vvoice test; super nervvous

[toolscar]

So, you'vve finally cavved in an given into my fuckin' irresistible charms. 
I kneww it wwould happen sooner or later.
Only time wwould tell.

Howwevver, you don't havve a fuckin' idea a wwhat yer doin', lass.
An I'm not surprised from a fuckin' lowwlife like yerself.
Yer not evven wworthy enough.

It might wwould help if you, O, I don't knoww, actually kneww wwhat wwas goin' on.
An put me in a "canon point" or wwhatevver it is called or some shite.
But yer bein' too much of a fuckin' twwat to evven do that.
O no.
Let's go ahead an put him in these fuckin' memes.
That's right brill.

WWhatever. Apparently that is too much to fuckin' ask. 
O, an wwe havve a sense of humour here I see wwith the username.

Aye, good bloody showw.
WWell done.

I'm insulted.
Pain me wwith your humour evven more, O almighty fuckin' wwriter of clevverness.
It absolutely wwounds me.

Comments

[preacher_man]

[Excuse him, he's just leveling a gun to your head Dualscar.]

1.2

[toolscar]

<sub>[ NO BUT WWHY.
WWHY.

SEE THIS LOOK OF COWARDICE WHILE IT LASTS. ]</sub>

2.2

[toolscar]

_{[ c...asually raises a hand and redirects the gun elsewhere. ]}

Magnificent.
A fuckin' day I start here an I'm already bein' threatened.

Is there any particular reason for this, lad?

[preacher_man]

I can see your sin. What you've done to your own kind.

[He really is not happy with you Dualscar.]

[caligulas_aquarium]

[D-DUALSCAR...CAN IT REALLY BE...]

wwoww

[toolscar]

_{[ oh good cod he knows that similar text well enough. ]}

You, boy.

_{[ yes.... you boy..... ]}

I'vve already met you.
An find you annoyin' enough.

You may take your leavve noww.

_{[ SHOT. DOWN. ]}

1/?

[caligulas_aquarium]

[thedisciple]

It would serve you to practice a little patience. Show kindness to your mundane instead of insulting them as you have done so.

[toolscar]

_{[ laaaaaadies. ]}

WWell, wwell.
Look wwho wwe havve here.

A course you wwould say somethin' like that.

I believve I can say wwhatevver I please to my wwriter.
You havve no right to try an tell me wwhat to do, lovve.

[motherglubber]

"Irresistible c)(arm."

[toolscar]

_{[ oh no.... ]}

Empress.
This is certainly not expected.
Uh.

WWhat is that look for?

ksjdjkf that is the best username.

[princeofhope]

believve me orphaner
the muns usually dont knoww wwhat theyre doin most of the time
its best to let them try to figure it out on their owwn
maybe givve them a small push or somethin
wwhatevver wworks

HAHHAA i was unsure at first but i guess i like it 8)a

[toolscar]

_{[ more. more of them.
wwhy. ]}

WWhat did I evver do to deservve this besides kill multitudes of wworthless things?
I am beggin'
I am really wwantin' to knoww wwhy.

You are just tryin' to sympathise to kiss me owwn fuckin' arse, boy.
I knoww howw you all are.

Aye, yes.
I ken that they all are right cunts.
WWe don't need to emphasise this again.

[wwhiner]

[Fine does he need to be the one to break the trend?]

go burn in a flaming pit you swwill suckin bottom feeder

[toolscar]

_{[ oh this is refreshing. ]}

WWith pleasure.
WWhat make you such a bloody bastard?
Or are you just havvin' a bad life like all you wee bairns seem to havve?

...... might as well just throw her in here too why not

[wwhitescience]

[Everything

Went over

Her head

She's just starry eyed right now because Hello Manscar.]

give me eridans or give me death. 1.3

[toolscar]

FOR THE LAST FUCKIN' TIME I FUCKIN' HATE ALL OF YOU.
STOP FUCKIN' TALKIN' TO ME.
I AM FISHAPPOINTED IN YOU.
DISAPPOINTED IN YOU I MEAN.
YOU ALL DISAPPOINT ME AN I AM ASHAMED ABOUT EVVERYTHING!

2.3

[toolscar]

done

[toolscar]

Are you the girl Eridan?

c-c-c-combo breaks with pre-Scratch Dualscar? sob what am I doing feel free to ignore me

[all_hope_abandon]

You. Havve got. To be fuckin kiddin me.

[STARE.]

certainly!!! sorry for the wait; school and work took over

[toolscar]

_{[ s....tare back. 8|a ]}

Isn't this interestin'?
I must say. I wwasn't expectin' anythin' like this.

hello 8D

[cherrybombpie]

Irresistible charms, is it?

hey you! <:

[toolscar]

_{[ oh he knows you. 8||||
8|||||| ]}

You a all people wwould knoww that!

I KNOW THIS POST IS OLDER BUT HOLY SHIT BEST USERNAME

[deathvoices]

his grandness gotta interrupt here just to point out.
THAT TITLE YOUR PINK MEATBAG MOTHERFUCKER GAVE A BROTHER IS APPROPRIATELY FUCKING FITTING.

heh heh.

UNSURPRISINGLY, LOOKS LIKE A FISHY FUCK'S LETTING HIMSELF PROCEED TO ALL GET HIS HATEFUL FROWNS ON REGARDING THE MOTHERFUCKING ISSUE.
but i think it's pretty fucking funny.
AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER KNOWS FUNNY.

REALLY i actually like this one more THEY JUST GET BETTER.

[douchescar]

O, ha ha.
VVery funny.

WWe're all fuckin' laughin' here, clowwn.
Sure, a course ye do.
Of all the people I get stuck wwith for a wwriter, I get a funny kid.

I really do not find any of it amusin'.
And ye shouldn't either, you twwat.