dear_mun | Voice testing, probably need a canon review

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Voice testing, probably need a canon review

Are you quite serious, mundane? Is it really necessary to drag me out at the mere nudging from others...? To think I considered you strong willed enough to limit yourself, but then again, you are simply an organic. Perhaps you should at least watch the entire series before you jump to conclusions. Especially now that you're warming up to said series.

And no, comparing me to this 'reindeer' does not help your situation in the least.

I feel a processor ache coming on.

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[Oh hey there, haven't seen you since the love meme.]

Oh aren't organics charming? I think mine is so adorable, and she thinks that she's intelligent too!

So Soundwave, it's a pleasure to meet a valued customer after all this time! I'm just tickled, really! And don't you worry about those silly reindeer comments, you look good despite them.

[Someone is trying to do some sucking up because lol he's ratting you out in his game.]

[He never did get his wears, did he.]

Yes, yes, to think that Autobots find the need to associate themselves with these creatures...surely time could be much better used in protecting their planet.

It has been some time, Swindle. I do hope you've kept yourself out of trouble.

Might you explain to me what this reindeer is? I'm afraid my time on Cybertron has left me unaware of human terms. Which is probably for the better, if I say so myself.

[He didn't pay for what he did get either.]

I think organics have merit. Moreso for the fact that most Cybertronians won't trade with them, can you imagine? So many little goldmines going untapped. Until I come along that is, which is why my business is as good as it is, as you very well know.

Aha! Me? Trouble? Surely you're thinking of some other bot, I'm as clean as the waters of an ocean world. Not that you'd know considering where I've been told you were hiding over the past few stellar cycles. You sly dog! Right in the middle of Cybertronian command, colour me impressed.

Oh, reindeers? it's a type of animal that happens to have antlers very similar to your antennas. Which is probably the basis of your muns perfectly harmless jokes.

[In due time, my friend.]

Is that so? Personal trinkets are not what I would consider a goldmine, my good man. Your business is only as good as what you offer those with power, as you should well know.

[Have a blank, emotionless stare from the bot. Yeah, you're clean alright. He's totally fooled.]

Yes, I have been quite busy with my own agenda, haven't I? This old dog certainly does surprise with new tricks, doesn't he?

...I suppose there is some likeness, although I do not appreciate being related to such a creature.

Personal trinkets can be quite useful in changing the mind of my customers. But surely you would know that some organic planets happen to have some types of minerals that inorganic planets don't have. You'd be surprised how much some xenophobic Cybertronian would pay for them. Haha the fools, but like I said, their loss is my gain~

[Have a bright, cheerful smile back. What, you don't believe that Swindle is a straight as an arrow?]

I also wonder if this old dog is interested in some new toys, it has been a while hasn't it? Naturally I have that last thing you ordered before you disappeared from scene.

As for that reindeer business, just ignore it! I'm sure your mun and her friends will get tired of it soon.

[Lol fat chance.]

Ah yes, it appears you have a point there. Such a pity that the phobia of the organics has clouded their judgement. Good to know there are some out there who take advantage of the situations they are given.

[He doesn't believe you in more ways than one.]

You always know what to say to get me interested, don't you, Swindle. I would be quite interested in some new wares~

[Like a sleigh.]

Taking advantages of situations is my life's work dear Shockwave. As long as it benefits Lord Megatron, I am free to do so.

[Oh but he is very straight~ Something you wanna say Shockwave?]

Yes, Catching your interest has always been a difficult thing hasn't it? I'm sure a bot like you could use tri-barrel blaster, since you're such a classy guy after all. Or maybe a gravity cannon! If weapons don't interest you at the moment, I could offer you specialized mods. Y'know, the ones that are useful to your kind of business?

Yes, and I'm sure our liege will be most grateful for your contributions, so long as you are not contributing to other sources.

Would be a shame to lose such a valuable asset.

[Nothin' you don't already know.]

How foolish of me to assume you wouldn't try to make a sale. I would not worry too much. I have everything in the utmost control at the moment. But I suppose looking never hurt anyone.

[He knows he's classy. No need to repeat.]

[O-oh. Other sources.

No. Of. Course. He. Doesn't.]

Other sources? Haha you have no faith in me at all do you? That's really wounding y'know, especially coming from one of Lord Megatron's most trusted Decepticons.

[And guess who's on the top 100 list of LEAST trusted?]

Looking never does~

[Hey if you're classy you should be told that you're classy.]

Merely stating a fact rather than placing faith, my fellow Decepticon. Surely you understand. The name of your game is not power, but money. And one can be...easily swayed if they are not careful.

[He trusts you about as much as he trusts Lugnut to do calculus.]

I must confess I do not believe I have access to my normal means of payment at the moment. Perhaps a deal could be struck~

Luckily Lord Megatron makes it plenty worth my time.

[He's not denying it in the slightest, he knows what he is.]

I'm always open for negotiations, especially to one of my favourite customers~

Lord Megatron never fails to disappoint, for that I can be sure.

[That eye constricts a bit.]

Favourite customers? My, aren't we preening.

Maybe a little. But you always know how to make things... interesting.

But let's discuss what you want before we discuss payment.

[Could have worded it a little differently there Swindle...]

You know how I fail to disappoint our lord.

I was hoping for something a little...flashier than normal.

You.

[Ooooh someone's mad.]

[Oh, nice to see you too.]

I don't suppose I'll be getting as warm a welcome, will I.

[He'd be cursing you out if he had such words in his vocabulary, and if he wasn't such a nice guy...]

Why don't I give you the welcome you deserve?

[Optimus charges and swings his axe at him. He's going to make him pay for what he did to Blurr!]

[Is that how it's going to be? Do you realize how tiny you are Optimus? Shockwave grabs that hand with the axe and twists it away, that eye boring into his mind. His voice is less humorous now.]

Very well. Welcome me, then.

FOOL! HOW DARE YOU LET YOURSELF BE CONTROLLED BY SOME PATHETIC WEAK ORGANIC. LORD MEGATRON WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS TREACHERY AND YOU WILL BE EXPOSED FOR THE LOWLIFE YOU ARE.

[So basically: Imma gonna tell mommy on you.]

[A sigh. Oh hello.]

The fact that you are even speaking to me right now is because you are controlled by a similar organic. Although I never expected you to be quite as observant as the rest of us.

I WOULD NEVER LET MYSELF BE CONTROLLED BY ANYONE LESSER THAN LORD MEGATRON. I OUGHT TO KILL YOU NOW FOR YOUR INSOLENCE. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO CONFUSE ME WITH YOUR LIES.

And how do you propose to tell Megatron that you killed the only Decepticon behind the Autobot lines on Cybertron?

I am sure he would love that.

UHH... well...

[Fuck.]

I thought so. Do not worry, I will not mention a word to our liege.

I'm sure you didn't mean such an act of mutiny. Right?

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