On mun's crack conversation with friends

[betterthanpanty]

......Let me make sure I have this perfectly straight:

You two morons have it in your heads that I in my "obsession" with rules would make a perfect match for a symmetry-obsessed demon killer named....eh, Death the Kid, was it?

The name matters not - but I will say this: YOU ARE OUT OF YOUR EVER-LOVING MINDS. ALL OF YOU.

I am not "obsessed" with rules.

[...Scanty, have you met yourself?]

I prefer things orderly and I enjoy tyrannical rule. That is quite different!

[Except it isn't.]

And in case it's escaped your notice, I'll remind you: I am a Demon! Even if I were to entertain the idea of a relationship with this random boy, we'd spend half the time killing each other! I don't particularly care for that idea!

[Sure you do! You both have obsessions that border on compulsive disorder, you both wield dual pistols, you're perfect for each other!]

.....WE MOST CERTAINLY ARE NOT.

Besides, 'kids' aren't my thing. I'm into men thank you very much!

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[strongestcoward]

...

You definitely would not get along with Little Brother.

[betterthanpanty]

[She blinks, registering the information.]

...little...brother?

[After a minute she laughs.]

Looks like we have more in common than one would think - so how does a Demon God come to have a little brother named "Death the Kid"?

[strongestcoward]

By sharing a father named 'Death' and having the baby brother be heavily favoured.

[Not that he's bitter or anything.

No. Not bitter at all.]

[betterthanpanty]

[Yeah, Scanty's picking up on that lack of bitterness.]

So...wait...does that mean that your father is literally "Death" or that just happens to be his name?

[Her eyes widen a bit as something occurs to her, she smiles softly and shakes her head a little.]

Well, not that it matters anyway. From what I hear, he's nothing impressive - not in comparison to you anyway.

[...she might be ego stroking a little bit.]

[strongestcoward]

Watch your tongue, woman.

[Stroking his ego is usually a good idea. But on this particular topic, he can be a bit touchy.]

They both may be shitty gods that I despise, but they are gods and we three are moulded from the same material and you are not. Even if I wipe my feet on them, they are my family and you should fear them terribly for that if nothing else.

[He's weird like that.]

[betterthanpanty]

[Scanty pouts - there's no way to win with this man, is there?]

Begging your pardon, Lord Asura - I meant no offense.

But it is indeed only natural for a Demon to hold more reverence for a Demon God, no? I never said I lacked reverence for the other two.

...I'm just not thrilled that my mun thinks me compatible with the youngest...especially when he seems so crippled by the slightest lack of symmetry...

[I mean, seriously - the guy broke out into a massive nosebleed over the subject!]

[strongestcoward]

[Absolutely no way to win ever.]

Humph.

Anyway, in every possible way he is mentally lacking, yes. But he is at least good looking, if immature.

[What with looking like a younger Asura in a lot of ways.]

[betterthanpanty]

Well, certainly! If he's a brother of yours, why wouldn't he be attractive?

[Shameless Scanty is shameless.]

[onlyequalizer]

Isn't the basis of most relationships based on conflict.

[betterthanpanty]

Opposites, perhaps. But all-out complete conflict? That makes absolutely no sense!

[onlyequalizer]

Unlike with magnets, opposites do not attract. If your mun believes there to be something that will attract you to this person then there most likely is.

[Relationship advise from Death.]

All relationships do not make sense.

[betterthanpanty]

...it must be nice to have a sane mun. Yours makes decisions on your behalf like a benevolent deity. Mine, on the other hand, likes to throw muses like myself into the strangest scenarios for her amusement!

Only one ended up turning out to be to my liking thus far.

[Quit whining Scanty, you haven't been around that long!]

[onlyequalizer]

Bah, we are all thralls to some form of fate. My has only just brought me onto the Internet for his own amusement.

[betterthanpanty]

That's all well and good for you, but I refuse to be a slave in this matter!

[Fun fact Scanty: You don't really have a choice!]

[onlyequalizer]

I do not think you have much choice in this matter, petty demon.

[He sounds exasperated now.]

[betterthanpanty]

Petty?? Just who do you think you're talking to!?

[onlyequalizer]

I don't know who I am talking to.

[As far as he's concerned you're another soul to reap.]

[ruby_roses]

[Totally ignoring what she says and...]

...Your skin is... red.

[betterthanpanty]

...yes dear, it is. Thank you for that astute observation, at least we know you're eyes are working.

[Normally she's more polite but she's a bit testy right now given the situation.]

[ruby_roses]

[And Ruby is getting some serious bad vibes from you lady.]

...And you have horns. ...Just what are you?

[betterthanpanty]

[Scanty shrugs.]

A Demon. What else would I be?

[Yes, she assumes that everyone is cool with this.]

[ruby_roses]

[Have some flailing. Oh, and she's going to be pulling Crescent Rose, but not expanding it into Scythe mode.]

D-d-d-demon!?

[betterthanpanty]

[Scanty just tilts a brow. Seriously girl?]

...yes. And you can stop being so defensive, if I wanted to hurt you, you'd already be dead.

[Yeah, she's more pissed at her mun than anything at the moment!]

[ruby_roses]

[Hey, she comes from a world where humans are outnumbered 10 to 1 by things that want to eat her. Defensiveness is part of her training.]

Yeah... I'm not putting Rose away anytime soon.

[betterthanpanty]

[Scanty shrugs.]

Do as you like. But if you threaten me I will not hesitate to shoot you.

[Just because you can't see her guns just yet...]