Regarding the very existence of this account and its usage

[friendship_is_tardiness]

You know.

You know, mun.

"Icon mule" is not a nice term! It's not nice at ALL and we should be more tolerant of others! Especially in the light of that incident with poor Derpy. Maybe! Maybe if somepony had gotten their reports in ON TIME, the magical overlords at Hasbro would know that even suggesting that problems exist in the world will get people upset!

But that's what tardiness does.

Tardiness... makes... you... tardy. And then the world falls apart. Because of it. Because of the tardiness.

But that's okay! We don't have to worry about that! Because there's. No. Equestria.

Princess Celestia is gone, and I'm stuck in a MAGICAL place where the ground is magic and the sky is magic and now there's tiny gnomes and the sky is going to rain death on those disbelieving robots! It's like burning heathens, except with more happy!

What was I talking about, again?

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[minor_setback]

Now what's gotten into you?

[friendship_is_tardiness]

Nothing, yet!

But the saints are coming!

[minor_setback]

What saints?

[friendship_is_tardiness]

I don't know! My mun is telling me all these things and so is the little drawing guy and none of them make sense!

[minor_setback]

[Evil the Cat unsheathes his claws.]

I know of ways to deal with unruly muns who do not live up to our standards. Would you care for me to take care of the problem?

[friendship_is_tardiness]

No!

...no.

Problems. Need to be addressed. By PROFESSIONALS.

And I don't see your license anywhere, mister!

[minor_setback]

[Evil chuckles a bit.]

My dear pony, one does not always need a license to solve problems. I've solved many.

[friendship_is_tardiness]

You screwed up the script! You are the demons!

[minor_setback]

While I enjoy the compliment, you still have the problem of your mun on hand.

[herr_niemand]

That's the spirit! Out with the sane, in with the merchandising!

[friendship_is_tardiness]

But don't you see, what good is merchandising if we can't make any money!

[herr_niemand]

Yes! Think of all the useless junk we'll be swimming in! An Olympic-sized pool of commercial refuse!

[friendship_is_tardiness]

Forty-two thousand bits for a container full of wristbands!

[herr_niemand]

Yo ho ho and a bucket of Scrubs!

You and me, sailing the high commerce seas!

[friendship_is_tardiness]

You're their magical leader, aren't you!

Iiii'm onto your game, skippy. WHERE'S YOUR POINTY HAT.

[herr_niemand]

Where's it's always been, Tinman--IN YOUR HEART.

And you, Scarecrow of a pony, I'll purge your brain with the fires of Max Ernst!

[friendship_is_tardiness]

HA! Max Ernst may have been the dada, but who was the mama? Certainly not ME!

[herr_niemand]

HOHO! I am as he is and we are lonely hearts clubs!

[snowcloak]

[Glaceon glances over at his mun.] I blame you for sending me here.

[Problem, Glaceon? :D]

[friendship_is_tardiness]

...They sent us all heeeere.

You're lucky. The pink fairy says you'd be in trouble if you were a Steelix.

[snowcloak]

Uh...I have a feeling I don't want to know, buuut I'm gonna ask anyway. Why?

[friendship_is_tardiness]

Dust. Red. Sky. Gnooooooomes.

[snowcloak]

Oh right. The rusting. [Almost forgot about that.]

[friendship_is_tardiness]

The rust makes you dead! But the gnomes! The gnomes make you crazy!

Everything's coming up whales!

[snowcloak]

Speaking from personal experience here?

[friendship_is_tardiness]

Not yet!

[snowcloak]

[Sigh]

Knew I should have frozen this guy. 'It'll be fun!', he says. 'It's a cartoon game, how much trouble could there be?', he says. Jerk.

[I regret nothing.]

[friendship_is_tardiness]

You shouldn't do that, you'll break the rating!

[Why are my muses so dumb when they go crazy. :|]

[snowcloak]

I think that ship's sailed a loooong time ago.

Besides, I saw Captain America the other day! He should be okay. Eventually.

[friendship_is_tardiness]

Ships? Oh, nonono. See, the shipping starts later. For now, that zorua is way too tsundere for her human friend.

[snowcloak]

[Pause. Blinkblink. It took him a moment to process what she was talking about.]

Uhm...eww?

[friendship_is_tardiness]

You'd make a cute couple!

[snowcloak]

I'm sure we would?

[Wait who was she talking about again?]

[no_vampires_plz]

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wut]

[friendship_is_tardiness]

[This is not your store-brand crazy, other Twi! This is something... different. Something that could only have happened as per some sort of plot.

And her mun wanted an excuse to roll out the Lesson Zero icons.]

[lamourdanslame]

[Oh... oh dear.
You don't look so good.
Francoeur chirps worriedly at Twi. Hey, you alright?]

[friendship_is_tardiness]

[Why, she looks the perfect model of mental health!]

Psst. They can heeear you. Beware the ides of march, because they wear pointy hats.

And then they make all the robots melt! [Okay, that was an oddly cheerful giggle.]