dear_mun | Entries tagged with canon: swat kats

Wait wait wait. Hold the phone. You sayin' I might actually get to come out of retirement?

That's some of the best news I've ever heard. That ties with an all day Scaredy Cat marathon! I can't wait to see how this goes. You're going to bust out that wallet, right? I mean, you get something for it and you get more of the ol' Swat Kats if it all goes well. You got nothin' ta lose.

Now, if you excuse me. I got some working out to do. Gotta stay in top shape if I'm gonna be piloting the TurboKat again, ya know?

deputy_mayor

Are you actually going to go through with it this time? I've got a lot of work to do. Someone's got to make sure the city keeps running, Mayor Manx hasn't done paperwork in years.

lt_felina

Well it's about time, Mun. I'm glad to be on the job and you know I won't let you down. Just keep your end of the bargain and we'll come out on top! You've got the best pilot in the Enforcers on your side!

I'm looking forward to stretching my claws a little, and we'll see what we can do.

deputynayor

Absolutely not! I don't have time for this mun. You've seen the kind of work I do around Megakat City, I'm needed there.

Unless you can manage to get the Swat Kats themselves to show up and tell me I'm needed here than you best just stop right now.

And what about you? Don't you have more than enough to do yourself. Cats Alive you are even off your sleep schedule for this. I won't say anymore, you go do as you need to and let me do what I need to.

enforcernomore

No Mun, this isn't something I can just get over like it's nothing and I don't see where you get off being amused. Where do people get off getting on our cases about our citizen protection unit...yeah we can't really call it a police force, when they won't either help us out or even set up some kind of legal system to define what is and isn't against the law?

As it is now we don't even have fifteen members, we're about to lose at least one of our heads, and one of our commanders is in a serious situation and can't work. And if we went off of just being able to arrest people for things not legal back home then most of Paradise would be behind bars for one thing or another and we'd be the bad guys for making these calls without the majority.

It just makes me mad. If someone's got a problem with things in the city, change them, don't gripe about the people already trying to change them because you think they're not good enough. I just needed to get that off my chest.

chancefurlong

Well this is just great. Who did you think would recognize me anyway? At least someone around here has things right with a tag. Still, no wingcat, and then I have to deal with a bunch of mad cats. Scratch that, they probably think I'm the crazy one.

At least I've got the TurboKat.
And no Commander Feral in sight.

enforcernomore

You know Mun, I'm perfectly fine with you wanting to play me again, since it gets pretty dull just sitting around.

But I'd kinda like a fresh start with my arm back if you don't mind. I kinda need it.

metal_moll

Homeless?

Yeah? So?

Look, lady, I ain't in no hurry to get dropped into some place where I gotta play nice with a buncha shaved monkeys. I like terrorizin' Megakat city. Keeps things from gettin' borin' ya know?

Anyways, lay off the ideas. Not that ya even got an idea where ta send me but I'm bettin' that won't keep for long.

So lay off. Go play wit the rabbit and leave me to robbin' and lootin', alright?

eromonrecrofen

So let me get this all straight mun. First you apped me to that one game with digimon. You had me try to go good, then went evil. I cut off a guys hands and, if I do say so myself, caused a lot of trouble for the local law enforcement. Then you were planning on killing me off.

The next game you sent me too I fell in love, was trapped in a sex house, and died giving a very sappy "I'm sorry" speech. Then that fell through and I vanished.

And then you put me in a box and haven't even looked back. Now, on Christmas Day for Kat's sake, you think of putting me in another sex game? With my only company from back home being the goodie two kat version of me? As far as gifts go, this one sucks.

Though the thought of freedom again is a nice one. And you need an actual man there anyway. Even if I am a Kat. Fine. I won't return this gift just yet. I'll give it a try but mark my words. If I don't like it there I'll make sure to go down with a bang. And you know I will. I've died before. It really isn't all that bad. So don't push it. Get to writing the app soon. I'm not the most patient Kat in the world.

Just be glad I'm not Dark Kat.

Signed,

Dark Jake "Razor" Clawson

Wishing you a horrible and explosion filled Christmas.

sure_shot

Not gonna lie, Mun. The idea of flying solo isn't really all that appealing to me. That, and I don't think T-bone would appreciate me runnin' off and having adventures without him, even if it is against my will. The space ship thing is pretty cool, but if it means that Megakat City, not to mention the entire world are destroyed, you can count me out.

...Somehow, I'm getting the feeling that you're not gonna give me any say in the matter.

deputy_mayor

Are you finished yet? I'm glad you decided to play me again, but I do have work to do. ~~And you don't have to go posting in that place again.~~

enforcernomore

I guess some things just don't change with you, huh Mun?

I don't mind you wanting to take me to a game or anything as long as there's something to do. I don't know about going somewhere with an evil me I haven't met yet though. Whatever works though.

Dear Mun . . .

I think we have issues.

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