UPDAT---E!! & @queenofheartsrp

[tyriannicull]

My royal milks)(ake brings all t)(e fandom to t)(e lawnring!!

)(--E--E )(--E--E!

Comments

[wwhitescience]

um
wwell
thats one wway to take that

[tyriannicull]

Do you )(ave criticism of Your Empress?

Are you suggesting t)(ese )(ips may lie?

[wwhitescience]

oh i
no maam not at all
in fact they should be sellin books wwith howw much truth is comin out of them

[tyriannicull]

Good response!
You may watc)( for )(owever long you wis)(.

[preacher_man]

I don't know why anyone would be interested in someone so ugly.

[tyriannicull]

O)(! W--E'V--E GOT OURS--ELV--ES A BADASS OV--ER )(--ER--E!

[preacher_man]

No, I'm being honest. I can see you for what you really are.

((OOC: If you're curious, Simon here can see someone's sin when he looks at them. The Empress here obviously has racked up a lot of human sins in her time.))

[caligulas_aquarium]

[holy shit it's the empress

wat even do]

[tyriannicull]

[ > You are ERIDAN AMPORA. Only two options are available to you:

1) Beg for mercy.

2) Be hypnotized by the entrancing hip-strutting. ]

[caligulas_aquarium]

======> Eridan: Be hypnotized by the entrancing hip-strutting.

You're under the impression you came here to say something, but you are otherwise stunned like a deer in headlights.
All you can do is stare, speechless. No words come and you'll be damned if you have the willpower to snap yourself out of it. Godayuuuuuuuuumn it just never ends. It's like a car crash just happened and there's an incredibly beautiful troll on fire, so you find yourself unable to look away both horrified by her flesh melting off and her cries of terror, but at the same time she's just so attractive that you find yourself unable to do anything to help her.

[docfoul]

Enjoy your spotlight all you want, Empress. But don't forget who gave it to you.

[tyriannicull]

O)(!
I R--EM--MB--ER!!
It was...
NOT YOU!
Try not to speak more t)(an a lapdog s)(ould, Scrunc)(.

[docfoul]

Bold words to direct at your master's closest officer, Witch.

[broom]

w0w
wh0 cares

[tyriannicull]

O)(, no need to be jealous, Demoness.
Besides for t)(e obvious reasons for me being far )(appier and getting more screentime.
--O)(! I guess you )(ave plenty neeed to be jealous!

[broom]

0h thats right
f0rg0t im supp0sed t0 be t0rn up ab0ut this

damn

[t34l_just1c3]

J3GUS
1 SHOULD B3 HORR1F13D BUT 1 C4NT LOOK 4W4Y
1TS L1K3 4 TR41NWR3CK 4S TH3 HUM4NS S4Y >:O

[tyriannicull]

[t34l_just1c3]

OH GOG
1 C4N F33L 1T
1TS W3IRD Y3T HYNPOT1Z1NG

[queenverse]

Oh look.
New queen on deck.
Let me show you how it's done, greenhorn.



And don't forget it.

[tyriannicull]

Anot)(er )(as-been popping up to give unwanted advice?
Today must be t)(at sort of day!

And remember, I UNDOUBT----EDLY culled your Alp)(a session expy, )(ag.

[queenverse]

Well clearly you need it.
But no loss on my part.

Oh no, that's so sad.
Look I'm crying up a storm.
Tragic.
Any queen that gets slayed by you isn't worth a drop.

[thedisciple]

[Holds up sign

4/10]

[tyriannicull]

)(eretical betrayer and rebel...
Nope! Your opinion DO---ESN'T COUNT!

[thedisciple]

I can s33 just like any other. Discount my opinion if you wish but it won't make it any less valid. Just whose opinion does matter to you?