dear_mun | May. 26th, 2013

May. 26th, 2013

If you believe I would tolerate being held captive in any of these ridiculous games, I strongly advise you to think again.

[ She exhales a puff of smoke. Thank God for cigars; there would be no way to deal with her mun otherwise. ]

thinkaboutithero

Considering that your other choices were 'captaincameo' or 'shittydad', I think I got off relatively easy.

[his tone is light but kind of implies somebody would be dead if his username was 'shittydad']

That being said, I hope you actually do something with this. It'd be a waste of time if you made the account and found the icons only to post once in a blue moon.

greenissterile

Mun, I'm glad you want to try me out again... but these plans you have? Can we please not do them? I'm not like Church, I'm not a ghost.

And technically you should relax a bit. Breathe in through the nose, out through the mouth.

[I'm not going to take medical advice from you, Doc. Your patients have a tendancy to well... die.]

I was cleared from most of that! Anyway, you're not the most fit of muns: a little exercise wouldn't hurt.

ineuphony

"Awesome"? -- Whaddya mean "Awesome"?! Do you have any idea what this means?! Count me out, I'm not going through with it...! And don't say I'm running away from the situation, because I'm not. I just need some time to think, okay? Clearly that's too much to ask from you. -- And from everyone else, for that matter!!

( a pause. )

Nnngh... I can't believe this. -- Fine. I'll do this, but it's just going to be a normal hang out, got it? If she brings it up then I'll discuss it with her but beyond that? I want no funny business from you.

manhandler

W-what, what is this? I have no time for games. This is not an acceptable hobby and I refuse to take part in such foolish activities. Lives are at stake and you, vile woman, only seem to-

[a pause, in shock as eyes grew in anger. Face telling all that his eyes could not hidden under his dark mask]

Manhandler?! How dare you, I did nothing, and will continue to do nothing, to that fool of a crown prince Inigo. Discussing, disturbing, and uncalled for.

[petting his wyvern Minerva gentle on the nose, mostly just to calm himself]

At least you understand, dear sweet Minerva.

salientiniquity

Child,

I have no time–– for your milling about. Ha~

verybigpheasants

Think what you will, milady.

I happen to believe there's a measure of nobility in agreeing to the odd quest here and there to better aid a colourless city. Might even venture to say there's dignity to it.

Very quiet sort of dignity, eh? Probably no small miracle that I've not given fleas to the household just yet, of course. [ we all know your socks are keeping them at bay don't lie. ]

Well, you see? Miraculous nonetheless.

As an aside, I'd gladly take a return trip to Camelot for about a day and a half at your earliest convenience. Be nice to see the end of my dungeon days for myself.

rustledbyjimmies

( tl;dr )

psychosomatic_limp

Mun. Is that what I'm supposed to call you? Um, yes, mun-typist-lady, whomever you are.

You haven't even finished my profile. Oh yes, I just saw that, but really, why are we doing this again? I have a perfectly fine blog, I don't think I need another. I've been seeing the therapist, I don't need to talk to anyone else.

It's been a year. I'm fine.

dropoutking

Yeah, whatever, I'll fork out advice. Not like anyone should follow my example is that what you're sayin'?

[a laugh from his deep voice]

I guess you're right though, let’s hope every single one of em' gets their shit together. If there is one thing the world doesn't need more of its guys like me. By the way, mun, you and I need to think up a way to get Aki off all that damn protein shit, he'll thank me later.

thehumanofthemachine

So, you've applied to a game with me and you're worried you won't get in.

So, if you do get in, your worry was for nothing and you did nothing but downgrade yourself the past couple of days.

And if you don't, you can take it as a chance to improve and try again at that game or another one.

Of course, there is a third option of just giving up, but if you give up after one attempt- well, really? Get yourself some willpower for your birthday and try again.

mightyaphrodite

First off, that pun is terrible.

Now look, there is only one Goddess here, and that's me. You don't get to tell me what to do or where to go. Especially not to some island where - yes, the activities in general very much appeal to me... but! Buuuuuut! There is some two-bit wanna be goddess in charge and I would be mortal.

I HATE being mortal. I get so dirty and icky and... and I smell. It's just so... ew.

And that's on top of this so-called goddess and her family that are pretending to be my brothers and sisters!

I'm not going and that is final.

koufukuriron

They all are so gloomy...I guess I really need to get there.

[ Because inducing them yet another trauma will certainly cheer them up, jeez. ]

It's really been a while...

simulatedsummer

I know it's been too long since I've been out. [ And he doesn't exactly enjoy being stuck in headspace. ]

But look. My life's complicated as is. First, those weird guys in white were stealing photos and words. Then, they even attacked me... And now you're gonna bring "yeerks" into it? Are you kidding me?

( ooc: Yeah, might be taking him to

the_resistance. )

kara_zor_el

So after having me in your head for nearly five years you decide to give me a journal?

Not that I mind the chance to get out... but now what? I don't want to go to any of these so called games floating around.

................ What?!

Don't you DARE...

Just because you found a picture of me in lingerie... No. Just no.

staircar

Well, here we go again, huh?

yearnsforfeathers

Mun-san,

Why do you think that Suzume-chan might have family issues, as you say above? Is it because of nee-san? Reika and I have never had problems. You know it as well as I. She took me out to dinner after rehearsal just last week!

I think perhaps, Mun-san, you are trying to create conflict where there is none. You are worse than Bakkun in that respect. Please, keep your ideas about my personal life hidden away. It is not proper to speak of such things in public. Better to wish for good things and cheer us all on as we prepare for our show. That is what a kind Mun-san would do.

Suzume

avengeful

You're not doing me any favors here, but I don't really care. I can handle it; I can. I get that it's not the typical work we're used to.

[Spaceships like this are outside the realm of possibility, even in their occupation. He has his reservations on what's happening, to boot.]

But my brother's there. And knowing him, he might be doing something stupid, so.

Count me in.

congealed

No. You shouldn't be hoping for them to show up. [ But don't you want to see your teachers and friends again, Bobby? What about Rogue? ] Yeah, of course I miss them, especially her. But Asgard's too dangerous.

It's better if they stay home.

oweadebt

I guess I can't blame you for making things up as you go along. I've done it a few times before and managed to survive. And this is hardly as important as stopping arms dealer or keeping a country from erupting into civil war.

giveadragonsomelove

It's about time mun. New game and new icons? Finally. Though it's not like having the paid like I used to yo. Come on. It's just a few bucks. You can spare that kind of change on the AmDrag, am I right?

...No?

Awwwh man. No fair mun. You bought that bug guy six months of awesome iconage. Why can' I get some too?

...

Fiiiine. Whatever. Just make sure to fill up those last two places. I got a face too pretty for just thirteen. Fifteen will barely cover it but I'll make it work. Now get going and do...whatever you do. I'll just kick it here.

Later!

theonceandfuturequeen

Honey, I don't quite understand the obsession of Mr. Holmes' successors either. ~~Godfrey thinks it's funny, of course.~~

demimaudite

I don't get it, mun. You already have a journal for me. I know you want to pick me from a different point in time and tweak my personality, but ain't I perfect already? It's not easy to change me. I'm sure you'll find that out soon enough.

Also, a hugging game? What the hell, you want to make me more asocial and you take me to a hugging game for that? Your logic's pretty faulty, ain't it.

Current Mood: annoyed

pheromones

Madeline was there! [ gaila is grinning from ear to ear. ] Oh, I always liked her. Good for her. And she got a line, too! I don't suppose she's around. I'd like to congratulate her in my own way. [ smile turns a little sly. ] Her species is so fascinating. You know they don't get headaches, the females?

I see Jim hasn't changed either. [ laughs a little, bubbly. ] Good for him, too. Kinda. [ chapel :c ]

white_phoenix

While your interest in me is flattering, I fail to see what it will gain me. Can you offer me a pleasant ending to my dream or are you merely going to act as a barrier to my goals? Your answer is important; it will determine whether I give you attention or not.

So, tell me.

barelyknow

Woah, woah, woah! Hold on a second here.

I'm just getting used to the last strange thing that happened to me, and now you're bringing me here? You know, Leaf Men and Boggans? And now I'm supposed to cope with being in someone's head?

You really have some spectacularly bad timing.

And would you stop complaining about icons? It's not my fault you're jumping on this the first weekend the movie is out. Like I said: terrible timing.

fimbulvintess

Ummm...

What do you mean, if I stay here then I'll make new friends? No one ever notices me even when I'm standing right next to them, no matter what I do. How am I going to make friends if no one can see me?

Can't I just go and make a snow day for the other children?

dontdissthesonic

Well, at least you've seen a bit more, hm? Perhaps you'll be able to get my voice down better now though I won't hold my breath because you still don't seem to have any plans for me.

And it's still extremely boring up here.

hemoloo

..........

Are you aware, mun...of the fact that it's been many days adding up to potentially a year since I've last seen the light of this world...? It's been scary in your head...

Regardless, it's advisable you take action to combat the effects...I won't take responsibility for this.

got_style

Now then.. No, no, don't worry, I'm just lookin' this over...
I'm your favorite? Well, you've clearly got good taste. Accommodating to super villains! Also a plus. No major plans..? I'm willing to take a vacation.

Sounds to me like this arrangement will work out just fine, Miss Mundane.

lovies

Ah, I understand your curiosity, but a week is not too long a wait. I firmly believe you can hold on until then.

Other than that, yes, you were right. Pardon me for not confirming sooner, I was a little busy. [ Yeah sure. ]

talldarkandhandsome

Mun... I think I really hate you right now. Haven't you done enough?

becomingstrong

What? Hey, you! 'the hell do you mean you might be looking for a new game? And it ain't even new! But you're just not gonna have me remember anything, you stupid mundane!

And don't think that bribing me will work...

... okay, so it would be nice to see some of 'em again...

But that doesn't mean I gotta like your idea!

butterflywings

Could you stop questioning me now, please? You won't make me regret what I did.

moreproteinplz

Don't you think you could cut a little down on the caffeine and sugar?

[ Except he's not one to talk about restraint. ]

Trust me, Mun, you don't need it. All it takes it some exercise to make the mind and body more efficient. You can start by going to bed by 9 PM to get up at 6 AM for running.

pinzutimer

[ She's tired of repeating things over and over and over again only to have it fall on deaf ears. When she feels the urge to start shouting, scream until her voice is raw, she buries her face into her hands and muffles a frustrated cry. Her mundane is simply insufferable and the girl has no slightest inkling of what to say or do. So, she does her best to reason despite her cluttered thoughts and hopes that her efforts lead to some success. ]

Mundane, I know that you love writing and plotting and characterizing--that you love to do it even though it hurts you some ways too. Believe me! I love training and practicing my forms but even I know when to stop.

[ There's a slight pause, a beat, where she tentatively chooses her next words. ]

I mean, if you want to give it one more shot, then, let's do it. But, you have to promise me that you'll take some lessons from past, not-so-good experiences, okay? And, you have to promise that you'll take it slow and keep me in mind too! So, let's find a place where we can take it step by step--just like how sifu always told me to do!

[ She grins from ear to ear, hopeful and giddy for the new beginning. An important factor dawns on her, just as her happiness reaches a high point, and she laughs sheepishly. ]

...I just wish I knew where to start looking.

misfier

Okay, time out, gross meat-sack.

You want to play somewhere again? After giving me the boot from that creepy place, I don't know if I want to have a second attempt here. And just when things were starting to actually go well, too!

You are clearly out to ruin my life. You are literally Tarn.

No way, loser.

heathazed

I'm sorry you had to learn the truth, mun. I guess there really was no escape from the haze was there?

hartmann

Don't I make the cutest little sounds? Ka-pwing! [A thorny vine of roses springs forth as she poses.] Being able to play with everyone is so much fun! I wanna play more!

fuilarsa

Spirit is of divine origin and good; the body is inherently earthly and evil. Do you not think so?

allhopeondeck

What? You mean out of all the countries in your head, I'm the one that's loudest? The one you want to do things with the most?!

Well, it's about time too, Mun! I was waiting months and months for you to finally let me out, and all you did was play around with my jerk brothers. I know you've been going through some bad stuff lately and have been pretty down, but I'm here to cheer you up. And I can do it better than that stupid England ever could!

We need to do something! I want to be in a game like those others in your head, okay? Don't worry, I'm as brave and strong as any nation; I can handle anything you decide on!

Just make sure England isn't there.

thelastshallbefirst

( CW: giant alien spider )

It does not know. It does not understand.

Why has that one brought this one here? This is not the Commorancy. This one does not belong here.

[She shivers.]

That one wishes it would talk with the Other?! No, no, that one asks too much.

masterofnun

Dearest Mundane,

Your plans, or lack thereof, are irrelevant in the grand scheme of things. It does not matter whether you have one game set up for me, one thousand, or none at all. My purpose is to serve The Trinity and nothing more. Should you refuse to realize that, I will merely bide my time until you finally come to your senses. Patience is a virtue, one that we've established you sorely lack. You cannot hope to outlast me, so what makes you think you can hope to outlast them?

Give up now and save yourself the trouble, child. I promise my masters are not without mercy.

letmeshowyoumystabs

[DOINK.

Well.

That takes care of that Mun.]

quicksliver

You need to seriously calm down, it's already loud as fuck in here already. I get it. I'm thrilled as well, personally I don't think you can ever have enough of me, I'm sure Wanda agrees with me but do you really have to jump up and down like child who has had too much ice cream before bed?

I still maintain that I was actually in that blockbuster movie that was funded by Stark's ego and little else. I was just simply moving to fast for his outdated cameras to catch. If you slow down the footage, I saved that girl with the long blond locks at least four times. Five, even.

Just lets just hope they stay away from spandex. I'm not sure I can pull off a green suit.

lyingbarista

[Because sudden inspiration/enabling has called forth a new muse.]

And this is exactly why you shouldn't do things in the middle of the night for nostalgia's sake. Night is meant for sleeping, not goofing off; you should rest well to save energy. I thought adults were supposed to be responsible, but you act more like a kid than I do!

[As if Lloyd is really in any place to be criticizing anyone about responsibility when he hasn't even finished a certain-special-someone's birthday present yet. Hypocrite.]

gotbiggerstingers

Heeeeey, Munnie! Glad to see you're finally coming around and giving me a little fresh air! I was starting to think you'd never let me out!

Yeah, yeah, cut all that low self-esteem crap, you and I both know you can handle this! And don't worry about finding people to talk to, I'm cute and fun and exciting! Who wouldn't want to hang out with me?

And "worse case scenario", you and I can go track down some bad guys and show 'em who's boss!

ohnoenheim

How embarrassing! Let's hope nobody noticed the irrefutable proof that you're a complete disgrace to Muns everywhere. [kssjkljfc] Ow, that hurt!

Really, young lady, what were you thinking? Not many people would want to play an old man like me in the first place.

Ah! Even you don't want to play me! To drag me out here at a time like this, hoping my sons will appear, or...

Hmm. Maybe I'm grateful after all. But I can't stay for long. The promised day isn't far off, you know...

robinsegg

......

In mun's head again?

Thinking of going to persona game again?

Okay.

......

Give me bug persona this time.

withinandwithout

Being here is fine enough, I suppose. It is certainly exciting. But perhaps its time to start looking for something more permanent? The hustle and bustle of this place...well I...I just can't really get the swing of it....

It'd be nice to have a place to go home to.

I think we have issues.

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