dear_mun | Entries tagged with canon: scooby doo

Like nuh-uh, no way, man!

Why can't you find a game set in a locked all-you-can-eat buffet? Or keep me locked in a pizza place? Most of these places give me the creeps! Isn't there just one where I don't get experimented on or won't get like, abducted by aliens?

Haha, I figured. At least send me somewhere I don't have to starve. Actually, can you like, think me up a buffet first?

fauxllergies

What're you getting all nervous about, mun? We should be celebrating! We're striking out on our own, meeting new people and-- uh... what else are we doing?

Playing games? That's a little... don't worry about it, I can get excited about games! Long as they're not like those crummy boardgames my parents play; I still don't get what's so interesting about a dice that tells you to lick hair...

Huh? That's not what those dice are supposed to say? Then what are they supposed to say, oh wise mun? Come on, don't get all quiet on me now!

didsomeonesaytrap

Hey, Mun!

That game you want to send me to sounds great! Mysteries, curses, and monsters! It's like everything Crystal Cove has, but even more dangerous! I'll be like Dr. Rick Spartan, a real adventurer with dungeons and tombs that definitely aren't movie props! The gang'll have a blast with this!

…What do you mean the gang isn't coming?

Not even Daphne?

freakymayor

Well jumping juniper trees, mundane! I'm glad that whatever it is that transpired between me and my Fred in canon just now touched your heart or "feel ups" or whatever you call it.

But I really don't get it: what's this schlock about my "better half", and it being related to Freddy? Falling froglegs, I don't have a better half: I'm good all around! No need for halves at all! And the thing about it being suspended in a time/space limbo sounds awfully reminiscant of keeping me in that head space of yours, which you have been doing for the longest time without giving me opportunities to go back out, I might add! You'd better get to work on trying to find something productive to do. And if I ever see Freddy, we'll be sure to make him do the same!

And then there's all this about me not being so much of a monster after all because there was a reason for my supposed heartlessness. You're comparing me to some Cora character, when previously you compared me to some dame named Gothel. What's that about? ........ What d'you mean Cora was compared to Gothel too? Hollering horseradish, mun, you're making less and less sense to me now!

freakymayor

Okay, so I want to advance my political career and get votes from the people around here in order to make me mayor of this place or get me into a game, so I ask you for help.

So now what's this you keep telling me about making promises to "save Big Bird" or something? How will that boost my popularity and help my campaign? How do I know these promises won't be empty? And who even is this Big Bird? Is that a monster? A freak of nature that I have to "save" and bring to Crystal Cove? If so, then I ought to do that before Halloween rolls around in just three days! That's the single best day for boosting tourism of my town! Of course, that can only happen if you let me go BACK to Crystal Cove at all!

Honestly, if I don't get anywhere with this, this whole thing is going to drive me completely crackers!

freakymayor

I realize that in the past, I made decisions that were...unpopular. My Mun has told me that if I want to remain in power, I have to start considering the people's needs more than my own wants. And I say I'll do that...after I get something I really want! And what I want is to be accepted into one of these games so that I can find a good career in which I can serve my fellow man the best way I can. Preferably a game with lots of supernatural happenings, a healthy amount of drama, and a bunch of people getting scared, sad, or worried over what's going on. Y'know, so that I can step in to help them! Oh, and a stable economy would be nice for this place too.

It's a "help me help you" thing I'm getting at here. *chuckles* What do you say, huh? Anyone currently in a game want to cast their vote for Fred Jones?

Current Mood: accomplished

freakymayor

Now...can someone please tell me what it is that I'm supposed to do? Where do I go? Who do I see? How do I use this thing? Are there any deals I have to make? Is there anything scary going on that needs my attention? Are there enemies that I must take care of? Is this all part of someone's delusion? Dang it, it's important for a mayor to have this sort of knowledge, so I demand answers!

Current Mood: aggravated

foreverlovestruck

Okay, so, I know you're seriously nervous about this, but just calm down, okay? I mean, what are the odds you suck at playing me that much? ...Okay, yeah, that was the wrong thing to say, but you know what I mean. You probably won't be too awful.

There. So, just... cheer up, okay?

snarkydebunker

You really think you'll manage to get through the entire series this weekend and still have time to app me to a game? That's 35 current episodes, clocking in at around 23 minutes a piece. That's 805 minutes in total, which is 13 hours and 41 minutes.

You're not going to watch 13 hours and 41 minutes of canon, mun, don't even say you will.

hex_girl

Come on, after all this time don't you think I've waited enough?

There's a show to put on, I need to get out there.

And don't think I didn't see you throw that plastic away! We're going to talk about recycling later!

Dear Mun . . .

I think we have issues.

Entries tagged with canon: scooby doo

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I just don't think I get you, Mun.

I'm baaaack

Okay, I'm here.

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Mun IS going to watch all of Scooby Doo: Mystery Inc if it kills her

I don't know, I'm sorry...Canon is Scooby Doo animated movies

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