gin_sanOi.
Ooooiiii.
Are you listening, Mun-chan? Are you really, really listening?
You are, huh? That's good, 'cuz I've got something real important that I gotta ask you.
WHY'D YOU THINK IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO MAKE ME AN ACCOUNT WHEN YOU ONLY BOTHERED TO GIVE ME FIVE ICONS, HUH? You went and made 30 just the other day for H*take K*k*shi and that guy already has over 150! He's not even the main character of N*ruto! I'm in every episode of Gintama and I only get five? Five? That's not even enough to take up all the space in the most basic account setting!
Are you saying Gin-san isn't as handsome as the C*py N*nja? Do I need to wear a mask to make myself more charming?
Maybe I should quit Gintama and join the cast of N*ruto, huh. I bet they make tons of money and have their own personal assistants and dressing rooms and everything, those bastards. They're probably taking up all the budget from TV Tokyo which is why Sunrise never has any money to give us and Gin-san has to do dumb things like talk for five minutes straight without a script to take up time so the production team doesn't have to animate that part--
Wait a minute.
WAIT. A. MINUTE.
You didn't even MAKE these icons! You just went and found them at some icon site! All the other JUMP characters in your head have icons that you made just for them, but Gin-san doesn't get even one?? Is my existence so insignificant that I don't even deserve to have you spend a lot of time making icons to represent me? Am I so meaningless that I have to use some pre-made icons, and only just five??
Oh, this is bad, ne. This is really, really bad. Gin-san is having an existential crisis, now.
I can fire you, right? I won't be stuck with you forever, right? Right?