I caved. canon is kagerou project

[yuukei]

Hey, Mundane-san? You said there would be food if I decided to do this, right? You're gonna take me out for food, right?

Oh! Takane's here too? Do you think we'll see each other soon?

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oh my god

[illtellthechairman]

( sooner than you think. )

Is food all you think about?

( takane tosses a plastic bag over to him. there's a sandwhich inside! it seems she's come...prepared? we guess. )

Why're you here, anyway? ( that's...not a very smart question, but considering she hasn't been here before, either... )

[yuukei]

Takane!

[ GIVE ME THE SANDWICH--- scarfs it down. ]

Well this person called a "Mundane" said she picked me out for something? And then I was here? Where are we, anyway? It doesn't look like the school...

[illtellthechairman]

So that's what happened...

I don't know where we are, honestly. My mun won't talk to me. Or well, she did. She said she was watching a video.

[yuukei]

Your mun? She brought you here too? Oh- Hold on--

So there are different people all named "Mundane" here?

[illtellthechairman]

I think "Mundane" is more of a title than anything.

[yuukei]

I get it!

It's like how Sensei is Sensei but there are other senseis at school, right?

[illtellthechairman]

Yeah, kind of.

[yuukei]

What do you think they're trying to do by bringing us here, Takane?

[illtellthechairman]

Why don't you ask them?

[yuukei]

Okay!

[yuukei]

She says she's bored.

I don't get it.

[illtellthechairman]

Well, is there anything she wants you to do?

[yuukei]

Uh... "strike pain and suffering into Takane's heart."

I'm not sure what that means but it doesn't sound good.

[illtellthechairman]

... ( she wants to yell at haruka's mun, but that's impossible. let's instead find motives. )

...How? Why?

what fourth wall

[yuukei]

"By killing all of your friends."

She won't tell me why though! Why would I do that in the first place? Muns are so weird!

[sceyence]

That was quick. Can't keep you two apart for a second.

[yuukei]

Oh! Sensei! What are you doing here?

Takane found me pretty quickly!

[sceyence]

Ah. Just...

[Dealing with being put in games? Having the worst birthdays ever?]

Nothin' much. Same as always. What about you, Haruka? Settling in?

[yuukei]

It's been pretty calm, but I'm still confused about all this "mun" and "mundane" business...

What's your relationship with your "mundane" like, sensei?

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[sceyence]

My mun?

Well... I have to remind him to study a lot, for starters. Makes too much trouble. Also finds a way to have me take on more work, especially when I don't want to, and he makes mean-spirited remarks about me in his narration every chance he gets.

It's basically like...

[sceyence]

[Kenjirou thinks, stops, and slyly looks at that thread with Takane up there. She's not looking, is she?]

[yuukei]

[ Basically like????????

He's staring at you. No attention going anywhere else, nope! ]