps she'd enjoy someone with blank-looking eyes that made him look blind.]

You shouldn't be so cruel to your mun.

1/3

[thatsnotcute]

[Hm...]

2/3

[thatsnotcute]

[NOPE! Keywords.]

3/3 - wrong icon derp

[thatsnotcute]

Don't tell me what to do! Munny is my Munny and I'll tell her to do whatever I want! She should have known to listen to me anyway when she decided to play me! And when she decided to put me in places I don't like - with no money, none of my adorable zombie servants, and in a place with those terrible Straw Hats!

It's unacceptable!

[immortal_flames]

Well, well, well. Looks like somebody's a bit upset.

[thatsnotcute]

[Dramatic gopher your way as well! ...Whoever you are! You don't look like anyone Perona knows, or would be interested in very much.]

Of course I'm upset! I'm being taken from all my things, my adorable zombie servants, and my precious Bearsy! All that, then think of what Munny wants to do to me! [Perona jabs a thumb over her shoulder, toward her back.] She wants to put a pair of uncute, feathery, powderpuff wings on my back! Only bat wings will do if I must have them! And the place with wings has no treasure and no places to call home! I need a big mansion in an old, haunted castle! Just like the one I had on Thriller Bark!

[marimo_baka]

Oh great. It's you. [Nooooo mun, why did you bring him here.]

[thatsnotcute]

[Whoa, who's this joker? Perona's not familiar with you just yet, marimo. From her canon point, the princess here has just been Kuma-punched to Hawkeyes' place. She hasn't run into you yyet. Hence her mild confusion and grand indignation.]

And who are you to think you can speak that way to me?!