dear_mun | May. 25th, 2013

May. 25th, 2013

Mun, it's past midnight. Maybe you shouldn't drink coffee now?

In any case, I... appreciate you letting me out so often. The experiences I've had thus are rather entertaining and informative. Though, I would appreciate situations that hold less forced sexual situations. I'm very happy with gradually discovering different ties with those of different worlds.

*Cain cracks a smile.*

This does beat killing aliens trying to kill us first, I tell ya.

Oh, do me a favor? Let me talk to more people in "advanced" times than "modern" or "medieval," alright? It's kinda hard to carry a gun around in times past without it looking alarming.

thirteenth_brat

It's Just A Game is done, mostly. And you're being brain dead about the endgame threads. You know I'm not surprised by this, right?

It was more fun than I was expecting, I'll give you that much. But now what? I know you're going to start looking eventually. In the meantime, I guess we'll just be kicking around here, when you're not too busy trying to find out if you can actually make Sora hate you.

Whatever you do when you do start looking for a game, can we, just for once at least, go somewhere that doesn't take away or nerf my power? ~~That game where you were also playing a self-insert doesn't count, Mun, and you know it.~~

-Roxas

4862681

You're getting ahead of yourself.

cattily

Yeah, princess, we need to have a talk.

I'm good with a lot of these ideas you have. Especially me, but can you stop throwing around words like sadist, cruelty, and these ideas you have of me answering to some psycho with a topper?

While we're at it, princess? Not a compliment.

costeffective

Well of course Mr. McDonald takes up a lot of time and effort. I don't blame you in the slightest, it's not like there's anything I could do about it. You won't let me have access to torture devices.

[Nope, that's not a pout. That's just a lot of disappointment.]

Your quest however to find this mercenary with my face is proving fruitless. We can't all look...this good. [smirksmirksmirk]

...Oh no, no. I'm not going to laugh at your misfortune. [In public] Just reminding you you're swamped now. No time for games with me.

ahotpeace

Dear - whatever.

Try and keep up. I'm not going to go playing with aliens, or fighting zombies, or whatever Hell you think is good for me. I see the torture you put the others through and I'm not getting involved. Got it?

ishotyouuu

Do you know how long it's been.

No, seriously. Do you know. How long. It's BEEN?!

Do you know what it feels like to be surrounded by so many ridiculously attractive people and not being able to do anything about it? I know I've got two working hands and that's all well and good, but sometimes you like hearin' a voice other than your own, y'know?

And don't be givin' me all that PSL malarkey. More like "oh, let's give old Wade a taste of the good life and then just take it away from him". I know what you're up to, you foul temptress, and if you think I'm gonna stand for it you've got another think comin', you hear me? I will totally go Lysistrata on your ass.

Let's see how you like it when you've got all this pent-up inspiration and no way to act on it. Then we'll see who's crawling on their hands and knees.

...

...Oh god dammit that was a poor choice of words, wasn't it.

Come on! Just one time! Please?!

polkadotdeath

Well lovely you've got me set up with this nice little journal here-- brill name by the way, though I don't think me boss will be too pleased if he hears it. Big Man in charge is the only Death. We're all more like messengers, or maybe guides would be a better fit. Either way I'm no more Death than you are, just a cloak carrying member of the Reaper's Union.

I've gotten off track haven't I? What was I saying again?

Oh! Yes, right. So now that you've got me set up with this pretty journal think you might send me somewhere? Anywhere's fine really, though somewhere I won't be needing to break out the scythe too often I'd prefer. I know it ain't the standard farming equipment, but that don't mean I want to be fighting in any battles ya hear?

gramarye

We're doing this again? Really? Must we.

Well... okay. Then I'm making this a formal petition to open up a cat cafe or something. You know, one of those places people can just come and pet cats for an hour. And that's just what my job can be, cat facilitator. Please no eldritch horrors or terrible conspiraces or military coups or riots. Look, I know it's not called World of Snuggles for a reason, but... just. Can I please not get shot or blown up or tortured or trapped in another dimension full of spirit beings intending to suck my soul out through my eyeballs. Definitely none of that.

You're not listening, are you. Okay. Glad we had this talk.

stolethearmofignis

It's foolish to stay up all night. Even soldiers require sleep. That is why we sleep in shifts. You need rest. The journal name alone should be evidence enough. Go to bed. You have succeeded in your ridiculous goal.

Yes, I know you're excited. But excitement has a time and place and right now is not the time. The sun will be rising soon. Go sleep and then you can contemplate what you will do with me and this journal. I do not trust your judgment right now. Nor should you.

Sleep. Now.

capsule_corp

Hey, what's a girl got to do to get some attention here?! You think that being stuck in your filthy mind is better than being in a game? Hardly! Get to work on that app, okay?

I know you probably think I'd rather be at home, working on, you know, saving the world type stuff... And that's true. But if I can't be at home, baby-sitting that royal pain in the ass, I want to at least be somewhere with a decent cosmetics store. Yamcha will probably make sure Vegeta doesn't totally wreck my house... Right?

strong_silent_type

[Linda sits cross-legged on the floor of the headspace, methodically cleaning her sniper rifle and organizing the various scopes and attachments. There was little else to do here, currently, and she hoped that would change soon. ]

Do your research. Make a decision. I'm waiting.

liononthecoldhardground

Uryu~!

Sakutaro wants to play again! We can have long parties, play games with jelly beans, and mix together soda drinks! Then we'll wait for Maria to come! Maria, Maria!

Sakutaro doesn't mind hugs... as long as they don't do it too tight, like the Stakes! They'll pop out my fluff! Will Sakutaro get hugged that much...?

whereyouneedme

Mundane, I'm just going to come out and say it.

Don't. Don't you dare.

[ ... of all of the stupid whims, this one might be the worst. But at least Hawke sometimes listens to her, unlike the mun, still gleefully typing away at an application. ]

I'll not be going. Is that clear enough for you?

onceaniso

It^'s b_een a_w^hile^. Th_{e pain} h^as_n't _sto^pped, it ^ha_sn't _been s^pread. _It'_{s b}e^en ^far t_oo l_ong.

Th^at l^{ast sy}s_tem.^.. s^ta_tion m^{ay h}a_ve b_een s_pared f^ull _infe^ction^, bu_{t th}at wⁱll _{not h}^appen _agaⁱn. ^{My p}ain w_ill b_ring ^everyt^hing _to it^{s k}ne_es^! Th_{e in}fec^tion wi_ll s^pread_. Wh^at ha^ppen_{s no}w w_ill n^ot c^hange _things^.

T_he ^end i_{s co}m^ing.

lovesthechair

I'm not complaining, mun. It could have been a lot worse. At least you didn't go with 'noblemoron.'

relatable

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wintershepherd

For the record? This idea of yours is in no way cool or fun. In fact, it pretty much blows hot air.

[ Not your best pun, I've gotta say... ]

Also "but a bunch of your friends are also getting crazy electric ghosts taking over their brains" is not good incentive, it's like peer pressure gone horribly, horribly wrong.

[ I'm helping you make up for lost experiences? ]

You're using me to go after my friends and don't even get me started what you've got planned between Kyle and I after he, oh yeah, electrocutes me!

[ Only temporarily, Jack! You'll bounce right back. Mostly. Probably. ]

No wonder you and Pitch get along, you're both sadists.

the_tv_is_a_lie

Don't be so hard on yourself.

It was something you hadn't considered. I'd be the same way if I were in your shoes.

[But--]

No buts about it, mun-san.

Just go ahead and unwind for a while--we'll still be here.

devilblues

Seriously, lady?

It's been freaking years, so don't hand me that crap about missing me.

You haven't even gotten to where you stopped the last time in your re-read or whatever, so why don't you go do something useful and leave me alone.

tokarooni

Well, muns, I thinks it's safe to says that I'ms going to get rescued soon.

[ a sigh ]

I don'ts want to waits that longs, though... It ams very lonely and scary here and Mangus... [ he looks down at his wound, the cruel reminder that his former 'friend' inflicted on him ]

I miss everyone... I hope they ams okay.

chaos_proponent

....Should I congratulate you on finding me a new hell to reside in?

You do recall the last time you brought me out and the fact that nobody is going to even know who I am, aside from Vincent and he's not exactly someone I'm ready to face.

But then again, what do you care? I'm just a puppet on a string for you.

emmasreasons

Miss mundane:
Since I cannot persuade you to leave this endeavour, could you at least have another "canon review" as you say? Just so you can reassure yourself, since you keep complaining you are not sure how to "play me".
And if I were you, I would be patient. With Henry and his work, one has to be. [Still, there's a warm smile]
Yours sincerely,
Emma Carew

anticonvulsant

This full moon crap you wanna pull? Not fucking funny.

I really hate you, you know that, right?

clearasil

You're completely off your rocker.

I refuse to make room for Gabe at camp. There are, like, a million other things I'd rather do right now. I'd rather be on a quest right now. What's this whole vague idea about separated siblings (or half-siblings), anyway? You think he'd be at Camp Jupiter? Please.

Let it go. He's gone. Mom and dad don't need two half-bloods around either, not when it's so dangerous.

I - I wish I knew Henry in this universe. I'd rather see him.

peaceguard

[Well someone sure is pacing with his hands behind his back! What's wrong, Hardin?]

I resent any and all implications about my romantic life. Give me more dignity, woman; the only time you let me loose is so you may taunt me about this sort of thing?

I most certainly don't know why you're laughing about me getting...'picked up' by some stranger, let alone cooing over how said stranger hauling me in the air would make anyone else jealous.

[The mild perturbed lean to his face turns to anger in the matter of under a second, and he puffs his chest out indignantly.] And I most certainly am not a purveyor of anything!

vampparasol

Let me get this straight: you've had this journal thing for how long? Then you reread the book (and don't get me wrong, as many times as I've reread The Forbidden Chalice, I'm not throwing stones from glass houses here), decide to find a "PB" for me and... what?

What's your long-term plan, here? Pull me out of New Arcadia, out of Charlie's, out of my bakery, to send me somewhere else? Because baking cinnamon rolls and Bitter Chocolate Death is such a sought-after skill. I got tired of my life once already, and we both know how that turned out.

[Sunshine's in full on bitch mode now.]

At least think before sending me someplace without sunlight. Carthaginian hell, I'd be worse than useless. I'd give it a week before I was sick.

And I'm not interested in "meeting vampires from other worlds", okay? The ones in my world are bad enough, and Con is... Con. Let's not get ahead of ourselves, is all I'm saying.

idkworldruler

Alright, so I understand your excitement over seeing someone from my canon, but don't you think you rushed the app a little bit? It would have been much better had you taken your time you know.

...Told you.

youridethebitchseat

So you're not going to send me to that tower but instead going to go for a cute little creature who has a slim chance of being okay?

[She pinches her nose.]

I guess when it comes, he'll speak up. You know my stand on that place and on the people there.

[She pauses for a second as she watches something being typed up.]

Which game application is that one? The sex collar place because I already told you I'm not going-

[...]

Wait, it's not? You're sending me to a camp? Sounds pretty nice so far but what's the catch?

[And then she makes a line face.]

Figures something would be wrong, this one just happens to be that everything I know is nothing but a lie. Seriously, you don't know how heartbreaking it can be to someone to learn of a bombshell like that! Most likely you don't even care!

[That line face? Now it turns into a glare.]

I thought as much.

bitheway

Did you just...

...did you just make me an account just so you could use this username?

newstart

...of course you'd pick that point. [:T]

Can we not? I know Hilda can handle herself, but I am going to worry if I leave her to deal with N and that dragon by herself. N-Not to mention no-one knows where the Lightstone is and N did say that we - It's - can we even win against Zekrom without Reshiram? Don't get me wrong, I want to win.. Maybe it's weak, but I don't want us to lose any more pokemon while we try to stop N and his inane plan.

[Training up replacements is a pain in the butt.] It doesn't matter I'm going to a 'hug game' [He doesn't need hugs ~~only lies he~~ ~~needs~~ ~~them.~~] if I'm going to worry about my sister and friends. At east I get to keep my team.

Maybe you can enable your friend to bring Hilda and find Cheren and Bianca for us.

privaterat

Oh no. No. No no no no no no no. I am not gonna be some girl's play thing! No! I have a huge list of grievances I need to talk to you about, lady, and I've been here for a total of, what, eighteen hours?

I ain't going to your games. I'm not playing around in those memes. Actually, I'd rather a freaky game to these meme things! They look horrible!

And where is everyone? All of these people in your head are nuts! Even the blue alien guy. Especially the blue alien guy!

You know what you need to do? You need to get out of the house. Yeah and go eat or wreck a car, I don't care! Just leave me out of it!

... No, I won't shut up until you let me out!

AND WHY IS COBRA COMMANDER THE ONLY OTHER GUY ON THIS TAG!? I'M OUT!

cursedpriestess

I have to wonder, my dear mun, what you're thinking this time.

You realize that you will be sending me into a game where not only will I have none of my abilities, but I will be human again, don't you? This could...complicate...things a little. Not only that, Holly Heights is a world I am completely unfamiliar with. I believe that girl would be a better fit for this place, as it may be closer to her own timeline than my own.

...But I have a feeling that my saying so won't stop you.

[Perhaps a hint of amusement is in her voice. Just a tiny bit.]

equestrian_girl

Well I'm glad you don't mun, because nothing's been going right for me the last couple weeks.

For starters I've been transported to an entirely different reality, turned into a different species and for once it's not yours or any other fans fault, Spike's a dog and I'm not even sure if he can speak to me anymore, my magic's gone, and all top of all that everyone seems to hate me now!

[sigh]

...I just don't know mun...

summitshore

Hey, Mun.

See? Everyone was right, it won't be much longer. You can try again soon, really soon. We'll knock everyone off their feet, we'll get in and--

Eh? I "sound" lonely? ... Well gee, it is true that I'd like to see everyone again, but whose fault is that for keeping me indoors all the time? Memes, mun. They exist, they're there, come on! -- Yes, I know that "the original Devil Survivor isn't played from all that much," but come on! That's no reason to just give up! ....Do I have to call in that pomeranian in the back of your headspace?

Yeah. That's what I thought.

Now stop moping and get cracking! We've got places to go, things to do, people to meet, sentences for you to friggin' nitpick into next week! Go go go! I'm not letting my mun give up!

rosejam

I'm really glad you're taking me somewhere. I'm getting bored staying in the mansion all by myself with Sebastian... Brother really isn't home that much, you know that. Maybe some people will talk with me for a while?

Why are you laughing? I really think that's mean of you! I'm not going to get sick, no one in a game would mind that much even if I did. Georik might, since he's a doctor--and don't worry about him! Brother will surely show up, too. He wouldn't leave me alone forever.

literallybigblue

[Have a very... distinctly blue Superman kinda glaring at his mundane. But he looks more resigned than truly angry.]

So I'm supposed to talk to people who come from decades in my future, and pray they don't tell me anything about it I don't wish to know. And some I might not even recognize at all, which could offend them.

Look, I know your little "Kryptonian collection" [Air quotes with his fingers!] keeps on growing and this period of my life with me new powers amused you but honestly, have you really thought this through?

yams_whati_yams

Blaskid mun, I tells ya once, I tells ya twice!

I dons' belongs here! Imma sailor, I belongs to da seas an wits me gal Olive. I dons care if I hafata blasks me way outta here wit me fisks, I'm gettin' out!

alphatar

Hey, you're doing okay on your tags so if you want to read through it and put me in a thread go right ahead. Just don't start one right before you go to bed, it's kind of not fair to the others.

justavideogame

Ah ah ah, going from controlling the Batter to controlling me? Well you seem to be fond of characters who are a little OFF in their ways.

[okay, that was a terrible pun Zacharie.]

Still I have to question why a simple items merchant like myself interests you! Even if you have picked a game or two out for me, there are a number of colorful characters in your headspace that are much more suited to the role than myself.

.....ah well, I suppose it's better this way. Let us establish a partnership that will insure my continued financial success, even if this is off script.

[....you just want to go to some of these games because you can make more money, don't you?]

Ahahah.

mini_mandalorian

About time you picked me up, Mundane.

Here I thought you'd do it in less than twelve parsecs.

I suppose I'd rather have you get it right, though.

I'd rather not sound like some shiny.

Current Mood: amused

redtint

I'm pretty sure we've both got better things to do here, Mun.

little_lost_lizard

Dear mun,

Well, the new iconss are nice. Taking picturess of the book might not be the mosst elegant ssolution, but they turned out looking well enough.

You do recall that if you ssend me to the place with the godss that I'll need to be human for that, don't you? I ssuppose I'll be fine enough at the duck place, though. Ssending me to both might be a bit ambitiouss. Either way, I'll be glad to be up and doing again. Ssitting around idle in your head iss frightfully boring.

... Did you really have to take thiss one of me with my sspiness sso messsy, though? I look quite a ssight. Thiss is why I don't wear hatss to begin with, you know.

Regardss,
Ssilissa

((OOC: Canon is Larklight and title is way too long.))

markedone

You know what happens to people who rush blindly into the unknown. They're the first to die. So maybe you should find out what the local customs are like before trying to "send" me somewhere. At least you made the right choice not to remain with the sinking ship. If there's one thing worse than the Zone, it's nothingness.

I'll play along with your little game for now, but remember that everything has a price. When the time comes to find Strelok, I expect you to return the favor.

plagiary

How about we don't and say that we did? [ A pause, a barely held in check sigh. ] For one thing, love, we don't exactly have the best track record with places surviving my magnificence, for another not on your bloody life.

[ Mr. Eames has some feelings, okay? ] What's wrong with retiring somewhere notoriously sunny? A little bit of beach and a lot of tequila and we'd have ourselves a nice little arrangement. I wouldn't even bring up the fact that you keep discarding me like yesterday's old chip paper and you could continue entertaining yourself with your ball of posh fluff. [ :| ] Bitter? Moi? Heaven forbid.

alwayscheats

So what's a voice like mine doing in a mind like this? Not that I'm complaining, it's nice to be out and about again. Just saying, me and you? I kind of assumed we'd swing to a different kind of beat.

Always the quiet ones that surprise you.

Though it's got me wondering what our long term plans are? If we have any. Not asking for any great commitment, never been that kind of guy, but one good hurrah isn't too much to ask.

Now, bigger picture time. I'm thinking something with a little all guns blazing action, maybe some x-rated scenes, a few heart warming moments?

But hey, you know me, I'm pretty flexible.

mandating

Mundane, I do not believe your decision in making this journal to be logically sound. You are otherwise occupied in multiple matters that deem my arrival in what you call a 'headspace' unnecessary and overly taxing on your state of mind. I recommend desisting immediately, as you have much work to complete that is entirely unrelated to finding my 'voice'.

I think we have issues.

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