upon mun tomfoolery oh dear

[peaceguard]

[Well someone sure is pacing with his hands behind his back! What's wrong, Hardin?]

I resent any and all implications about my romantic life. Give me more dignity, woman; the only time you let me loose is so you may taunt me about this sort of thing?

I most certainly don't know why you're laughing about me getting...'picked up' by some stranger, let alone cooing over how said stranger hauling me in the air would make anyone else jealous.



[The mild perturbed lean to his face turns to anger in the matter of under a second, and he puffs his chest out indignantly.] And I most certainly am not a purveyor of anything!

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[riskbreaker]

[Coldly:] I suggest you get used to it. They are impossible to reason with.

[you deserve getting embarrassed tho asshole]

[peaceguard]

Not all men can render themselves void of emotion, Riskbreaker. I have no desire to be used in this way so consistently.

[NO UR THE ASSHAT OMG ROOD]

Though I think I have a higher pedigree for reasoning with those who are unreasonable than most. [He sucks air in through his teeth, tone decidedly belligerent] Sometimes it's a blessing to have more talents than to slaughter; perhaps it would've done you a world of good.

i'm so so so so so sorry

[deskman]

[WELL THAT'S CERTAINLY AN ASSCRACK ON DISPLAY????]

Convention season, huh.

OH MY GOD so am i

[peaceguard]

[AND THEN MISTER SASSYPANTS WHIPS AROUND AND frowns threateningly at Robert because he could probably beat the shit outta him anyway. No threat is good :') ]

There's nothing conventional about my situation, sir. I don't even know what half of the slang she's using means; really, picking up? That makes no sense at all in the context of--

Well, in any context.

[Hardin glowers, but it's more for sulking than anything.] I don't appreciate her using me for base ideas, either.