dear_mun | Muse won't lighten up...

Hahahahahaha~!

Sorry Twilight, but I gotta agree with your mun on this one!

Cannibalism is hardly a topic to joke about Rainbow Dash.

[She's such a sourpuss]

It's not like they really did that! And it's not like it's being encouraged.

I know that! It's just...humans are naturally omnivorous, and I was dangerously close to actually eating one of those hamburger things.

I know things work differently in the human worlds than in Equestria, but it still isn't comforting knowing I could have taken a bite out of what's essentially Daisy Joe.

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But you didn't, right? So, there's nothing to worry about!

There are humans who are vegetarians, or eat weird food called tofu.

I didn't, and I think the human version of Fluttershy is vegetarian, since my mun told me they also serve soy burgers at schools in attention to those...other ones.

It's just so unnerving to think about, can you imagine if you found out you ate somepony and didn't find out until way after?

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[Laughing. Just hysterical laughing and finger pointing.]

Of course you would laugh...probably for multiple reasons.

Well, of course there are multiple reasons!

A) I find your suffering incredibly enjoyable and intoxicating.

B) I get another glimpse passed your "adorable" goody two-shoes act and into your disturbed mind.

C) More weaknesses I can exploit if I need to. Always important.

D) Your suffering is incredibly enjoyable and deeply intoxicating!

...Okay first off, A and D are exactly the same!

And second, it's hardly any great exploitable secret I don't eat meat, I am still a pony after all.

And thirdly, I do NOT have a disturbed mind.

I know! I really enjoy your pain. We humans call it "schadenfreude".

Are you kidding? You're a horse stuck in the body of a mutated teenage girl. And you enjoyed eating human flesh. Insane tendencies are inevitable.

I know what schadenfreude means. It isn't just a human word you know.

And I do NOT enjoy eating- never mind, I don't even know why I'm talking to you about this.

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Getting on plane, be back soon!

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Okie dokie

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Horse meat?

Okay that's just mean. I may be a predator but after watching the "Neverending Story", I just really don't have it in me to eat a horse.

At least you're used to eating meat though.

Most ponies would never even consider touching meat, much less eat it.

Yeah well, herbivores wouldn't exist without carnivores and carnivores not without herbivores.

Funny how that is.

Don't feel bad about that though. It's okay if you eat meat as a human, like, as long as it's not horse because cows and chickens are far enough away from ponies and stuff.

That's true, nature doesn't really discriminate with that kind of thing.

I...know and talked to some cows before, I wouldn't feel comfortable eating something from them either.

Too much like yourself, huh?

I can -only- eat meat. Sometimes milk and cheeses and eggs but mostly meat.

I don't have anything against creatures who eat meat, heck Equestira has been at peace with the Griffon Kingdom for centuries, and you can take a guess what their favorite food used to be.

But all the same I wouldn't feel comfortable biting down on something I know used to have a pulse.

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[Excuse him while he tries not to get sick over here.]

[Join the club]

Good heavens, how could anyone eat...? [He can't even bring himself to speak the words.]

I was unaware that some (assuredly barbaric) cultures consumed... that.

I was just as surprised as you.

But to be fair, it wouldn't be the first time I've heard of a species devouring equine flesh.
[Of course she's only heard it in ancient history.]

[And then mun had a derp moment because she forgot until just now that horse is in fact commonly eaten in Japan. Still.

Kazegami shakes his head and pulls out his hairpin to fan his face with it.]

Yes, sadly it isn't uncommon... Oh, but I suppose this is how my brothers feel about beef and pork. Humans can be so barbaric at times. I can't even look at red meat without feeling at least somewhat faint.

My dear, you have my deepest sympathies, your mundane has a very crude sense of humor, it seems.

It could be worse, but thank you, meat of any kind isn't a subject I'm comfortable with either.

My name is Twilight Sparkle, what's yours?