dear_mun | Nov. 26th, 2013

Nov. 26th, 2013

It's, uh, supposed to be a hockey pun, right?

That's real cute. [ If by real, you mean not even slightly. But shh. ]

Gotta say, I don't see how you check out all those other versions of me and think, "yeah, I'll go with the one who still has school to worry about." Come on! Did ya see that big doofusy cartoon guy? Talk about right up your alley. Bet he'd love to get out here and do some damage. You got the icons and everything stashed away somewhere.

Maybe you're too set on all this crap. I mean, I see where you're comin' from. I'm way past scarin' easy and I'm like five times less likely to get on your nerves than some 'a me would. [ Casey das rude, the cartoony doofusy you is lovably obnoxious. ] Win-win. You still oughta figure out exactly what trouble you wanna get me into, though.

Crazy as it might seem to someone without my extensive experience, there's a difference between places built on scientific horrors and cities on giant turtles, y'know.

... I pick whatever place gives me my gear.

teacupful

Let me get this straight. Wasn't bad enough you've got dad running around here being all... Hatter-y with the craziness and the killing and the threatening to dice up Lost Boys into fish bait BUT!

But but but, the main reason you brought me into this was so I could be used as a pawn between my dad and Peter Freaking Pan? Do you understand the level of crazy in this, and I'm not even talking about my dad? I know you saw his list of crimes for that game you guys play in. Why would you do this to me? What did I ever do to you?

When I run off to sail with Hook or get John to get me into the war, you'll have no one to blame but yourself and you can bite my ass.

smartie

[ So how about that new episode. ]

I don't expect Finn or Jake to understand it. That's, like, you know... It's stuff that I just have to do sometimes. No one else can do it. I'm sure Finn will understand some day.

[ And if he doesn't, well, that's just how it is. ]

Anyway, you should really think carefully about this junk before you send me to some brand new place. The last game was... okay, [ There is serious sarcasm in her voice here. ] but the least you could do this time is send me somewhere where I won't be totally alone.

deputynayor

Absolutely not! I don't have time for this mun. You've seen the kind of work I do around Megakat City, I'm needed there.

Unless you can manage to get the Swat Kats themselves to show up and tell me I'm needed here than you best just stop right now.

And what about you? Don't you have more than enough to do yourself. Cats Alive you are even off your sleep schedule for this. I won't say anymore, you go do as you need to and let me do what I need to.

most_awkward_human

Again? Really? No, it's not that I don't want to be in the game again, but when you this with tried this with your other Twilight journal, you were over-whelmed with your other muse. We both know that it may happen again,a dn you shouldn't pressure yourself.

[Sighs] Okay fine, I guess I can't talk you out of it. Just... don't pressure yourself, okay? Take it easy. We don't need a repeat of what happened before.

...at least Fluttershy is still there, that's good!

bringinghopewithme

You're right about that place needing hope. Can't say I mind the wait, though. No worries, Sheila. I know how to play the long game.

[man he ain't even reserved yet and he's so angry. Kids and deathmatches? Who thought up this nonsense?]

Speakin' of hope, you'd better be right about them bringin' us back from the dead. Especially if you're takin' away most 'a my powers. My world better not fall with this one.

Keep your head up in there, Sheila. We've both got work to look forward to.

didsomeonesaytrap

Hey, Mun!

That game you want to send me to sounds great! Mysteries, curses, and monsters! It's like everything Crystal Cove has, but even more dangerous! I'll be like Dr. Rick Spartan, a real adventurer with dungeons and tombs that definitely aren't movie props! The gang'll have a blast with this!

…What do you mean the gang isn't coming?

Not even Daphne?

didyounotice

You honestly thought The Cleaner would cooperate with you better than I would?

[a dry, humorless laugh.] Kid, that man would go to hell and back for the Master easy-- but for you? I'm surprised he even gave you the time of day way back when. My point is, you haven't got him in a game anymore, and without that, he's gonna keep his trap shut up tight.

I, on the other hand, haven't gotten to speak this much in a couple decades. So I'll be sticking around, thanks.

...And, in any case. It's still much better in here than with those limp-dicked idiots in you-know-who's head. The rest of the Syndicate can go fuck themselves, for all I care, so long as you gimme some wiggle room every once in a while. You're a girl, too. You understand the whole personal space thing, right? Right.

hawkattack

Mun-dono,

Though I am a supporter of finishing your preparations early, you still have some time. It has not yet been a month and a half. And given your intimate knowledge of the schedule for that game, it isn't as if you have to worry about an event suddenly appearing and surprising you.

... A what event is planned for December? Shadow, as in the Jungian concept? ... I see. And you want me to participate in this why?

... Laughter is not an adequate answer, mun-dono.

- Prosecutor Blackquill

[[ooc; Spoilers possible in comments, considering he's post-game.]]

inthemoon

Oh, now you remember me. I'd be hurt if I didn't know how busy you'd been.

Yes, I do watch. You remember that, don't you? For the longest time, that was all I could do. Until Pitch. And then that went bad, too..

Anyway. Maybe we can.. do something with memes or.. or something? It would be nice to stretch my legs again a little bit. It's sort of lonely in the place you keep me. You do it on purpose, don't you?

flarefor_beauty

A tower filled with monsters and deranged Admins? Whatever made you think that I wish to inhabit a place like that? Have you taken leave of your senses? What beauty can I find within a dingy, dark tower? I trust I can take my Pokémon with me. [Nope. He's far from happy.]

What of Team Flare? Who will lead them to greatness once you have snatched me away to this tower? Tch. You fool.

wolftamer

I…I am honored by your choice. It is…special. However. I am displeased with your decision to take me from Polotsk. From my prince and my beloved son. If you want to send a person to one of these tournaments…games? If you do, best ask Vseslav. He is far more suited to your games than I. Do you not enjoy the sorcery kind? I am only a tamer of beasts, Lady Mundane. I cannot destroy armies in the same manner and ferocity as Vseslav.

I thank you for listening.

[ ooc: OC princess of ancient Polotsk, Belarus. Wife to Prince Vseslav of Polotsk, known as Vseslav the Sorcerer -- rumored to be a werewolf. OC is a beast tamer -- all animals reign in their animosity in her presence (that is for were-creatures, those more animal than human). ]

neverwavering

...who is this Junko Enoshima and why are you excited at the two of us finally interacting?

Is there something I should be aware of 'cause if you're setting me up to be screwed yet again, you can shove it where the sun doesn't shine.

That is all.

ninja_archaeologist

How did I manage to get stuck into the back of a block!?

warriorprince

This is infuriating. You know what I am, you cannot keep me here.

[huff]

No matter. I'm older than your mind could even begin to comprehend, and I am patient. You will rot away to dust and ash before I take commands from you, you understand.

[michael, i know you, you only have patience when it's a plan you laid. being under someone else's thumb, not so much. after all, we're here, aren't we?]

I have important business to attend to and it does not involve being your plaything.

malevolentmotorcycle

Are you kidding me?

No. I have enough scrap on my plate at home. I am not here to cater to some pathetic human's idea of fun. Find another toy to play with.

[...]

Of course it wouldn't be a break! You're sending me to an interdimensional funhouse because you think he's going to be there! And I don't need a break, I need Prime and the Decepticons out of my way. Can you get me that, mundane?

[...]

...My t-cog? [And suddenly her demeanor changes from resentful to business-like.] Fine. I'm listening.

sassbuckler

Oh aye, lass, I've been talking for quite some time now. It'd help a bit if you actually listened, between all the attention you give that old Spaniard o'yours.

[He's Italian, Edward. And that "old man" is a Mentor and could kick your ass.]

I'll believe it when I see it. As far as I can tell, he's still a crazy old coot.

Now, about this whole idea of workin' together. Far as I can tell, you're not the kind to carry coin on you, an' I don't exactly do things for free. [There may or may not be a beat as he considers his options.] Seems we're at an impasse.

Until you can offer somethin' substantial, I'm not interested. You can bark all you like, lass, but coin is what gets my attention. Remember that.

ruby_roses

Okay... Cat fingers are adorable and all but... I definitely think Blake should just stick to the cute kitty ears~!

timeforgotten

( what even is spoilers, man )

bowtiesandfezzes

No idea what you expect me to say, honestly. There's just not much to say that hasn't been said.

...Glad you liked it, though.

belialedge

Would you cut that shit out already? This whole thing is all filler in the first place! And based off her joke ending...

[except they replaced Makoto with him and added better weight to future canon events. right, Ragna?

aggravated sigh]

Weren't you supposed to be somewhere over an hour ago?

fuckthemancers

No. I'm not interested.

If you want me to be specific, I'm not interested in the ideas you and those in charge have for us, and I'm not interested in being "Zia bait".

[Seriously, that's what you're calling him, mun? Sigh.]

We've been through it once already, and that's more than enough for anyone. Kid is going to stay utterly silent, and Rucks... won't. [Goddammit Rucks, he is ~~the one person in all the world~~ not interested in your narration.] We aren't going to talk about how I'm feeling. No, I don't care if that is "unhealthy". It would be appreciated if you did not talk about my smoking, either.

[He needs something to keep him from just giving up again, alright?]

Just stop trying to find Zia. At least one of us should stay safe and free from the mess you have planned.

pink_spider

No, I'm not angry. It's just that if I hear the word "Herondale" one more time, I might explode. You know what that's like.

Also, I don't appreciate you referring to my canon point as "before I royally fucked up."

butgrandfather

I was waiting for this! I knew those specials would have you letting me back out.

I miss it, you know, Teleios. It's not exactly the sort of place where I'd like to stay permanently, of course, but I do miss Grandfather and his bow ties and friends and -- oh, all of it! Even the bad parts.

But I suppose that's how it always is, isn't it? The bad parts never seem quite as bad, looking back -- I even miss Attar in a funny sort of way. Not that he was bad, exactly, but he wasn't all that good either, was he?

....

Where am I going with this? Well....well, I'm not entirely sure. I suppose it's just nice to reminisce sometimes.

We'll be back one day, though; I know we will. You said it yourself. Until then, there are other things to do. Like those memes -- little adventures all their own, each of them!

Oh, it's exciting just thinking about it! What do you say?

likehim_likeme

Do you think sending me to that place will change anything? You may send me as far from Paris as I may go, and all I will leave behind is the scandal born of my own choices. It will remain as I told him; however pure a soul is, I will corrupt it.

I could call it the manifestation of the sin of my birth; I could lay it all at Mother's feet for making me what I am. Yet it all comes down to my choices, does it not?

journeytothebest

Wait, wait, waitaminnit!

You're saying that there's some pretty boy in that show pretending to be me?! Ha, what a laugh! You're a pretty crappy Monkey King if all you've got is a tail--

--wait, what do you mean his staff also turns into nunchuck-shotguns?!

Okay, okay, that's pretty neat. I'll give the kid that, but there's still only one Sun Wukong here! Imitators need not apply!

remained

Best— [ a pause, as he clears his throat ] —best to leave things where they are.

tricksterofasgard

You see me pleased, mundane. Not just did you find a suitable place for me to dwell, no, you actually found me a place in which Thor's little girlfriend believes my every word. Foolish woman. But Thor's taste in women has always been... Questionable. At least they appear to be a decent match.

Now if you will excuse me, I shall make this stay worth my while.

justsomething

As you are not a small child, or in need of a governess, I fail to see the reasoning behind my presence here.

fezandbowtie

Munnie,

Cheer up, cheer up. Yes, you have examinations coming up, but doesn't that mean that it's now or never to play? Besides, if I'm thinking correctly, you have about two weeks...and considering it's the "Thanksgiving" holiday where you're from...you can spend a few days having some fun, right? There's also that snowstorm, yes? So, what more could you be doing?

You know, you're always so busy...you should really be a bit more carefree. An adventure would be just what you need. No, I don't mean a day trip where you travel by bus...you need the TARDIS if you want to go in real style. A real adventure!

If anything, you could at least answer those tag...tag thingies? It's been days! At least be prompt about those. I'm not asking for much!
I'm not telling you to do anything extremely hard, am I?

Current Mood: bored

mapsincolor

Mun dear, it's mid-season sweeps. We've got to find something new! I can't keep re-running interviews about Blue Rose's album or Barnaby's hair. If you think I got the ratings this high just to watch them slip, you have another thing coming!

Villains! That's what HeroTV REALLY needs! Somebody INTERESTING...

Current Mood: busy

simple_tailor

Mun. You don't mind if I call you mun, do you?

Good. We need to have a talk. I really must protest being taken from the station at such a crucial time.

There's a war on, and I simply don't have time to indulge in these little games of yours.

snehjerte

It's finally opening night!!

We've been waiting months for this, mun! I'm so excited, I just-- Of course this means you're bringing me somewhere, right? And you know when I say "somewhere," I'm hoping that there's soup, roast, and ice cream there. And my sister will have to be there, too. Hah! Imagine bringing me someplace where I can't talk to my sister! [Hahahaha... Laugh it up, Anna. Laugh it up.]

Oh, mun, I can't wait to meet everyone! This is-- This'll be so nice!

reborntrickster

Finally Mun!

This took you long enough you know. You can't always keep me locked up in here and keep me busy with that Stark phone or all these other weird... beings.... I mean what's with that pink flying mouse?

[He certainly is not happy. Especially because the connection of that phone was better before.]

You made this account weeks ago and now you finally see it fit to let me talk? Good thing you finally stopped ignoring me at last. You're worse than Leah.

heartlessknave

You know, lady, when I said I wanted to do something instead of sitting around in your head, this is not exactly what I meant.

You haven't even thought this through, have you? You're setting me up for heartbreak and possible murder and you know what? I BLOODY ALREADY WENT THROUGH THAT.

Maybe not the murder part but there was attempted murder. Plus the stoning.

I'm starting to think Wonderland - hell, even Neverland'd be a better place than in your head.

privatematter

If you have to worry that you're not playing an asshole with enough conviction, that's probably when you should stop trying to play an asshole. Seriously, I know you love us? But if you don't put your heart in it, we're not for you.

... don't even talk to me about Nate. You wouldn't be able to play him either. That was someone else! Yeah, yeah, I can be talkative. Drum up some interest. Get people looking my way. Figuratively speaking, it's not like I can tell when people look directly at me. Did you know you can hear when eyes roll?

[ No you can't Shannon ]

Of course you can. It's in the tone of voice, the way people shift when they don't give you a straight answer. You don't have to see to know what there is to see. I see plenty. You getting all hopped up on nothing, for one thing. Calm down. Let your inner douche take over. Just say what you think and mean what you say.

Not so hard, right?

rebelwithoutaface

You know, it just occurred to me that as I am talking to the one literally in charge of my every thought, I can do whatever I want and completely legitimately blame it all on you. A billion years of sapient species struggling to grasp right and wrong... And I just found the golden ticket.

[Smacking a fist into his palm, he nods in confirmation.]

The only question to worry about is should I do first? Oh, I'm like a felonious child in some sort of criminal candy store!

wipeitclean

[She regards her mun icily] Mundane - I will not call you 'mun', this name fits you far better - before you can do what you are considering, you should really work on that back story. Just because you can't use 'created by aliens in a parallel universe' as the back story and make it fit and acceptable doesn't mean you should settle on your first one that you can come up with.

It's not believable, and cheese from Switzerland has less holes in it.

[Then it changes into a grin, turning her ice-cold face into something bright, sunny, and almost angelic.] But we had fun last time, until the end bit. Sort out the plot and you'll be just fine.

Be quick though, I have an ant farm to shake.

agenthacksalot

So, that wasn't what you were expecting. Hey, it wasn't what I was expecting either. But it all seemed to work out.

I kinda think May's a little cooler now.

Don't be ready to believe everything is the way you think it is, right? This is Shield we're dealing with after all. Expect the unexpected, or something like that.

leveilleur

Quite the busy one, aren't you?

[ if there's one thing that Alphinaud does right, it's taking things in a graceful stride. Unlike most who would easily banter with their new "companions", Alphinaud chosen to do the opposite. ]

Pace yourself. Burning the midnight oil shan't grant you any success. Haven't you forsaken rest long enough? A quiet slumber is in order but I shan't be the one to force you to bed. If anything, I humbly request that you do.

[ he chuckles lightly. ]

Although, if you refuse to seek rest I suppose we could continue with our work. There's much to be done and not nearly enough time to do it. Cid shall need our assistance soon enough.

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officerbb

Trying this again are we?

patriotsprodigy

So you decided to play me in a game again? I'm sure Hal won't approve of me being involved in a war but I wouldn't mind getting a good look at the kind of technology they have in their time. And Raiden is there so I'll be safe.

Not sure I really like the idea of my weapon being a gun though. Can't you think of something that's, you know, useful to me? Maybe the Mark III? It can be used to defend me and is a useful tool besides.

I think we have issues.

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