On being reawakened

[primogen_vampirate]

Now that I have your attention, darling, let's get something straight.

I am through with men. I don't care how entertaining you find these so-called "CW boys." I don't care if you find "snark" amusing, whatever that means.

I have no interest in any more of your foolishness. Now, back away from the Google Box and I won't reduce you to a fine red mist on the back wall.

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[andifeelfine]

Gosh, that's a bit extreme, isn't it?

[primogen_vampirate]

Well, I do come from the world of darkness, my dear.

[andifeelfine]

Well, so do I! But I feel like that kind of anger is... well, actually, it wouldn't actually be bad for your health, 'cos you're one of the other dead guys, but I feel like it's not really emotionally very healthy, I guess? Gotta let the things that hold you down go to move forward, right?

[primogen_vampirate]

I take it you're not familiar with Aristotle's theories on catharsis?

[andifeelfine]

Not a whole lotta good libraries out here anymore, although I know the word. I mean, catharsis is well and good, but it doesn't always fix all your problems, amirite? It can deal with your feelings right now, but I find it's more constructive to get to the root of the thing.

[primogen_vampirate]

We'll have to agree to disagree, my dear.

[indiscreet]

...I knew it.

[primogen_vampirate]

What's that, darling?

[indiscreet]

Your little puppet-master may need the fact clarified to her, but I always knew you were never much of one for men.

[primogen_vampirate]

Oh, we're back to this debate again, are we?

[indiscreet]

It's hardly a debate anymore, Mina, darling. You just confirmed what all of us already knew.

(( ...Anna >.< ))

[primogen_vampirate]

Is that so? Well, aren't you the knowledgeable one?

[daughters_of_janus]

Oh now aren't you just delicious kitten?

[primogen_vampirate]

A kitten? I think not. More of a cougar.

[daughters_of_janus]

Kittens? Cougars? What does it matter when the lights are off?

[primogen_vampirate]

Well, aren't you forward?

[daughters_of_janus]

Oh don't tell me you don't like it.

[She is just smiling at her and not even trying to hide her fangs.]

[indiscreet]

Of course she likes it. It's been ages of her denying the fact, of course.

But really, I wish you two happiness.

[vampish_aleera]

You speak as if this were bad.

[primogen_vampirate]

Which part, my darling? Specify.

[vampish_aleera]

The fun part...!

A pity you did not feel such an impulse when you were still flush with life.

[primogen_vampirate]

I hardly think we know each other well enough for you to be making that assumption, my dear.

[vampish_aleera]

[themoralone]

I've learned quickly that threats hardly work on our darling puppetmasters.

Irritating, I know.

[primogen_vampirate]

Considering what she did to me last time I was in play, she should know better. But logic seems to fail. So all that remains are threats.