musebox'd. :B | this icon is the most amazing.

[overdriving]

First, Hi. Long time since I've been on one of these, huh? Yeah, don't get too excited, I'm none too pleased with you.

Second, username. It's nice. I like it. But haha, you think you're so witty, don't you? Guess what. You're not. Not really.

Third, I'm still better than you. Don't even try to argue it.

Fourth, this ... plot thing you have planned?

WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU EVEN?!

Did you and Kaz's mun wake up one day, see the new announcement for the Ice Inferno, read the description, and go "Oh! Let's make a plot that ends with Lucy nearly sacrificing herself for him! That's absolutely romantic!"?!

NEWSFLASH, DEATH HURTS. I mean, yeah, sure, you've got a way of making it so that I won't die, but the physical and emotional trauma I will experience from all of that will be worse than death, I'm sure.

SO?

FIX IT. MAKE IT BETTER. I DEMAND IT.

Oh, and another thing. Tell flat-chest to shut up, nobody can sleep when she's firing her cannon everywhere at all hours of the night.

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[pink_dragon_spooker]

... Heroic Sacrifice routines, eh?

I hate that crap too.

[overdriving]

Finally, someone reasonable! Where have you been all my life?

[pink_dragon_spooker]

Getting stuck with a really annoying user name. Pick a totally unflattering title and then add ANOTHER unflattering title to it.

There aren't even any Pink dragons in my world!!!

[overdriving]

My boyfriend has a dragon. It's kind of awesome, actually. After I got over the initial scare that it existed, of course.

[pink_dragon_spooker]

Bleh.

I've had enough dragons for six or seven lifetimes, myself.

Their meat isn't even edible without six months of brining, either!

[overdriving]

I wouldn't mention eating dragon meat around Kaz. I think he'd flip tables even more than he will in this plot his mun and mine have planned.

[pink_dragon_spooker]

... Meh. I've already suffered enough that I barely care.

I've seen muses that threaten violence over eating chicken, so...

Whatever, I won't mention it around him if I see him.

[overdriving]

Probably for the best. I mean, I don't mean to brag, but ... Kaz is kiiiiind of the Demon King's heir.

Though I doubt that means much to anyone outside of the island. It didn't mean much to me until I learned the lore. Oh, the woes of being an outsider.

[broke_the_world]

Your mun won't listen.

[overdriving]

You'd think that after years of being with this girl I'd stop trying.

[broke_the_world]

You'd think you learn just how useless it is, yeah.

[overdriving]

And yet, here I am.

[broke_the_world]

Which means you're either really stubborn or determined.

[preacher_man]

At least you will be expecting death when you go into it.

[He looks at her with those blind-looking eyes. Unbeknownst to her they were not seeing just her appearance but her sin as well.]

I sacrificed myself not knowing what to expect, other than my captor was sadistic.

[overdriving]

[ ..... creeee~per. ]

Luckily, they've worked it out so that I won't have to die. But I'll be prepared to.

[preacher_man]

Well that is good that you won't be dying. Just out of curiosity who are you protecting?

[overdriving]

My boyfriend.