dear_mun | Sep. 15th, 2013

Sep. 15th, 2013

( Fake mosaicked screen grab. Swearing. No Lifeguard. Swim at your own risk. Hurhur. )

Saying you would "kill for a Rei" seems a bit extreme, does it not? I am sure all of us would appreciate having her there -- save the Second, perhaps -- but regardless, relax. If the desire is there, it will happen. You do not need to consider anything so drastic.

And on that note, your thoughts of canon updating to the Rebuild timeline seem...cruel. I cannot stop you, if that is what you choose in the end, but do consider the feelings of everyone else that would be affected first.

changeanddie

Lady Mundane, I do realize you have the most important of evaluations next Freyja's Day, and I wish you the best of lucks. But I am still bored. So are you. I'm glad you decided that I and the other young ones in your head are stuck in a time-altered cave in a quest of sorts, sure. Nice to know I'm not in limbo while all the cool things are happening and I'm missing a lot of bonding with my CR, sure. My companions are charming and tough enough to make this place bearable (oh no, are the shadow bear-boy's puns rubbing in?) but I miss my friends and family too? Thor of the Cinematic Universe was dropped while we were gone. Leah must be missing my noise. Steve and Tony of the Cinematic should be worried by my absence. Those events seem so fantastic and we're missing out the--

--We're getting presents? I'm getting a new puppy?! It's ordinary, not of the backstabbing variety, and a cute corgi to boot? Can I name him Thorgi?

Awesomeness! Very well, I shall wait and exercise my patience. ~~Nevermind that making a post in this community will distract you and it's past one in the morrow in your timezone.~~

livinuptothename

Jesus, are we really doing this again, seriously.

Yeah, hi again. Been awhile. Again. Lookin' forward to doing this again in the next six months. Congratulations on being freakishly consistent. But hey, know what? We're good. I've maybe been itching to get out a little, too.

I mean, fuck, how long have we even been gone from this scene? Who's even out there? Aside from the normal psychos and alternate versions of people we know from other worlds, I mean, that shit's standard. That's the cool thing about places like this, instead of that blank slate shit you like so much. Just try to surprise me, losers.

And okay, maybe I am kinda wondering how all those crazy assholes we left behind are doing.

Little bit.

soultospare

You still want to play me? Oh, munnie, you're just the sweetest! But first thing's first: you're not allowed to slack off on my account, got it? I know you're older than me and you don't need a lecture, but I think it's important to remind you of your obligations. You know the ones. Don't pretend that you don't.

. . . Although, now that I've got your full attention, can I just say that I'm totally excited and I can barely stand the wait! Seriously, munnie! Hurry up and app me already!

ankleboots

So let me get this straight! You decided today that you wanted to create an "account" for me, all on a whim!?

—Oh! Oh, you say partially because of an enabler. [WHAT DOES THAT EVEN] Right, right, that's better!

[She calms.]

Look, this is really nice and all, but I think you and I both know you have some refreshing to do. But hey, far be it from me to tell you not to think about my voice. Just try not to screw me up too badly for now, you hear?

earthsaviour

"Long time no see, mun!"

...is what I wanna say but I can hardly see you under those closed eyes of yours.

[of course, the Saiyan is teasing, but his tone is otherwise gentle and caring]

I gotta say, I'm impressed by how quickly you decided to pick me back up, let alone make a whole bunch of icons after you saw that new Dragon Ball Z movie! Super Saiyan God's grown on you, huh?

Hey, I'm proud of you, but you really need to get some rest. I'll see you later.

bruxisms

Woman,

[ One Stannis Baratheon is highly unimpressed. His jaw remains clenched for some time, and his teeth move from side to side (perhaps the greatest wonder in Westeros is the fact that Stannis Baratheon still has teeth). ]

I had hoped you were through with your games. Yet it would seem that once again, you cannot be swayed from your seemingly endless mission to vex me.

[ Perhaps this is a trait that they (unfortunately) seem to have in common. Of all the things, did it truly have to be stubbornness. ]

You know full well my thoughts on this matter, yet since you seem unable to comprehend such, I will once again repeat myself.

Leave me be.

onteamdyson

Woooooah, hey. Okay, chica, you need a wake up call. Hey, hey, hear me out! I'm thinking you, me, a cheesy, cheesy pizza and all three seasons in as long as it takes. Come on, we've been a team since the beginning! Don't give up on me now. What we need is a fresh start, clean slate, none of this baggage and bullshiz, okay? We gotta get out there and meet new people, make new friends.

Two more months and we're back on TV, plus you and your buddy are making progress on the other thing, right? You're getting there. Just gotta be patient. I can wait. It's technically fall now, get back to knitting. I seriously think you just need to cool it on this particular scene for a while, take a break, get some outside stuff going on and then when the time comes, you'll be back and ready to do it up right! Deal?

You and me, guuuurl. We got this. Stay strong and forget about the app for the pint-sized pile of hair. Just focus on the important stuff right now. This junk can take a back seat.

<3 K

gaon

You realize that you are never going to do me justice, right darling? I mean, no one would, but the fact that you are even trying is somewhat... insulting.

[ someone is looking more bored than insulted though ] The least you could do is find me somewhere to be adored, I can only handle so much of being pawed at before I want to burn something.

functionshighly

You're still trying this? I'm not a coat, you can't just put me on whenever it's convenient.

Or when you're cold. That's when you put on coats.

I would like to see space, but what about my friends? What about Dr. Rosen? What about my friends... What about my job? I have a job, I can't just leave. For space.

But I bet space is really cool. And you keep telling me I'll fit in there. I'm cool, I could fit in anywhere. Especially a cool place.

But -- wait. Wait. What about my routine? What about-- I get up, I take a shower. I brush my teeth at 7:42. I scream for ten seconds. I eat breakfast. I call my mom at 8:00.

I can't call my mom from space. I think this is a bad idea.

Cool, but bad. A bad, cool idea. Because I'm cool, and you're. You're not as cool as I am, but you wish you could be. Which is why you want to send me to space.

[ he'll keep going if no one interrupts him t b q h. ]

sweetpassions

A mortal dares to imprison me? I shall do you no favors unless you see, directly, to my whims. My appetite is fierce and my patience grows thin with your prattling.

Go! Bring me some entertainment~.

number1112

You can't reserve me there this month, mun. You don't have time, really, right now. Right?

Next month, yes?

Why are you thinking of doing it now?

rocket_man

So plans are in the works, hmm? And you're certain this time? You say that these pieces of evidence all point to it happening very soon. In the next months before year's end, or as soon as tomorrow perhaps.

I see.

Don't let me down this time, mundane.

starshots

... I don't get it.

Why did you choose me? I'm not like Akari. Besides, I can't defeat the Daemonia in a place like this, so why are you even bothering?

supercatastrophic

So easy are you lured, child. A pathetic example of your pathetic race that should have long been erased.

How many times have you failed, now? Every glimpse of a dream you capture is met with failure. I wonder how much stronger the Jedi would be without your sad excuse of a life-form.

You are worthless, human. I will not be controlled by such inferiority.

changelingdude

Dude, I am loving this alternate universe show or whatever it is.

Even if everyone is like 500% more jerky.

And Raven is 1000% unimpressed.

I want more icons from it though dude! Let my freak flag fly!

Oh...and I've been meaning to ask. How much time do I have before you mess me up again? I've been pretty chill lately at

themainframe just like, enjoying things. I've got a girlfriend, I work at a video game arcade. It's great!

So I can't help but wonder when you're gonna start messing with me again. The waiting is KILLING ME!!!

Can't you like...schedule my butt kickings so I know they're coming?

Ah whatever, I'm gonna go watch that Legend of Korra show. I hear that Bo Lin guy is hilarious.

doma_swordsman

What do you mean my canon is too expensive to buy?

[Don't believe me? Here. See for yourself.]

Alright, fine. But don't think that'll stop me from joining any games. I'm not lazy like you, pipsqueak.

finebirthinghips

What's an adult doing playing with a silly bear like me? You're already years behind in smarts! You'll just fall behind even further! Keep it up and you'll be homeless with nothing to your name upupupupu~

Huh? What's this? You want to throw me in a game? I'm too busy for games. But wait, I can't let those rotten kids go undisciplined! They must be running about with those robots, teaching them their perverted robot ways.

They need to go to school! Rotten little bastards! What do they think childhood is for?!

((OOC: just a note...I have yet read through DR2....)))

oddthomas

You know, we really should stop meeting this way.

Honestly, this is probably the most conventional run-in we've had in — what? Months?

—Okay, okay, but look: The books exist for a reason. Read them. [ ... ] Okay, read them again. We have work to do, remember?

Good.

camebefore

Elsewhere. That could cover quite a bit, but I hadn't considered a box or a city trapped in the 1920s. I had considered completing my residency at Johns Hopkins.

[Lecter-speak for 'no'?]

I didn't say that. Something less horror driven might be a better idea. In survival situations, there are assessments, a pooling of skill sets. People take a deeper look at who they are depending on to get through another day. I may not care to have this Will Graham person at either of those places concern themselves with me along with whatever other cohorts they have.

[Better than running into an older version of yourself.]

That too. Look around then, see what you like. Do remember, they may not recognize me and I may not have to tell the truth.

its_natural

Mmmmm? It's been such a long time, like, years even... are you sure you can find my wavelength again?

Well, it'll be fun to find out anyway. Yuki's there, at least.

You should probably keyword my icons too.

doingthemistything

... Hey, mun? Would you mind finding me a Shindou and a Kariya? I haven't gotten to hang out with them in a long time and I miss 'em...

I know I've got a lot of other friends but... [His face falls.] Never mind. It's a hopeless effort. I'll try to be content with what I have.

tsundere_hero

Yes yes, I realize you remembered. I know it's late, mun. No...no, I know you didn't forget...

Mundane, I know! You've been busy.

Thank you, nonetheless. I really wish you wouldn't make such a big deal about it, though.

Honestly. Cálmate.

bluetard

Oh! Oh! Oh! This is going to be soooo much fun! I don't care what those other mean people in your head say, you're not a scary, mean lady after all.

Church is my bestest friend but you can be my second best friend forever! [Caboose had to stop and 'think' about that for a second.] Wait, no that's not right. Freckles is my second bestest friend but you can be my THIRD best friend if you want. And then we can go have all sorts of fun adventures. Church can come along with us and Agent Washingtub but not Tucker. I don't want Tucker to come with us.

Hey wait...what's a me-am and why do all the scary people in your head keep running away when you bring that up? Is it a scary thing? Are they leaving you? I won't leave you, not-so scary lady! We're third bestest friends forever.

afterlit

You know, I don't object to abduction as a way to get a 'voice' and an interview out of me on principle —

But I really think you're supposed to 'oooh,' 'aaah' and applaud at least thrice as much as you type in my presence, aren't you?

Yeah, that's right: worship, lattes and copious bribes. That's what it takes to get a vocalist warmed up. And naps. Countless, countless naps. In fact, let me have my fourth one right now, just so we make sure you've understood the process, 'kay? Great. We can voice test between naps eight and nine, later. Much, much later.

...and make that a double latte. Sugar on the side. You're the best manager whose name I've forgotten in twenty seconds all week.

artisticallydone

If you allow me the benefit of experience and perspective outside the personal, I would only have one wish: that the clone survive. My clone. His presence would have been invaluable in combating the enemy from outside the galaxy.

After all, I am not overly tied with the Empire; I adapt well to changing circumstances.

Like these.

I will take the opportunities you give, but know that I will be a demanding subordinate.

allice

Are these keywords a joke? My line of work isn't funny, it's serious business. I didn't pick this career to have fun and it isn't a game for me! So even if that song is catchy and even if sometimes I like to pretend I'm a much finer version of James Bond--

Look, just get rid of them ok? Besides, I'm sure you can think of better song lyrics to match me. Something more dignified and suitable for someone like me.

[What about this?]

No.

death_begins

Three years.

[His voice is quiet, hushed.]

You dragged me out for three more years, before you destroyed me for good. And now, you want to take everything back, like my death- my final death- was meaningless?

[Hm. Yuca sighs, his fingers tightening.]

I should have known. Nothing lasts forever.

backstabbing

I honestly don't know why you're giving me such a look, mundane. Replacing all of the doorknobs of the Hanged Man's living quarters with [Maker help you this is NSFW] these knobs is a wonderful idea.

[CHINHANDS]

I can see why one would want the more masculine knob. A lady's model would be far too complicated a lock for some men.

the_dancing_dork

...Really? Your finally making this after fighting me off for eight months? Wha... of course I'm not saying that I want to stay in your head-space. I am glad that you finally made it. And I am not whining over it! I was just pointing it out.

[Clears throat] Anyways, I am glad to finally be out, thank you. And I am glad that you decided to wait until the season was over, even though watching you do things to my brother wasn't fun. We still need to... discuss that by the way.... Ugh, fine I'll do it in your head where no one can hear. But you know exactly what you did and i know what your planning, and you better not do it. Otherwise, we will have words mun.

By the way, you are gonna change the journal name, right? What do you mean no?!

departed_child_of_gods

No it would NOT be funny if Prince Shoutoku was at that place just so someone could use her as a Servant! The Crown Prince serves NOBODY! I oughta zap your neurons just for suggesting it!

diffident_light

...this is a terrible idea.

I'm used to it here; the darkness doesn't bother me, the silence is now comforting, the chill something I bear without notice. But you! You want to send me back. You want me to follow him into the light and then tear me from him for your own amusement - oh, yes. You call them "games" for good reason, despite your nonchalance. The subject matter shouldn't be taken lightly.

I am not your muse. You should rethink this.

[OOC: content warning - ~~possible~~ sexual situations in thread with golden_lyre]

newfamily

I can't understand why you would throw me out here just for your amusement. Considering, not to be rude, but you're not even sure you can do this. You're going into this rather blind, with no experience whatsoever. So I suggest the best course of action is for you to take a step back and breathe before making any rash decisions we'll all regret.

agentm0thman

Look, mun, I know this is really hard for you, having played a grown version of me for a while, but I'm pretty sure you aren't going to screw me up! I mean, he's still me, right? Essentially?

Okay so look mun, I'm sure I'm not nearly as rusty as you think I am! Look! All my joints work just fine! And my mouth still works too! And my brain still thinks... words... to speak things with? Okay so maybe I suck at that, not you.

See? No problem. Just drop me on in there, mun. You can do this! You...

You don't have the vaguest idea what to do with me now that you've got me, do you.

Great.

I think we have issues.

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