dear_mun | Sep. 13th, 2013

Sep. 13th, 2013

Mun-

Mun, just- just calm down, all right? Wailing so loudly isn't going to help matters any. Yes, it's almost been 3 years since I- well, not me, but the actual me- started on this whole mess. And I know those guys you watch on Youtube are... in pretty deep.

Look. Just take a few deep breaths, okay? Relax. You're fine. I'm fine, if a little bored. You can process the whole thing tomorrow after a solid night's rest. Take it from me; making snap decisions while suffering from sleep deprivation is a bad thing.

Signed,
Amelia

204degrees

Finally you took me out for a walk again. Just let me brush these cobwebs out of my hair and then we're on. I wouldn't like to get throw back there again. It's too boring and I'm far too interesting for that stuff.

Also... I'm hurt that it took the appearance of my sis for you to remember me again. That's not cool, buddy.

So where are we off too? I hope it'll be to a party... or saving the world, your pick.

Current Mood: bouncy

notspoony

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thewillofprimus

Oracle.

I am not a fool; I know you bring me here to amuse the mun of my brother. But I also know you have a greater purpose. One you remain blind to.

You will see the light soon enough.

examining

A horror game? [ a beat. ] Because my life was so clearly lacking in that department already.

... At least I can claim to having some form of prior experience.

soulessreap

Why am I not surprised...?

Really woman? Don't you have enough puppets to hold you over? Why do you feel the need to bother me now, too?

Unlike you, I've got work to do. Seriously... It's not easy to collect 100 souls when you lose most of your powers...... I thought this would be easier.... At least this Scott kid is going to die soon.

Whatever. I'll just wait until you die. Then I'll take your soul... How do you feel about that? The best part is...

I know you more than anyone else in this world.

That's right. I know all of your flaws and information. I know how long you'll have to live.

I hope you value your life... It's just a shame that I'm not the one who will kill you. Shinigami don't do that part...

acharmingsmile

I just can't believe they'd film NEWT SCAMANDER's little booklet before any of my magnificent books! Why, Voyages with Vampires alone has more fantastical beasts than his entire work combined and- and more importantly, look at the man!

Hardly the sort of fellow who'd fill theaters, I'd say! Magical Me moved those who read it to tears, you know, not to mention the beautiful, enchanting photographs of yours truly.

Why aren't my fans rioting against this- this outrage? [ Have a rather... nervous if infinitely more charming than Newt Scamander's smile-smile. ]

I do have a great many fans left, don't I?

helseth_spawn

Though I am altogether quite grateful for the new "faces" and all, I think it's a silly and pointless venture.

You lose interest too quickly, and I don't take kindly to being left to decay.

--And if you bring my father into this, I'll have you fed to my pets. I'll have you know that I don't say such things trivially.

Thoryn is the only one of the lot of you that has any sense, I swear. By Azura-- if he hadn't given me the idea of escaping my father's bizarre whims, we may have been caught up in that mess in Vvardenfell. [A shudder.] Nasty bit of business that from what I heard.

And I think good old King Helseth would've had us both drawn and quartered with how much he'd grown to despise house Indoril and-- ah yes, yes.

You go on to bed then. Don't say that Sethelvani Hlaalu never tried to tell you anything interesting. Believe me; it's a fascinating tale of terror and romance~! Maybe you'll hang around to hear it one day.

mojitoing

( Spoilers are under here )

tis_disapproval

Ohhh, excellent... And I suppose the irony of having me adopt the title of 'warden' was not sufficient? Your finding amusement in the mockery of potential confusion between our voices is, at best, distasteful.

No doubt, you feel we should celebrate my careless decision to allow you to set my course, with wine, cakes and revelry. Meanwhile, 'tis I who now has to reconcile this state of affairs with some form of solution.

princesspool

Happy Friday the 13th, everyone! Let u all do our best to celebrate this wondrous holiday! Personally, I recommend watching a horror movie marathon of the famous western franchise, Friday the 13th, of course!

Dearest mundane, how will you be celebrating?

[... uh. working two shifts.]

Oh yes, bad luck has certainly struck you. How fitting! The magic of this day has already been cast upon us, and it's only the early hours of the morning! How positively spooky! But fear not, because I'll have all 12 movies of Jason's glorious work waiting for us when you get back!

I simply can't decide my favorite... The original has it's charm, but the latest remake is also admirable! The one in space was certainly unique, but you can't deny the charm of him facing against the supernatural Freddy...

my_martyrdom

Thank you for being able to find me a home, mun.

Even if we're...'dead', it's nice to see so many familiar faces. I'm sure we'll be able to go home eventually.

Knowing Marco is there though, I almost hope we can take him back with us. Everyone would be so happy to see him again!

I'm not sure how I feel with Bertholdt being there, I'm afraid. While he's so kind in our previous conversations, it's a bit of a startle to know he's there and know...about him.

With Ymir there, too, I won't have to worry or be scared that she'd get hurt. So, I really am glad to have friends there! I hope others join. Together we can probably figure things out, especially if Armin's coming!

velvet_mystique

...Hm. I do hope you understand what you are committing to here. I will be quite disappointed if nothing comes of this.

undeadpinocchio

[There's a huff, a faint laugh and a very vague expression of mild amusement. Or...possibly annoyance. Its sort of hard to tell with him. His words are slow, just a syllable or two at a time, but they're chosen carefully.]

R...really? That's...your idea of...a username?

[Another soft huff and a slight shake of his head.]

It's...n...not funny.

[Except he's smiling a tiny bit so maybe he finds humor in it. Or...again...he's possibly annoyed.]

abitofawildman

I don't see what you're so excited about, Mun. Tonight marks the beginning of the end for us. All your best laid plans, your good faith intentions, all poised to go up in a puff of narrative logic. A puff of narrative logic you can't control, I might add. And yet you're still as excited as a kid the night before Avatar Day. Why....that's just foolishness of the highest order. Some might even go so far as to say madness.

I knew I liked you for a reason.
Let's jump off this cliff together, eh?

causalities

This isn't an ideal contingency.

[Quite possibly the understatement of the apocalypse. He's pacing, reckless and desperate and all kinds of on edge.]

I need to find Sarah. You don't get it. Going to a 'game' means nothing without her. I can't protect her here.

namesram

I know, I didn't expect it either.

Don't worry, okay? It's getting better. I think we made it.

Thanks for sticking with me.~ It's not gonna be so rough anymore.

There's a lot of details and it'll take a lot of recalculating, but that's what we're all here for, right? You take care of you, and that'll make things better for the rest of us too. I mean, how many times do we keep telling people that? And I know you don't want to lose sight of anything, but don't overclock. This is all going to be a net positive in the end.

And that goes for all the other muns, too. We're all in this together. [hugs for everyone. you are all so amazing you don't even know.<3]

Go make those phone calls and then we can talk to Cantus. And then I'll get out of the way for that one other thing. ;)

--Ram

Current Music: annie lennox -- little bird

audlocks

Hey, maybe if you'd put me in one of those sandboxes or something I'll stop sitting on all these other head voices and let them talk.

You never know...

mashable

Obscure? TV show? ...Right, right. It's not like books've been written, or movies've-- okay, okay, alright movie, no plural there, but it's a darn shame if you ask me because who wouldn't want more of me in their lives? --eh, don't answer that. Don't wanna tire out your scribe.

So what's this you were saying? A vacation? Yeah, yeah, I can do one of those right now. I can do one of those anytime, doll. I-- uh. Next year? Waitaminiute is that four months from now or three hundred sixty-five days from now because that's a biii-i-iig difference in how many chopped up soldier boys I have to patch up 'til then. Oh, c'mon. You've seen a whole three episodes. Even if you'd wanna put me in that little Box thingy, or the Turtle thingy, or the Happy Happy Family thingy, anywhere is better than Nowhere. Even if I have to meet that other Hawkeye that's apparently so popular now-a-days with you young whipper snappers. The pansy one in purple. I mean... just think about it. Think it over. You think you know me but... A nice young lady toying with you-- heck, that's paradise. And you don't wanna submit me to that? What a cruel, cruel world.

Oh, by the way, and that username? A-plus. Gold star. Not even old Ferret Face could think of something as clever. It's not like there's tidbits of interesting and fun trivia thrown around in banter every conceivable second, no. Just make me sound like a potato, why don't ya.

salvagedsoul

What's with that long face, mundane? Did you have plans or something?

Just being alive is good enough for me. To be around this long without losing my head is a rare happening, after all. [chuckles.] And there isn't even the usual memorial ceremonies going on.

So, please - I know this day has landed in the middle of a game event, but there's no need to worry.

deceptiongeneral

[Strika is definitely not pleased that her mun wants to finally send her somewhere. Now, ordinarily, a forty foot tall, Russian sounding Decepticon gets listened to.]

I have no time for such idiocy.

Send zat puny white Autobot if you feel the need to torment someone. I vill not dance for you, human. I care none about how much you are looking forward to this game, leave me out of it. That is your final warning.

comas

What?

No.

Fuck you.

need_better_scissors

Are you sure you can't turn on the air conditioning?

[ I'll go broke :c ]

Can't you think cooler thoughts or something then? This head space of yours feels like an enclosed bath house.

hangthedj

I...

Hey, look. Mun. Mun-dude. El munnerino. I know I try not to ask too much outta you. I got a good set-up here, don't wanna ruin it with a lotta crying and moaning, y'know? You just keep doin' your thing, I keep doin' mine, everything works out okay. But, and this is a pretty big but, I just need one teensy weensy little thing from you. Just one little favor and I'll be out of your hair.

[She pauses, taking a deep breath and letting the tension build.]

This. This right here This is what I need in my life right now.

I know, I know, you got a busy schedule an' all that. Can't find the time for ol' Vinyl like you used to, I'm cool with it. But I am basically on my knees over here, begging like a sad lil' orphan. I don't care what I gotta do for this, I don't care how you manage it, just make it happen. Seriously, I would no anything.

...Okay, maybe not anything. Gotta have some dignity, y'know?

ofthursday

I dislike when you claim to bored.

[He is the picture of unimpressed, and in fact appears ready to go into his version of a lecture, which consists of disapproving scowls a whole lot more than actual talking.]

You have no reason to be, regardless. You have several 'tags', and no need to begin anything that would doubtlessly be unpleasant to me.

[Because that's how it always goes, after all.]

heartofdragons

HEY, what gives?! You completely missed the deadline! Geez, and after getting so excited over it, what a kid!

I was going to meet up with Cilan!

You better have an explanation for this— I mean, the least you could do is own up to it and say sorry for not showing up!

Don't give me that look, if I can face Shaga-san, you can say sorry.

So, what's your excuse?

... blocks? You gotta be kidding me... you really are a kid! Wait, who gives exams about blocks? Look, I don't really get what this has to do with collages, but I can put together blocks without reading books! See, Kibago can put blocks together too.

... wait, what do you mean we won't get to play anymore?

weedlikespirit

I-It's not that I'm not grateful for new icons, don't think that at all! I'm just a little concerned about why you'd make them now. There are more important things to worry about! L-like Kamiki-san, or Yuki-chan, or Rin!

It is nice to have more choice though, so I should thank you for that.

havesomedeath

Wow, you're really dead set on this, aren't you! Not that I'm complaining, nyaha! I figured I'd have to curse you to make you take me to a game, but now I won't have to!

[ That's... That's great, Henry. :| ]

I guess it is for you! But you really should decide on which game you want, mun. I can't blame you for being indecisive, though.

I mean, one the one hand, for one of the games we'd have to think of a death for me! Something really awful and gruesome. And with lots of blood, of course! Ooh, I'm getting excited just thinking about it now!

On the other hand, I like ducks. Ducks are neat!

waywardbird

Kid I- I get it, you like this game. You like this game a lot; you like the people, you like the premise- this game is your place, I guess. But I don't know- it sort of feels like it's not for me. I'm used to being alone, but you're not.

I'll wait it out for you but. Maybe you do need more cast mates.

Make some friends and we'll see how this plays out, alright?

darkitydarkness

... Really? Really?

I shouldn't have to point out why trying to play me anywhere is a bad idea. And this isn't a threat, and it isn't me being all cute and modest about how well I'd do in one of your time-wasters, or scared or nervous or whatever the kids talk about these days. It's plain fact that there's too much against us here, and oh, ~let me count the ways:

First, I'm an ""original character"". How many people do you honestly think will want to read my profile and backstory? (No, your friend doesn't count.)

Second -- well, why don't we just read that first little bit of one of my unfinished apps, hm? Heh-hem: "Species: Something called a Kheliosaur, which is a shapeshifting magic dinosaurish thing."

That's right, class! I'm a magical shapeshifting dinosaur. No, don't worry, I wasn't really concerned about having anyone tag me with a straight face.

Third, if you can get by the ~original dinosaur character~ thing, there's that part where you've also made me a god. A god of shadows, wow, it's like we're in the back row of the anime club all over again! At least you don't draw me with yu-gi-oh hair anymore (not that anyone would know, since I still only have the seven icons you cropped out of stock photos to my name right now).

Four, and this might've slipped by you during the character creation process, but I'm not a very nice guy. If I don't repel - what do you call it - 'IC CR', I'll bet I repel the players. Muns. ~~Whatever.~~ And not because I offend them - that'd be sad, even for your crowd - they're going to get sick of a smug asshole like me really quick.

So, go ahead, throw me at whatever OC-allowing game you want. It's just going to be an even greater waste of time than usual.

P.S Fuck you for saying I'm not pretty enough for a PB!

airtempered

( Minor book 2 spoilers, possibly more in comments. )

tiaraaction

Hey! You shouldn't make fun of me like that, I can totally hold down a job! ... I have to take care of myself, after all.

And of course I miss everyone, too. I mean, Christmas is going to be - [depressing, sad, literally the worst christmas of her whole life] - different.

I'll - I'll be fine. Definitely! I mean, I can spend it with Hotaru-chan, right? And Rapunzel and maybe Jack. I'll definitely be fine.

welcome2level7

Now that you've managed to set up the DVR for the show, you can stop panicking.

No, of course you weren't.

dwightandclean

Ok. Yeah. Hi again. Look, I don't know if you noticed but I'm kind of busy now. Not the best time to drag me back out to places like this.

....and stop making those weird noises about me and Jordan....it, just...stop, okay?

And no, I won't use the 'psycho eyes' whatever that is.

icebutnice

W-well, I have to admit that that statement isn't completely wrong. It's still sorta insulting though.

But I guess you have a point. I'm as lost as a blank map for maths sake. And you've sort of been having trouble with me, I've noticed.

I guess we could try to find somewhere to explore. Maybe find Marceline, or possibly friends of that Finn boy.

misstactless

Okay, so the name is so unjustified. Tactless just sounds so ungraceful and I don't do yoga just because I happen to look great in the pants.

Honesty is something more people should embrace. Who has time to be moping around about all the things they could have and should have said? Oh, well I guess if you're an undead creature of the night you have eternity to pine. But still? Boring.

And if I'm going to be honest--which I always am, by the way--those shoes you've got, Mundane, are so last season. Maybe hit up something a little more worth my time than Ross? I'm not going to be living in a dump if I have to be here. Been there, done that enough for multiple lifetimes.

Actually, I think we can do with some new curtains. Or pretty much new everything. You're lucky you have me!

scientific_method

Umm...hello? Right, there's not going to be an answer to this. I don't even know what I'm doing, but it's worth a try.

Mundane, hi. You really should be working on your homework.

Anyway...if this goes through, stop worrying so much. You'll figure everything out, just relax! And tomorrow, nose to the grindstone. I didn't get through my university years by not worrying about my GPA. You're doing good, but you need to keep up with it.

underbelly

You're fucking kidding me. You suddenly decide to kick up dust after eight years because of what -- because you're embarrassed? What, you wanna cover the mess, is that it? Throw a towel over piss, lady, it's gonna fucking stink. What makes you think I even wanna come back, huh? Since you're apparently so much older and better than me now, acting like you know something about who I am. Next it'll be the psychoanalysis, hah -- yeah, you know where you can put that.

I went round one with you already. My balls are still blue, sweetthing. So get the fuck away from me.

J

I think we have issues.

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