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[honkstabhonk]

SO MOTHERFUCKER.
let me see if im all getting this shit straight up from you.
YOU THINK GETTIN ME ALL UP IN SOME PLACE HERE IS GONNA BE FUN.
now i know you aint thinking what i think youre thinking.
THERE AINT NO FUN TO BE HAD HERE MOTHERFUCKER I AINT PLAYING AROUND
shits so serious brother
MOTHERFUCKER YOU LISTEN
if you aint gonna get your respect on for this
IF YOU AINT GETTIN YOUR MOTHERFUCKIN SERIOUS ON
then we aint gonna get along so well
YOU FEEL ME BRO
:o)

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She only knows a sweet, stoned Gamzee

[zelda_hylia]

[So much staring...]

All the better! :D

[honkstabhonk]

you better all up an have a reason for usin them eyes sis
OR ELSE YOU'LL ALL UP AN HAVE A REASON FOR LOSIN EM REAL SOON
honk
:o)

[zelda_hylia]

Are you feeling alright, Gamzee?

[She seems genuinely concerned... in more than one way.]

[honkstabhonk]

hahaha
HAHAHAHAHAH
am i alright
SIS MY MOTHERFUCKIN MIND IS FEELIN CLEAR AS DAY
for once in my life im all seein things for what they truly are
FOR HOW THINGS REALLY SHOULD BE
but its a motherfuckin conundrum to this motherfuckers thinkpan on how you know who he is
YOU WANNA CLEAR THIS SHIT UP FOR A MOTHERFUCKER OR WHAT

[zelda_hylia]

I see. Excuse my rudeness. I think that perhaps I was thinking of someone else. There are supposedly multiples of people running around in this place, and I mistook you for another Gamzee.

[Because even if the Gamzee she knows says "fuck" every two words, he never sounds threatening. This is just bizarre.]

[honkstabhonk]

[His tone becomes rather hoarse, dragging out his words in an audible amused whisper.

When he isn't shouting that is.]

you sure about that motherfucker
YOU SURE ABOUT THAT A HUNDRED ONE MOTHERFUCKIN PERCENT
cause i think you may be wrong
I THINK THERES A CHANCE YOURE JUST KICKIN IT WITH HOW I USED TO BE
time aint stable in this here place you know
ITS A MOTHERFUCKIN MESS
but if im all smiles an friendship to how it is youre knowin me
THEN IT AINT ANOTHER ME
its all me
IT JUST AINT ME YET
honk
HONK
honk
;o)

[zelda_hylia]

[Backing away slowly so as to not anger the crazy troll now... yes, that sounds like a good plan.]

[honkstabhonk]

[Where're you going? Not anywhere without him that's for sure! He's totally walking after you, although slowly.]

WHERE YOU GOIN MOTHERFUCKER
walkin off without even sayin a single damn thing when im clearly sayin shit to you
THAT AINT NO WAY TO SHOW RESPECT YOU KNOW
that aint no way to treat a messiah
IM THINKIN YOU GOT NO IDEA WHO YOURE TALKIN TO
clearly we gotta all have ourselves a discussion about respect aite
WHADDYA SAY

[zelda_hylia]

[Well that didn't work. It's bullshitting time!]

I hadn't considered time distortions as a possibility. I do apologize for not talking all of a sudden, but if we are from different points in time then I think it is best that we don't converse any further.