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[teacupful]

Let me get this straight. Wasn't bad enough you've got dad running around here being all... Hatter-y with the craziness and the killing and the threatening to dice up Lost Boys into fish bait BUT!

But but but, the main reason you brought me into this was so I could be used as a pawn between my dad and Peter Freaking Pan? Do you understand the level of crazy in this, and I'm not even talking about my dad? I know you saw his list of crimes for that game you guys play in. Why would you do this to me? What did I ever do to you?

When I run off to sail with Hook or get John to get me into the war, you'll have no one to blame but yourself and you can bite my ass.

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[notyour_leverage]

Pan is after you? Because you're Hatter's daughter. Would you like some tea? Or something stronger? I think I need a drink.

[teacupful]

Because dad has something he wants from what I get. I'm just... what's the term? Collateral damage? Yeah, that's all I am. A device to be used, abused, abandoned, dead. Whatever.


You know, that sounds perfect. The drink not the tea. Or both.

[notyour_leverage]

I doubt your father sees you that way, given that he's put considerable effort into hiding you from us. Not that I blame him.

A good friend of mine took the drink with her tea, you remind me of her a little bit. Will brandy suffice or shall I break out the good whiskey?

[teacupful]

I meant to Pan. From everything I understand I could be a nice vase for it all it matters, just so long as I matter to my dad.

Tea can always use a kick, and tea is never wrong. Whiskey sounds so good, I admit.

[notyour_leverage]

Whiskey it is. Would you mind pouring the tea?

And Pan... you are not completely incorrect in your analysis of him.

[anenglishgentleman]

...Hatter's daughter fighting for the enemy? Now I've heard everything.

[teacupful]

It was a threat. I just... No, I don't want to work for him. I just am cranky with the mundane. I mean, really. Who goes by that name and then puts me out there just to be a Pan pawn?

[anenglishgentleman]

Work for Pan? No you should not work for Pan. Stay far away from him. I was more referring to you finding me and joining our war effort. I could find a good spot for you if you wanted. How's your sword work?

[teacupful]

No. I don't want to work for Pan. I don't want to be a pirate. For most of my life? I wanted to be homecoming queen and that was most of my concern. Now though my entire life is changing and what I know now?

I definitely don't want to be, as I've heard, "screaming his name". Please. If my choices are that or you, you're the lesser of evils.

Fair to middling. I did hand to hand for athletics, I've handled firearms. My mundane says eventually I'm kind of a hands on girl, where the bodies hit the floor before they know I was there.

[anenglishgentleman]

You would make a good Queen. I think your Aunts would agree with me.

Pan said that? You needn't worry about him. We'll sort him out. No one will touch you.

While I'm thrilled that I'm the lesser of two evils, I am not certain your story is leading you to join the Guard here on the border. You might actually fare better with Jane in the Citadel.

[belthebutterfly]

Being used as a pawn sucks, you should kick them both repeatedly.

[teacupful]

I was thinking pellet gun and them in a small space, but kicking works.

[belthebutterfly]

Oooh. Pellet gun is even better.

Also hi I'm Bel.

[teacupful]

I'm Darby, and the pleasure's mine.

Oh, what about those bean bag guns they use for crowd control?

[belthebutterfly]

Those bean bag guns are fantastic and I like the way you think.

My elfboy is making me a specialized kind of crossbow for some of our hunting.

[anetonman]

You'll make an excellent pirate Queen. Come join Uncle Hook and Uncle Mike.

[teacupful]

Such a temptation! Though can you imagine the fights that would ... Of course you can. It's part of the fun, isn't it?

[anetonman]

It absolutely is part of the fun!

[teacupful]

Wicked man! Horrible. No really.

You're not buying I'm offended, are you?

[anetonman]

Not in the slightest, my dear.

You know you'll have the best time with us on the Jolly Roger. We'll even take you to the one marketplace that's run by the people with no noses.

[keeperalice]

There's other options besides Hook or John, my dear. You could come see me and we'll be happy to show you around.

[teacupful]

Apparently there's a lot of options. In the end, I disappoint someone. I just want... Okay, pretty much everything. I want the hat, too.

Also, we?

[keeperalice]

I highly doubt any of us will be disappointed except for Pan and no one cares iif he's disappointed. It's just a gift knowing that you exist, everything and the hat you can probably have, it might just take a little time.

I have a brother.

[teacupful]

He can jump in a lake. A deep one. Is there a bottomless lake? I'm all for that one.

Ah. I've been told I'm an only child. Because of reasons. Yeah my world's reasons usually aren't good for me.

[keeperalice]

I think there is one, but I'm not sure where it is. I could ask my uncle James, he would know.

I don't know who my parents are, I just know that my brother and I are special and that sets us apart and keeps us from living like everyone else.