homeless; mun is re-reading goblet of fire

[toseektofind]

Miss Mun,

Listen, it's great that you want to play me again - it's a bit, uh ... well, you've some interesting characters in your 'headspace,' so I won't pretend it's not nice to get out and stretch my legs, but let's be honest. You haven't got time to put me in a proper game. These - what are they called? 'Meems?' - 'meems' don't seem to be too bad, even if I don't quite know what a 'text from last night' is and why I've got to be drunk to send one.

Let's just be reasonable about all this, yeah?

Yours,
Cedric

Comments

[primogen_vampirate]

Well, aren't you delightfully polite?

[toseektofind]

Doesn't pay to be rude, ma'am. Not without provocation, anyway.

[primogen_vampirate]

My dear boy, rudeness is the only language these...for lack of a better word...people understand.

[toseektofind]

She hasn't done too much to deserve that yet. It seems to be working, sort of?

[primogen_vampirate]

Sort of?

[toseektofind]

She has yet to put me in some game where terrible things happen, which I think counts as a victory.

[theaudacious]

'Reasonable' is a bit beyond most of these writers. Good luck, though!

[toseektofind]

I know, but it never hurts to ask, does it?

[theaudacious]

That depends on the writer- but mine tells me yours isn't so bad.

[toseektofind]

She hasn't been so bad to me, which is lucky, so I'm hoping I can stick with that.

Mine says thanks, by the way.

All of the vampires love Cedric

[daughters_of_janus]

Oh kitten, if you're going to be drunk and sending texts I think I want to be there.

and he is side-eyeing them *hard*

[toseektofind]

First I need to figure out what these 'text' things are.

As he should

[daughters_of_janus]

They are like instant messages you get through a device. So imagine being drunk and having the ability to send a message, although sloppily written, to anyone your drunken mind desired.

[toseektofind]

That sounds ... like a lot of bad ideas all rolled up in one.

[daughters_of_janus]

That's why it's fun kitten!

[toseektofind]

I think I'll stick with Quidditch. Less impairment of judgement - even if my mun likes the 'text' thing better.

[imwotchingyou]

Trust me... [ Oh boy. ] It's best to be drunk for the text meme.

[toseektofind]

Why?

[imwotchingyou]

You can always claim that you don't remember. If you're lucky, it may even be true.

[toseektofind]

What would I be saying that's that bad?

[alwaysakeeper]

Muns aren't really known to be reasonable, Diggory.

[toseektofind]

Still can't hurt to ask, though. It might work.

[alwaysakeeper]

You realise they're absolutely nutters, yeah?

[toseektofind]

Yeah, I mean, I'm well aware, but - it's not right to just go off and not give them a chance.

[alwaysakeeper]

And how is that going for you?

[Oliver has already done the whole reasoning thing with his mun. You can imagine how that went.]