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Well final frikking-ly.

Never thought you'd actually finish that scrap they wanted to know about me, but you did and well. I may just be a bit proud of you, Organic.

Now stop being wishy washy like Trailcutter and relax. You're playing me, and I'm awesome, so of course they're gonna accept it.

[a beat]

And make sure you get me some weapons when I get there. Then we'll be good.

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I'm not wishy-washy!!

You're not?

Could'a fooled me.

I prefer the term 'enthusiastically-deficient', thanks.

[Hmph.]

It's the same thing!

[Don't try to fancy talk your way out of this, TC.]

And anyways, she got in. So no need for any frikking freak-outs, she did better than you at least.

Me?? I wasn't even a contender!

[Not gonna lie, you were for awhile.]

Besides, I'm sure you'll have just as much fun terrorizing without me.

Pfft, won't be fun without you to balance everything out with your... You-ness.

[That's a... compliment? maybe. hard to tell.]

Not really, the only 'Con there is Misfire.

You can just say I'm boring, you know. We're all thinking it.

[At least he is. Not used to compliments, this one. At least not from Whirl. Always expect the worst from you, buddy ):]

...Wait, Misfire's still alive? Somehow?

Actually I wasn't thinking that, till now.

[Expect the worst, get something even worster friend.]

... Overlord was still alive, how is frikking Misfire being alive a surprise as well? Not like he was ever a threat enough to be killed, you know.

...Can we just nix the past five seconds? That'd be pretty cool.

[NO HE LIKED THINGS BEFORE.]

Well, Overlord is at least...competent. I mean, the guy's name is Misfire.

... Nah, let's not do that.

{TOO LATE, NOW NOTHING WILL EVER BE THE SAME.]

Yeah, which means he's more of a threat to the 'Cons than us.

Actually, I think we should.

...

Yeah, just makes it all the more suprising that it hasn't blown up in his face.

Literally.

[Wow he thinks he's such hot shit for saying that. TC you're not cool. Stop.]

[Ha ha, TC. Whirl is gonna give one of your legs a light punch now.]

Too late, gonna remember this forever.

Wait until I get him a gun and point him at the wrong people.

[And he jumps, someone definitely wasn't expecting that. Even if Whirl's human, it's still Whirl-touch]

Hey, hey! Don't make me put you in time out.

[Babysitter Trailcutter A+ job]

... Time out? How you gonna do it, put me in a corner with one of your force-fields?

[Best baby sitter, Trailcutter.]

That might just be exactly what I'm going to do.

[He's so glad you're a little girl right now because...well, you'd probably be a lot more menacing the other way around.

Definitely more menacing.]

So... are you gonna do it? or just make threats?

[That may be so, but Whirl's coming closer now. So much cloooooser.]

[...

Okay. Time to do Trailcutter's-stupid-move-of-the-day. He'll just pick you up by the back of your shirt and hold you up.]

[ACK!

Was not expecting that, so have a flailing little girl in your grip TC.]

Ha!

Not so high and mighty anymore!

[Flailing still and spitting before... He'll just stop and.

start making strangled sounds, totally pretending that by grabbing him by the back of his shirt you're strangling him Trailcutter. NOW WHAT?]

[Oh no. Oh no. What does this mean what do humans do when they do this.

He's just going to...set you down. And back away. Oh god did he break Whirl.]

[He's just gonna collapse, OH NO YOU HAVE TOTALLY KILLED WHIRL.

... huzzah? only not, he's totally faking it.]

[Oh no. Oh no. Should he celebrate or scream in fear? HE'S REALLY SPLIT ON THIS why couldn't it have been like Optimus Prime or even Bumblebee he'd at least know how to react.

Okay step one. Uh...what do you do. Oh god.

He's just going to...poke him with his finger. YES. This is a plan.

...Wait, he sees your chest going up and down.]

Hey!!

[RAR!

That poke get's Whirl attempting to cling to the offending finger.]

Frikking got you, you scrap sucking party pooper.

[Oh god he's like a tiny little crazy ant.]

Wah! Don't...do anything. You might fall.

[Why is he even worried?]

So?

[This is Whirl, he rarely cares about his own safety, why should TC worry about it for him?]

Well it might be hard for you to believe, not everyone wants you dead.

[Now get back on the ground, missy.]

[Back on the ground, but he's not letting go of that finger of yours Trailcutter.]

I only know of one person who really wants me dead, Trailcutter, and it's certainly not you.

[He'll just...wiggle that finger a bit.]

Well yeah, I know better.

[Shhh shhh, Whirl misses his fellow giant robots. Let the crazy person enjoy this and stop waggling.]

Look, you're dull as hell and when you're not in a mood you're annoyingly chipper. But frikking.

I ain't got anything against you, if I did I wouldn't have tried to help you out.

[That was true. Whirl was...oddly supportive of him. More than he was to himself, that is.]

Sorry, sorry...!

Just, you know how it is sometimes. ...Okay, maybe not, but TRY to imagine how it is. Being...you know, me.

Not like I didn't appreciate what you did. It kind of saved the whole ship.

Yeah yeah and you got your frikking stupid Rodimus Star too.

[And he'll punch that finger and lean back now, going back to being all... Whirl-ish.]

So stop being a pest and have some fun for once, Trailcutter.

Yeah...yeah you're right! I got it for saving the ship!

[Ah, there's that optimism.]

You know what? I'll do that!

I hope things work out well for you, Whirl. Try..not to get into too much trouble, alright?

[Hahahaha... He won't be telling Rung about how he started beating up the creature he got upon ending up in Terminal.]

Come on, Rung. It's not like I can do that, no weapons after all.

[He really wouldn't be surprised.]

Whirl, you and I both know you are far too resourceful to let a lack of weapons stop you.

You flatter me, Doc. But really there ain't anything for humans there, just the natives, it's really depressing when you think about it.

There's nothing depressing with things not being hectic and full of fighting, Whirl. Sometimes a break from the lives we lead can be a good thing.

To you, maybe. But it's different for me.

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